am i the only one who hates to come to one of those little places outside of the city where people have those hillbilly ass attitudes and that hillbilly ass cockiness? for instance, you enter a store in the center of their precious crossroad and the clerk who has run the store for the past 50 years after her mother who ran it 60 years before her died, is watching your every move, damn near following you around?
and those cocky inbred bastards who think they're the shit because people in their little inbreed town actually look up to them. i mean those people who take it the furthest as far as being a hillbilly goes. the ones with the leather vests and army boots. the ones who smoke tobacco in pipes, instead of cigarettes. the ones who know the most old people's jokes. the ones who sucks the longest straws. i once got into it with one of these guys. i wanted to tear his jaw off of the rest of his face. their very attitude is like a bitchslap magnet. because of my previous run-ins with these cowboys i feel the urge to box at the very sight of them.
okay, so i might have been taking it a bit far at the end there for the sake of humor. but this thread is a message to inbreeds across the world; <anakin without feet> I HAAATE YOOOUUUU!!!</anakin without feet>
if you are a redneck, admit it and live in shame forevermore.
and those cocky inbred bastards who think they're the shit because people in their little inbreed town actually look up to them. i mean those people who take it the furthest as far as being a hillbilly goes. the ones with the leather vests and army boots. the ones who smoke tobacco in pipes, instead of cigarettes. the ones who know the most old people's jokes. the ones who sucks the longest straws. i once got into it with one of these guys. i wanted to tear his jaw off of the rest of his face. their very attitude is like a bitchslap magnet. because of my previous run-ins with these cowboys i feel the urge to box at the very sight of them.
okay, so i might have been taking it a bit far at the end there for the sake of humor. but this thread is a message to inbreeds across the world; <anakin without feet> I HAAATE YOOOUUUU!!!</anakin without feet>
if you are a redneck, admit it and live in shame forevermore.

