I hate hillbillly fuckers.

Preach

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am i the only one who hates to come to one of those little places outside of the city where people have those hillbilly ass attitudes and that hillbilly ass cockiness? for instance, you enter a store in the center of their precious crossroad and the clerk who has run the store for the past 50 years after her mother who ran it 60 years before her died, is watching your every move, damn near following you around?

and those cocky inbred bastards who think they're the shit because people in their little inbreed town actually look up to them. i mean those people who take it the furthest as far as being a hillbilly goes. the ones with the leather vests and army boots. the ones who smoke tobacco in pipes, instead of cigarettes. the ones who know the most old people's jokes. the ones who sucks the longest straws. i once got into it with one of these guys. i wanted to tear his jaw off of the rest of his face. their very attitude is like a bitchslap magnet. because of my previous run-ins with these cowboys i feel the urge to box at the very sight of them.

okay, so i might have been taking it a bit far at the end there for the sake of humor. but this thread is a message to inbreeds across the world; <anakin without feet> I HAAATE YOOOUUUU!!!</anakin without feet>

if you are a redneck, admit it and live in shame forevermore.
 
on a side note, i believe that every hillbilly (along with every faggot, pedophile and retard) should be shot in the neck and dumped in a sewer somewhere. or burnt.
 
Rizzle you have so much anger inside of you lately.
Anger being the name of an ugly, gay, pedophile redneck!!
 
rizzle... take all of that anger that you're tryin to let out on the board... and let it out on your production! make some hard ass fuckin beats, get the anger out, and then be happy!
 
yeah, you just wanna up and smack some of those bitches. Their entire being is a plague to mankind.

I was thinking of a Star Wars quote to sneak in here, but I'm not that quick...
 
atleast you don't live in GA, rizzle. imagine all of the hillbillies that are down here.. omfg... its horrible. but i admit... some hillbillies are quite entertaining.
 
Get In The Van I Have Candy said:
There's hillbillies in Norway? OMG they are spreading lol

I was thinking the same thing lol

Btw, "hillbilly" & "redneck" are words which have their origins in Scotland. :)
 
i feel your pain. whatever you do, never come to lawrencebrug kentcuky. this is were i currently live. i hate this town . the other day, friday night, i was working delivering pizzas for papa johns. that whole night i took 16 runs. out of those 16, only 4 of the deliveries i took tipped me. redknecks do not tip because they think it say its a sin in the bible. the whole night i was delivering pizza i was actually wishing that some islamic extremist would drop bombs on this town, actaully the whole state. the rest of the world would be much better without anyone from kentucky. and i have family here. but they are the dumbest redknecks i've ever met.

what is sad is these people spawn children. i see alot of these rude bitches that have emotional disturbed children. and they look at me like i'm weird for wearing blue lense sunglasses. i could go on for ever on this topic but i will stop here.

before anyone calls me a hillbilly , i was not born in america, i have moved around my whole life, from turkey,dayton ohio, las vegas nevada, east side of st.louis, i've lived in ky for about 3 years, and i'm moving to orlando florida in oct.
 
PuffnScruff said:
what is sad is these people spawn children.

I think this so often when I see certain people & types of people.

I'm just waiting to find the right candidates to start a righteous death squad which could erase the untermenschen. :thumb:
 
the shit about them spawning children.. its actually true!! the kids that grow up among rednecks are literally brainwashed. i shit you not. i have a few in my school. me and my friends were able to save a few :thumb: but the rest are lost. they are so brainwashed they have no way of turning back now. the only way to save themselves is a barrel to the head.

lmao let me tell you a funny story. my parents inherited this 200 years old house on a little island outside of the coast here, that they renovated and turned into a beautiful summer house. i should actually take some pictures some time. anyway, there's these people living there, and oh my god.. the ones we saved actually originated from this island, then moved into town to go to high school. anyway, we have a boat at our summer house and everything. a couple of years back me and a couple of friends were out there for a weekend just chilling, drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes. we had a boat back then too, but let's just say it wouldn't fit a name like "red lightning" or whatever else you would name a fast boat lol. me and one of the guys who was with me went out and messed about in the boat and stuff and went off to explore a cave on a little island off the coast from the island we were already on. on our way back, we met one of these hillbilly kids who had been out fishing. so he caught up with us because his boat was faster, and as he passed by us he looked at us with that look that you have if you're racing someone or something lol. that cocky "i'm gonna beat your ass and you ain't shit" look. THE MOTHERFUCKER STARTED CIRCLING AROUND US!!! he went around us in circles a few times and then stopped and asked some stupid question like "what's the horsepower on that engine there?" or something. i swear i would slit the guy's throat right there. i felt this anger inside. KILL ALL FUCKING HILLBILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

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i have now counted to 10 inside my head... and i am somewhat calmer.. but god, the very thought of hillbillies makes my neck start twitching.
 

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