I have a 2 lbs of these...

[Flipmo]

I like eating the 'steaming pile of shit' flavour. It's totally rad.

 

[dillaxx]

Lick my snake, Duke.

 

[Da_Funk]

That's crazy, man. But it seems like such a doomed idea. I mean, it's fun that it exsists, but who actually eats a bag of candies that tastes like dirt of vomit? Apple-peach I can understand, strawberry-chocolate, yes, yoghurt-cinnamon is pushing it but at least it's food.

But dirt? Vomit?

I mean, who actually eats that?!

God damnit. Did you read my first post? You won't understand it unless you're familiar with the Harry Potter series.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

You don't even have to be familiar with anything, kids see Booger flavored jellybeans and tell their mommy to buy it, it's like that.

 

[Duke]

Fuck Harry Potter. Will children eat a steaming pile of doodoo as long as it's wrapped in a wizard's cowl?

There's no way you can succesfully sell a candy that actually, literally, physically and realistically (and some more -y's at that) tastes like vomit, or dirt, or mercury.

So I'm asking, what's the catch?

 

[vg4030]

That's crazy, man. But it seems like such a doomed idea. I mean, it's fun that it exsists, but who actually eats a bag of candies that tastes like dirt of vomit? Apple-peach I can understand, strawberry-chocolate, yes, yoghurt-cinnamon is pushing it but at least it's food.

But dirt? Vomit?

I mean, who actually eats that?!

Lol I know what you mean. Its just a novelty thing to make money from The Harry Potter series. Its not part of their 'main' line offerings. But it is from the jelly bean company

 

[Duke]

Lol I know what you mean. Its just a novelty thing to make money from The Harry Potter series. Its not part of their 'main' line offerings. But it is from the jelly bean company

THANK YOU!!

See, "da spunk", it's not that hard to actually explain something instead of referring to harry potter all the time. Would've taken you 2 sentences to explain, instead of the 10 or so you now used in a few posts to keep telling me to read your first post, which also didn't explain jack fucking shit.


it's a fucking trend to extort children. E-Z.

 

[Da_Funk]

THANK YOU!!

See, "da spunk", it's not that hard to actually explain something instead of referring to harry potter all the time. Would've taken you 2 sentences to explain, instead of the 10 or so you now used in a few posts to keep telling me to read your first post, which also didn't explain jack fucking shit.


it's a fucking trend to extort children. E-Z.

Read harry potter and you'll understand why they make every flavour.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I really want to know why they do it so I'm going to read Harry Potter myself to figure out.... all 350 pages of it. Just to find out why the jellybeans.

 

[Duke]

Read harry potter and you'll understand why they make every flavour.

What are you? Harry Potter-bot? Piss off, you worthless mongrel.


Second, in your blind fanatacism to the boy sorcerer you completely missed the subject matter, also known as:

The Fucking Point

I could care less WHY they make every flavour, I'm more curious as to how they're getting away with it. Do they actually market these things? Does the candy really taste like vomit? And if so, are people actually eating and liking them? Who buys this? Etc, etc, etc.

I do not wish to know about Harry Potter. The actual subjects in the Harry Potter books are irrelevant to what I wish to know.


Third, everything that you deem so relevant in Harry bloody Potter to answer my question could also be perfectly relayed by you since you know all about it.

Little jerk. Why don't you change your name to Harry Potter while you're at it, preaching his gospel to all who will listen. I hope you die in a pile of shit.

 

[Da_Funk]

What are you? Harry Potter-bot? Piss off, you worthless mongrel.


Second, in your blind fanatacism to the boy sorcerer you completely missed the subject matter, also known as:

The Fucking Point

I could care less WHY they make every flavour, I'm more curious as to how they're getting away with it. Do they actually market these things? Does the candy really taste like vomit? And if so, are people actually eating and liking them? Who buys this? Etc, etc, etc.

I do not wish to know about Harry Potter. The actual subjects in the Harry Potter books are irrelevant to what I wish to know.


Third, everything that you deem so relevant in Harry bloody Potter to answer my question could also be perfectly relayed by you since you know all about it.

Little jerk. Why don't you change your name to Harry Potter while you're at it, preaching his gospel to all who will listen. I hope you die in a pile of shit.

Your questions could've been answered by a 5 second google search, or by using common sense. Secondly, you are either way to defensive or fail at humour.

 

[vg4030]

I wish I never brought up Harry Potter. He didnt deserve all this

 

[Duke]

Your questions could've been answered by a 5 second google search, or by using common sense. Secondly, you are either way to defensive or fail at humour.

Actually, if you bothered to do a stint of "accurate reading" you would've found that my questions are way too specific for google. Hence why I asked here. It still not explains your fondness for Harry Potter.

I'm only defensive when pestered by little shitheads telling me to read Harry fucking Potter.

I do not fail at humour. Testimony to that is my social environment and my rep-page, consisting almost solely of "LOL", "lmao", "rofl", "good one" and "laffin wit tearz".

So yeah, fuck you. Again. Little punk.

:amuse:

 

[Da_Funk]

Actually, if you bothered to do a stint of "accurate reading" you would've found that my questions are way too specific for google. Hence why I asked here. It still not explains your fondness for Harry Potter.

I'm only defensive when pestered by little shitheads telling me to read Harry fucking Potter.

I do not fail at humour. Testimony to that is my social environment and my rep-page, consisting almost solely of "LOL", "lmao", "rofl", "good one" and "laffin wit tearz".

So yeah, fuck you. Again. Little punk.

:amuse:

You're a loser.

In Harry Potter there is a brand of jelly beans called Every Flavour Jelly Beans. Now, knowing that people love Harry Potter, we can deduce that people will buy Harry Potter merchandise.

Being a jelly bean company and coupled with the knowledge that people love harry potter = people buying harry potter merchandise we can come to the conclusion that marketing a popular product in the Harry potter series = money in our pocket.

Since the product is called every flavour jelly beans, and the vomit one is specifically mentioned in the Harry Potter series, we will be sure to include at least 1 in every few bags for credibility purposes.

You could've realized this had you taken 5 seconds and done some reading on google/wikipedia and applied logic to it.

Yes, I could've explained this to you earlier, however, being that it is such a trivial concept, I didn't

 

[Duke]

You're a loser.

In Harry Potter there is a brand of jelly beans called Every Flavour Jelly Beans. Now, knowing that people love Harry Potter, we can deduce that people will buy Harry Potter merchandise.

Being a jelly bean company and coupled with the knowledge that people love harry potter = people buying harry potter merchandise we can come to the conclusion that marketing a popular product in the Harry potter series = money in our pocket.

Since the product is called every flavour jelly beans, and the vomit one is specifically mentioned in the Harry Potter series, we will be sure to include at least 1 in every few bags for credibility purposes.

You could've realized this had you taken 5 seconds and done some reading on google/wikipedia and applied logic to it.

Yes, I could've explained this to you earlier, however, being that it is such a trivial concept, I didn't

And I got you to explain anyway.

Who's the winner here, dipshit? :wondering:

 

[DarkPhantom13]

You are all fuckin fags for fighting over this stupid harry potter bullshit. Turn the computer off and go buy yourselves an ice cream cone u fuckin queers!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Fighting to end fights... it's like living to end lives... or blowing up the moon to end nights.

 

[Flipmo]

And I got you to explain anyway.

Who's the winner here, dipshit? :wondering:

Its 1:30am, come online, I must speak with you of the world of football, maybe about secks...

....


Fuck its 5:40am in Holland... Well, wake up anyways, or I will smite thee.

 

[Da_Funk]

And I got you to explain anyway.

Who's the winner here, dipshit? :wondering:

Read Harry Potter. It should help you figure this out.

 

[raywaters11]

I do not fail at humour. Testimony to that is my social environment and my rep-page, consisting almost solely of "LOL", "lmao", "rofl", "good one" and "laffin wit tearz".

who the fuck said 'laffin wit tearz?'

someone is a homo