How would you kill yourself?

[_streethop101]

If someone says they haven't ever thought about suicide, well, they're thinking about it after you ask them. So let's say, your life is shit, you have no friends, your family either dies or hates you and something tragic happens. Your partner leaves you, P90X doesn't help you be un-fat, you find out there is no higher being, or Prince dies. Whatever would make your world crumble, and you were forced into suicide, what would be your means of doing it?

I would be scared to death of doing it and living through it in a Terri Schiavo ass retarded vegetative state, so I would go balls to the wall with my exit tour. First I would swallow a bottle of, whatever kind of pills. Whatever people take to kill themselves. I'd ask them, but they're dead. Anyway, a bottle of those followed by a swift shotgun blast to the head Cobain style for good measure. If I lived through the blast, the pills would finish me off. I live by the lake so I'd probably just head down to the edge and do it there, being winter, the water is freezing so if I'm some kind of super-being that would live through a bottle of Tylenol and a slug to the temple, the hypothermia would kill me.
I know, it's a little fancy but I have exquisite tastes. I appreciate the finer things in life...er, death. Whatev. Your turn.


P.s. Sarcastic posts usually only make ya look like a douche, but by all means, go ahead...we all already know who will say the stupid shit.

 

[Tha_Wood]

suicide by cop

 

[ARon]

I wouldn't do something all miserable like take pills or cut myself and sit there waiting to die. It'd have to be something exciting, skydiving without a parachute or something lol.

Yours reminds me of Rasputin or whatever

 

[Casey]

I wouldn't kill myself if Prince dies, so fuck you for insinuating that I would, RAY WATERS.

Anyway, I have no idea, since I intend to live forever.

 

[_streethop101]

suicide by cop

Wow, either Woody is back or Stred is on his account, either way, welcome back!

I wouldn't do something all miserable like take pills or cut myself and sit there waiting to die. It'd have to be something exciting, skydiving without a parachute or something lol.

Yours reminds me of Rasputin or whatever

I've never heard of Rasputin...

I wouldn't kill myself if Prince dies, so fuck you for insinuating that I would, RAY WATERS.

Anyway, I have no idea, since I intend to live forever.

Is putting my name in all caps some kind of way to insult me? Or expose me? You're a little late since I already said it was me in the MySpace Survey thread. Plus my raywaters11 account ban has been lifted, so, well done Casey!!
Anyway, I have no problem with you living forever. As long as you don't make music forever. You may not believe in Hell, but trust me, an eternity of your music is the definition of it. Much love!!

 

[Rahim]

Las Vegas

Between the intersections of Flamingo Rd and Koval Lane

in a 1996 black BMW

I'll be sitting in the passenger seat.

Nighttime.

Drive-by shooting.

Newspaper headlines.

Murder mystery.

They never find the killer.

The end :nuts:

 

[Stred]

I am immortal, It's a curse.

 

[Duke]

Definitely something spectacular.

Practically, I don't know.

Theoretically, I'd love to sit on a nuke or something awesome like that. Get incinerated.

 

[_streethop101]

Oh Duke, you and your fetish of sitting on hard objects. It will ideally be the death of you...

 

[Cooper]

Self-defenestration

 

[Tha_Wood]

yes i am back. its good to be home.

 

[Casey]

Is putting my name in all caps some kind of way to insult me? Or expose me? You're a little late since I already said it was me in the MySpace Survey thread. Plus my raywaters11 account ban has been lifted, so, well done Casey!!
Anyway, I have no problem with you living forever. As long as you don't make music forever. You may not believe in Hell, but trust me, an eternity of your music is the definition of it. Much love!!

You must be mistaken. An eternity of my music is the closest thing to god that exists. I even have my own church. Your mom comes every day.

 

[_streethop101]

That would make sense, because people leave church unsatisfied and dreading the next service already.
I've never heard of your church, it must be very **small**
Also, people go to church to give donations, so congrats, my mom attends out of pity.

 

[Casey]

That would make sense, because people leave church unsatisfied and dreading the next service already.
I've never heard of your church, it must be very **small**
Also, people go to church to give donations, so congrats, my mom attends out of pity.

Mine's like one of those gospel churches where people are incredibly happy to be there.

You have heard of my church, it's the biggest one in the whole universe. I have approximately 99billion people attending every day.

Your mom donates to my balls with her tongue.

 

[Duke]

I donate a tear to this mockery you two are making of a proper internet argument.

 

[Casey]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news folks, but Ray Waters just killed himself by a bunch of pills, whichever ones people use to kill themself (I would ask him but he's dead), then blasted his head off with a shotgun before falling into the freezing lake. His body is currently being eaten by the fish.

It is thought that his motivation for suicide was his overwhelming guilt and self-pity for making such an epic fail of a thread. It went down in StreetHop history as one of the shittest threads of all time.

I'd get some funeral info from his mother for you all, but let's be realistic - nobody would go.

 

[_streethop101]

Mine's like one of those gospel churches where people are incredibly happy to be there.

People fake enthusiasm at church, hon. Your disciples, yeah they're faking, too. Also, the only churches where people are screaming and stuff are black churches. My mom isn't black. You're mistaken.

Your mom donates to my balls with her tongue.

More pity donations. Also, preachers touch little boys, I have a hard time believing you, an avid Michael Jackson fan with a hard on for Prince, and now a self-proclaimed pastor, have any interest in a 43 year old woman.
I do, however, have a younger brother who is single.

 

[_streethop101]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news folks, but Ray Waters just killed himself by a bunch of pills, whichever ones people use to kill themself (I would ask him but he's dead), then blasted his head off with a shotgun before falling into the freezing lake. His body is currently being eaten by the fish.

It is thought that his motivation for suicide was his overwhelming guilt and self-pity for making such an epic fail of a thread. It went down in StreetHop history as one of the shittest threads of all time.

I'd get some funeral info from his mother for you all, but let's be realistic - nobody would go.

I love how you assume the responsibility to determine for the entire board which threads are failures and which threads aren't. Also, shittest isn't a word.
I will book your band to play at my funeral, that will keep everyone away.

 

[ARon]

Ray won

 

[Casey]

People fake enthusiasm at church, hon. Your disciples, yeah they're faking, too. Also, the only churches where people are screaming and stuff are black churches.

My disciples are the greatest and most honest people on the planet. They do not have the ability to fake, that's why your girl can't be one. She fakes everything with you.

My mom isn't black. You're mistaken.

You're right. Her face looks really white to me. White and gooey.

More pity donations. Also, preachers touch little boys, I have a hard time believing you, an avid Michael Jackson fan with a hard on for Prince, and now a self-proclaimed pastor, have any interest in a 43 year old woman.

I don't, but I'm not gay and I don't date retards, so I'd appreciate you not trying to hook me up with your brother. He has it tough enough in life with your stupid, bitch, cunt, dyslexic, mentally challenged, small dicked, redneck, cocksucking, neanderthalic, stick-your-finger-in-your-asshole-then-suck-on-it, moron, microphallic ass as a role model, quit making it more difficult for him.

I love how you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Sorry, I tuned you out for being overtly dull.