i smashed a cars windshield ........... with my face

Of all the videos I've seen of people doing that I've never seen one come out successful, except one dude but he was on a ladder. It looks like you won though no lie, that windshield is fucked up, your chin aint thaaaaat bad. My friend in a redneck town broke his windshield and kicked it out so he drives without one, he got a ticket for it though so he has to wear a helmet for it to be legal which looks funny as fuck, do the same chicks will dig it.
 
It's fun at first, but they call it a shield for a reason, I've had so much shit hit me, lol.
 
man.. i wish the drinking age here was fuckin 18.... maybe going to bars around here would actually have a point.. instead of havingsomeone buy them for me like a woman...
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Well this weekend I went to a casino completely drunk. It was two hours away on 120 km/h. My sick friend somehow made it in 1h15. We bought a 30 Bud pack for 30$. We call it the "Dirrty 30 for 30". We drank 10 beers each in 1h30.

Went in the casino. I won about 60$ in blackjack, I don't even remember how. My friend went like in that Family Guy episode...

- 10
- hit me
- 15
- hit me
- 20
- hit me
- 25
- hit me
- eh?
-HIT ME!
- 30
-hit me....


fun night out.
 
lol guys. You gotta grow up.....

....one day, so keep doin what you do as long as you have time to do so rofl.
 
Now that I think about it Woody, we did something similar, it was less or equally dangerous...

My friend parked his 94 Jetta next to a big pile of snow.

We started jumping over the Jetta and landing in the snow. We smashed the roof a little bit too much.

My leap sucks so i jumped just high enough so my knees hit the side windows. Smashing them a little bit.

Then we started to jump over it while he was riding it next to us.

Good times.

After a while we just ended up drifting in the snowy streets and crushing in the piles of snow.

Canada rocks.
 
Boogers galore

Edit: The worse me and my friends ever did was drive into a snowbank (the big ones here in Montreal) because we wanted to see the shit fall over us like an avalanche. Ironically enough, when the snow came tumbling down (well a lil of it) my drunk friend screamed: "GET OUT ITS GONNA BURY US ALIVEEEEE"... but only a lil fell on the front window. lol

Anyways, well done Tha Wood. lol
 
I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat." :)
 

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