"I mean, the bartender got $100 for keeping the ice cubes cold."

S. Fourteen

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(Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage)

Vin Deisel, Giovanni Rabisi

New York

$300.00 / $5.00 / 1%


Cheap bums. I hate celebrities who think they should be comped for everything! So then they take it out on the poor waiter/waitress who is just trying to make a living!

Kobe Bryant

Cheesecake Factory

Los Angeles

$68.45 / $5.00 / 7%


Kobe Bryant and his wife and daughter were at teh cheesecake factory at fashion island. They only left 5 dollars as a tip!

Lil Bow Wow

Buckhead Diner

Atlanta

$85.00 / $3.00 / 3%


What a wanna be. Little Boy had sent his chicken dish back to the kitchen to have the chef cut it for him. Rude and very uneducated, lacked any sophistication. Sad really.

Lil Flip

Pappadeaux

Houston

$295.00 / $5.00 / 1%


HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Ashlee Simpson

Toronto

$224.63 / $1.50 / 0%


Well it was a typical ashlee night, drunk as shit, acting like a snobby rich person... Stayed for almost two hours, and got a shitty tip! Screw you bitch!

Brad Pitt

New York

$1320.00 / $5.00 / 0%


Brad Pitt comes into my restaurant with 14 other people, Each person received an entree, and had many drinks that evening. They were there for about four hours. I personally waited on just them, at their request. Making sure the drinks kept comming out, along with the food. At the end of the night, after a $1,320. bill, I was left with only a $5. tip!

Billy Joel

Canterbury Ale House

New York

$235.00 / $10.00 / 4%


Came in with some tramp from news 12,and they both loved to drink wine.After being both assholes towards the entire staff, and acting like his "shit don't stink", it took the tramp he was with, to convince him to leave a tip.!

Still can't believe this asshole is a product of long island!

ONCE AN ASSHOLE-ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE!!!!!

Mick Jagger

Denver

$63.97 / $0.00 / 0%


His pasta "had no flavor". He ordered it boiled with "just a touch of olive oil". Hmmmm.....

Jennifer Lopez

NYC

New York

$625.65 / $0.25 / 0%


Lopez & her 3 girlfriends came into the restaurant....bossing everyone around & complaining about almost everything- the table, the heat, their bottled water(should be room temperature), the tea was too hot...etc...Unreal. She orders tuna tartare and when she received it, she thought it should be cooked??!!! And she got somewhat beligerent with me...she seems to have fun bossing me around (believe me- I tryed to be very patient and thought I did a decent job). This woman is unbelievable - aside from the fact she has a pan face and a big ass. Apparently she thinks she is funny, by leaving change in pennies & nickels. What a cheap f*ck!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Chicago

$137.55 / $0.28 / 0%


I seriously don't think she meant to tip. Some money just fell out of her handbag and onto the table.

Bruce Willis

Las Vegas

Los Angeles

$500.00 / $0.00 / 0%


Drinks are free in Vegas when you are gambling. Its no secret to the waitstaff that Bruce does not tip, however, There is no need to snap your fingers to us to bring your drink to you everytime you leave one table for another.

Another thing Bruce, just cuz you made the "big time" by being an actor does not give you instant respect. You know the old saying "gotta give respect in order to get it". Bruce, you suffer from cranial inversion.

Thanks to people like Shac, Ben Afleck and others like them that are down to earth makes our job "serving" a pleasure.

Emmitt Smith

Cool River Cafe

Irving, TX

$42.00 / $2.00 / 4%


Asked for an entire section to be "roped" off so he and his POSSE would not be bothered. Stole waitress's cigar cutter. And the tip was given AFTER he was chased out walking his tab. Said he thought the tab was "taken care of." No you fag, it is not free because you play football..What a loser!!!

Peyton Manning

Knoxville

$347.72 / $0.00 / 0%


Everyone bows to Peyton, the 'best quarterback in football, Mr. Sportsmanship. Screw him. He and his party of four thoughtfully neglected to leave a tip for a bill of almost $350. I hate the Colts and I hate Peyton. Go Titans!!!!

Mark Walberg

Philadelphia

$500.00 / $5.00 / 1%


fuckin marky marky and his third nipple. He and his two friends arrived at my 5 star dining establishment dressed in wife beaters and cut offs. Ran me around for 3 hours and left 5 dollars. Thanks for the caffe mocha money douche!

Tom Cruise

New York

$458.63 / $5.00 / 1%


Tom and Katie Holmes were absolutely rude as anything I've ever seen!

Bobby Brown

Atlanta

$250.00 / $10.00 / 4%

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I was the server of mister brown and well certanly was't a nice experince he was rude and want special items where was't in the menu and his kids so bad behive they dump the sugar out of the package on the table and all the adults did't pay any attencion

Eminem's mother

coney island , Michigan

Detroit

$32.69 / $0.00 / 0%


she looks like a crack head and is stingy with her money like one too. Screw of em's mama mabey if you were nicer to him you would have some money too! She complained her saki naki flame was to small and was pissy there on out!

Bill Cosby

Philadelphia

$375.00 / $3.00 / 0%


Eat your puddin' phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah!

Michael Moore

Los Angeles

$452.25 / $17.74 / 3%


OK i ran my ass off for this guy and his friends. Funny I didnt know this guy had friends, maybe they were kissups. 2.5 hours they spent shoveling food down their fat faces. Numerous refills. By the way MM is a pompous ass judging from his treatment of the staff.

Scottie Pippen

Adagio 1995

Chicago

$125.00 / $0.00 / 0%


"No Tippin' Pippen" used to come in where I was a bartender back in 1994-95. He never tipped and expected you to fall all over his ugly celebrity self. He quickly earned his "No Tippin" nickname, and bartenders used to fight each other to NOT work with him...

Heidi Klum

Miami, FL

$672.00 / $2.00 / 0%


She was with another blonde friend. Very Rude.

Ann Coulter

Hartford

$480.00 / $20.00 / 4%


What an arrogant douchebag she was. The majority of her bill was spent on liquor, and the food she did eat was promptly purged. becoming a woman isn't easy, but don't take it out on the waitstaff.

Busta Rhmymes

Atanta

$450.00 / $0.00 / 0%


Cheap ass fucker!!!

Sean Penn

New Orleans

$450.00 / $0.00 / 0%


Sean Penn is in New Orleans filming & came into my restaurant with 3 other people. Waited on them hand and foot. The bill $450.00 - the tip: none. Cheapskate.

Britney Spears

New York

$385.00 / $1.00 / 0%


She's so friggin hot tho!



THE SHOWDOWN

George W. Bush

DC

$753.58 / $1.28 / 0%


He must have done the math himself!
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Washington, DC

$300.00 / $10.00 / 3%


cheapskate!
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Vidalia

Washington DC

$200.00 / $0.00 / 0%


The President and his family ate out and they didn't leave a fucking tip. no way I'm voting for this guy in November. Even with his moronic tax cuts, you would think he could find a way to tip us.
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Chicago

$736.55 / $4.45 / 0%


Incredibly rude and cheap. Treated like a slave.


John Kerry

Boston Clam Shack

Boston

$1438.25 / $22.00 / 1%


This cheap motehr fucker only left $22 on a $1438 tab. I am voting for Bush. Kerry the asshole
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Ruth' s Chris Steakhouse

Alexandria, Va.

$247.28 / $2.72 / 1%


Was rude and insulting!
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private

Boston

$436.78 / $25.00 / 5%


Don't vote for this cheap ass!
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Chart House

Alexandria, VA

$262.60 / $0.00 / 0%


June 5, 04 Kerry, his wife, 4 unknown suits - We were happy to seat them in a semi-private area and gave them the same excellent service as we would give anyone - then got stiffed!
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Boston

$725.35 / $65.00 / 8%


Spent the whole time on the phone and would simply snap his fingers when he wanted something. Very Rude!
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Nathan's

Washington, D.C.

$110.00 / $5.00 / 4%


He was quite nice, but the wife was a real bitch.
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Boston Clam Shack

Boston

$1438.25 / $22.00 / 1%


This cheap motehr fucker only left $22 on a $1438 tab. I am voting for Bush. Kerry the asshole
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Waffle House

Boston

$58.32 / $1.68 / 2%


He really seemed to like the waffles.
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Chicago

$143.83 / $6.17 / 4%


All through the meal he was demanding and pompous and a couple of times he asked,"Do you know who I am?"
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Chicago

$432.00 / $0.01 / 0%


John and his lovely wife ate dinner at our fine establishment drinking some of our finest wine with his sweetie pie. He racked up a 432.00 and left without a tip. Unless you count the penny that was on the floor next to his seat. Thanks John.
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Nathan's

Washington, DC

$108.00 / $12.00 / 11%


A real asshole. I found out later that he has stiffed another server here.
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St. Louis

$773.24 / $20.00 / 2%


Added $20.00 on the signature line and then scribbled a little note to vote for him. What a load of crap.


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pathetic. I used to be a bus boy and sometimes people gave me SERIOUS tips. Like some guy put 50 bucks cash in my pocket literaly so i wouldnt have to share with the other waiters etcetc. Generous and funny shit like that, but most gave out garbage tips like those. $2 for huge steak dinners and shit. Tip your waiters/waitresses! Shocked at JLo...SOMEBODY should knock her out and teach her what it feels like to be from the "real" block....not beverly fuken hills block.
 
Shocked at JLo...SOMEBODY should knock her out and teach her what it feels like to be from the "real" block....not beverly fuken hills block.

J Lo is notorious for being a demanding bitch.

These people can waste thousands of dollars on a personal trainer but they can't even leave 15%. It's sick.

Keep in mind that I picked out the celebrities to make it more interesting, but famous or not, people are rude and stingy.

I try to tip as much as I can.. that's how I get the service I want.

DO NOT FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT HANDLE YOUR FOOD
 
I think companies should pay their waiters a normal fucking wage so they dont have to rely on tips to eat.

The whole business of mandatory tipping is hella gay imo anyway. A tip is given for extraordinary service, it shouldn't be expected.
 
Duke said:
I think companies should pay their waiters a normal fucking wage so they dont have to rely on tips to eat.

The whole business of mandatory tipping is hella gay imo anyway. A tip is given for extraordinary service, it shouldn't be expected.



tru
 
Damn. It's funny how people like me would tip more than someone who has a SHITLOAD more money than me. I tip really good whenever I go out. Last time I got pizza and it came to $20, I gave the dude $30. I went out to eat at this Texas Roadhouse place and the bill came to like $55 and I gave the dude $70.
 
its linx! said:
Damn. It's funny how people like me would tip more than someone who has a SHITLOAD more money than me. I tip really good whenever I go out. Last time I got pizza and it came to $20, I gave the dude $30. I went out to eat at this Texas Roadhouse place and the bill came to like $55 and I gave the dude $70.

i'm the same.

shit i tip more than kerry and bush:laugh:
 
Not to defend Ashlee Simpson, but over here if your party spends over $100 on food they automatically include the tip in the bill. I'm pretty sure it'd be the same in Toronto.
 
its linx! said:
Damn. It's funny how people like me would tip more than someone who has a SHITLOAD more money than me. I tip really good whenever I go out. Last time I got pizza and it came to $20, I gave the dude $30. I went out to eat at this Texas Roadhouse place and the bill came to like $55 and I gave the dude $70.

Lemme get this straight.

You give more tip than the actual bill?


You have issues. Issues known as mandatory niceness disease (MND). Cut the crap.
 
Lil Bow Wow

Rude and very uneducated, lacked any sophistication. Sad really.

How would they know his education level?

Anyway Australia doesnt have the tip system although some people do I never have. I agree though the employer should just pay the people a wage that covers them, they could do real good service and come out with nothing.
 
Duke said:
Lemme get this straight.

You give more tip than the actual bill?


You have issues. Issues known as mandatory niceness disease (MND). Cut the crap.

he meant he gave 70 total, so its a 15 dollar tip
 
jbrolax said:
he meant he gave 70 total, so its a 15 dollar tip

Actually, you're right and i misread his post. But giving 30 dollars when the bill is 20. (150% for you retards out there) and giving 70 when the bill is 55 (thats 128% (rounded up) for the same group of retards) is still a "hecka" lot.
 

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