I Need 3 Jokes

[Bender]

What do you call a paki in a microwave?

>P-Ding!


What do you call a paki carpenter?

>Ahmed ashed


Why aren't pakis allowed to play in the fifa world cup?

>Because everytime they get a Corner they build a shop.


How do you tell if a Blonde has a boyfriend?

>By the buckle mark on her forehead.

 

[_carmi]

thanks yall. repped all of you, well everybody that the board would let me rep.

but do you guys have some riddles or something like that? i tihnk i got enough racist jokes for my whole class LOL

 

[_carmi]

btw nevermind i found a riddle. thx again to all of you for the racist jokes. some were brilliant.

i guess we could keep this thread alive by posting more. this is a good thread.

 

[ARon]

What jokes did you tell your class.

 

[Jeremy]

what do you do if your dish washer stops working?

slap her

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hizzle?]

^^^yeah I lmfaoed at it too.

 

[dillaxx]

here's a riddle..

what starts with "p" and ands in "orn"??

popcorn, nigga!!!!

 

[Flipmo]

^ Lol

 

[hizzle?]

What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

 

[dillaxx]

are we still on race jokes??

what do you do when you see black man on the ground, bleeding?

stop laughing and reload

 

[SiGh]

here's a riddle..

what starts with "p" and ands in "orn"??

popcorn, nigga!!!!

lol @ ands, retard.

 

[Snowman]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: nothin you done told her twice.