I demand a law!

[Jocka]

This law is a bit biased towards "lazy" people.

The law will be stated as follows:

If you use a public restroom (OR a private restroom that is not owned by you) to take a shit, you must:

1. Aim for the hole..... .....
2. While aiming, set on toilet (for gods sake).
3. After wiping, the toilet paper IS DISPOSIBAL so please, do not throw your used ass wipe paper into the trash can.
4. If your shit flies all over the toilet, at least give a few courtesy flushes. If that doesn't work, find a way to clean it you filthy bastard.
5. If for some reason, you do aim and you are sitting yet you still get it on the walls (how the fuck?), please, wipe the gawd damn walls off you nasty mother fucker.

Thank you.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Lol

 

[Jocka]

let me explain myself.. I have to clean the bathrooms at work and I've seen shit everywhere.. Walls, ceiling, dripping down the toilet, trash cans, everywhere.. Just stop people..

Which reminds me. WOMEN! PLEASE DEVELOP A FLUSHABLE TAMPON AND PAD! THAT IS FUCKING SICK TO SEE WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK!

 

[Lok]

lol, and I thought my job sucks.

 

[critikaldesignz]

You demand a law!

I demand a lawl

LOL

 

[Jocka]

There really should be something I can do about this. For one, I should get a raise everytime I clean the bathroom. And I think I should be getting more than $7/hr because I have to handle hazardous material. Whether it's harshly dangerous to my health or my pride, makes no difference. I should be paid at least $12/hr with nights and weekends off... and a free cell phone.. with a clip.. and mic..

 

[PELLA]

let me explain myself.. I have to clean the bathrooms at work and I've seen shit everywhere.. Walls, ceiling, dripping down the toilet, trash cans, everywhere.. Just stop people..

Which reminds me. WOMEN! PLEASE DEVELOP A FLUSHABLE TAMPON AND PAD! THAT IS FUCKING SICK TO SEE WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK!

oh man, i feel ya. Back in tha day, i used to work as a "courtesy clerk" at a grocery store. And part of my job was the keep shit clean. So this one time, my boss told me to check out the washroom ASAP. I go: "why asap Mr. Green" (bosses real name) and he goes: "well, go see for yourself." So i go there, and to my surprise and first time ever seeing ANYTHING like it before, some guy with diahrea aimed for the bowl, but missed...terribly. Lets just leave it at that. True story.

 

[Jocka]

It hurts your soul doesn't it? It really deminishes a part of the person you used to be inside.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

It hurts your soul doesn't it? It really deminishes a part of the person you used to be inside.

LOL

 

[Jocka]

Your laughing now. But put yourself in the position to clean another man's poo. Now picture doing this on almost a daily basis. My pride is GONE. I've lost basically every sense of self-esteem I had.. it's all gone.. down the drane..where the poo should have been..

 

[PELLA]

It hurts your soul doesn't it? It really deminishes a part of the person you used to be inside.

its so true. I was 16 at the time, and it really put me down. Low self-respect kinda feeling.

 

[PuffnScruff]

are you a janitor? cause if you were not i would just say fuck cleaning that shit. tell your boss to go clean it. i've done that before and they just get someone else to do it.

have you really had to clean piss off the walls?

 

[Jocka]

^not piss my friend... not piss...

and no I'm not a janitor. The way it is set up, each register has its own duties. The middle register has to do all the nasty shit basically. I get put at that register 4/5 times. It's a real pain in the ass.

 

[S O F I]

Poor Jocka. I get paid $8 an hour for stocking food shelves and I complain. Look at you, poor thing.

 

[KiRsTyBoO]

Can u not find another job?

 

[PuffnScruff]

you should say something to your manager. if they give you shit go higher up. thats not fair that you should have to do that all the time

 

[Jocka]

Can u not find another job?

not right now. About 2 months ago, there were jobs left and right for A/C work (which I have 4 years experience in) but then I was working almost daily with my grandpa's A/C company. Now, after Katrina and Rita, there are still people from louisiana and houston in dallas. It's hard to find anything.