How to get HUGE and SEXY for the ladies!!!! Gain a pound of muscle per week

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I've just written this guide to help some people who want to get huge but without gaining any fat. The biggest problem when trying to get big is that you usually gain alot of fat with the muscle you worked hard for. Then you will end up having to go on a fat loss diet to get rid of that fat u packed on,so its such a bitch that people eventually quit.Through all the info over the years,i have put it all together to bring you an easy yet effective method.So enjoy

ARE YOU READY TO GET PUMPED???

ARE YOU READY TO GET HUGE???

ARE YOU READY TO BOOST YOUR SEX APPEAL???

Follow this guide to gain 1 pound of pure muscle a week without gaining any fat at all.

Do you want to get huge with no restrictions? This method will not require you to:

*Drink those disgusting protein shakes that taste like crap
*Eat tuna
*Take any kind of supplement
*Be restricted in any way

So let's get started.

OK. The first thing we need to do is see how many calories our bodies use per day just to maintain our weight. So if we find this magic number,and eat this many calories,our weight will not change.If we eat less,we lose weight.If we eat more,we gain weight. Simple right? Good

*Note: If you don't know what a calorie is,i suggest you do a little research then come back and continue with us.

OK,take your weight in pounds,then follow these directions.

*Note: If you only know your weight in KG, then just multiply it by 2.2,and you will get it in pounds.

We look at the following:

1.If you are sedentary (little or no exercise) : multiply your weight in pounds by 12

2.If you are lightly active (light exercise/sports 1-3 days/week) :
multiply your weight in pounds by 13.75


3.If you are moderatetely active (moderate exercise/sports 3-5 days/week) :
multiply your weight in pounds by 15.5


4.If you are very active (hard exercise/sports 6-7 days a week) :
multiply your weight in pounds by 17.25


5.If you are extra active (very hard exercise/sports & physical job or 2x training) :

multiply your weight in pounds by 19


So if we have a 200lbs individual who is lightly active he will burn:

200 x 13.75 = 2750 calories per day

this is called the BMR (Basic Metabolic Rate),the amount of calories the body uses per day to maintain weight.

Now,these calculations don't always work for everybody as everybody has a different metabolism.If anytime during this guide you find you gain a little fat,then lower your caloric intake by 200,then consider this your BMR.If your weight stabalises,then now you know your BMR.If you find that you are begining to lose weight,up the calories a bit until weight stabalises.

OK,now that we know our BMR and we know how many calories we need to eat a day to maintain our weight,we move to stage 2.

For 6 consecutive days,you will be eating your maintenance calories per day.

So for the 200lbs individual that we used as an example above,he will eat 2750 calories a day for 6 days in a row.You can eat any foods you like.Eat ice cream the whole day for all that matters.BUT RESPECT THE CALORIE AMOUNT

You will need to weight train 5 days out of these 6 days. Make sure you don't overtrain. Don't train for less than 30 minutes or more than 1 hour. Never work the same bodypart 2 days in a row.

For example

Monday: Chest + Triceps
Tuesday: Legs + Biceps
Wednesday: Back + Triceps
Thursday: Shoulders + Biceps
Friday: Legs + other part

Of course you will design your own routine,whatever you feel comfortable with.

Pretty simple so far.Basically you eat whatever you like,enough calories to maintain,so you will not feel any hunger.And you will devote some time for working out 5 days from the 6 days.

OK,Now we get to the fun part. Day 7. The biggest day of the week.This is what you will do on day 7.

On day 7,you will eat double the calories you need to maintain. So for the 200lbs individual we used for an example above needed 2750 calories the day to maintain his weight. Well on day 7,this individual will double that calorie amount. So 2750 x 2 = 5500

This person will eat 5500 calories on day 7. Pig out. Eat a whole large pizza to yourself. Indulge into some ice cream. Eat lots of cake.Cookies,Chocolates. Whatever you like,eat it.

IT IS ESSENTIAL to eat this much. You can't eat less or else you compromise all your work. This day is the most important day.

And guess what? You dont work out this day.This day let your body relax while you pig out.

OK,so you're asking. What is going on with my body at this point. What makes you think that these calories don't end up as fat instead of muscle???

OK,Since the whole week we were maintaining our weight,but working out,our muscles are depleted from glycogen. Glycogen usually fills the muscles up.Since we worked them so hard during the week,the glycogen in them is depleted,gone. If we don't get glycogen soon,we will waste muscle and start losing the muscle.

So the 7th day,when we overeat,the body is like oh oh,we have excess calories.Let's fix up those muscles. It partitions the calories solely to the muscles to repair them and refill them up with glycogen.

In our example above,with the 200lbs individual,the first 2750 calories he eats,it will go towards maintaining the body weight. But the next 2750 calories will go straight to the muscles ONLY.

Since the body was not deprived of food during the week(since we were not reducing calories), and since the muscles needed the extra calories for their repair,the body decided to give the muscle(the poor) ALL the extra calories,instead of giving it to the fat(the rich).Isn't the body the smartest and most generous thing.It cares for the unfortunate haha.

So to sum up day 7, we shocked the body,the body gave all the extra calories to our muscles to build up the one pound of muscle in that day.

Now you may ask,how come if we eat double our calories everyday we will gain fat instead of muscle.

To answer that,well basically,if you do this,you are not shocking your body,it might work for a day,but when your body starts seeing that its a ongoing thing or a pattern,it will say hey,im not stupid.since we are always getting extra calories,lets store it as fat and use it later,so you will get fat this way. 1 day a week is enough to keep the body in shock.Starting the second month,you will need to do the big overfeed on the 6th day instead of the 7th. Again,we need to keep the body in shock.

You should follow this for a good 2 months,then you will need to stop and eat normal for 2 weeks to give the body a little break,and since it will have gotten accustomed to the overfeeding,this is a way or make it forget about it.If we dont take this break,then the method will become ineffective over that time.Once we give our body the break,the method will become as effective as the first cycle.

That's it for the guide.If you guys have any questions just ask. There isnt a question considered stupid,unless you are fucking around.

Next time i'm bored i'll write a guide on losing fat the fastest and most effective way without using any supplement or diet aids whatsoever.So watch out for that.
 
Pffft, I dun needa get sexy for the ladies, if they can't accept the fact that I'm a skinny nerd they can go fuck themselves ;P heh.
 
yea i guess this wil be good for a short term period, but any more than 4 months or so, you could really fuck your body up, eating all this shit.

Also there are different ways to gain weight.

But i recomend this for skinny people, try it and see if it works.

Nice thread Big Mack.
 
good read. I've heard from (more or less reliable) sources that actually one of the most effective ways of gaining pure muscle is getting a bit overweight first. then you watch your diet and work out. burning the fat and gaining muscle. how much truth is in this?
 
Monday: Chest + Triceps
Tuesday: Legs + Biceps
Wednesday: Back + Triceps
Thursday: Shoulders + Biceps
Friday: Legs + other part


Program sucks.. why would u do legs 2 times a week and why biceps & triceps so much..? makes no sense ...

Jus do
Chest
Back
shoulders
arms
legs

or

chest
legs
back
shoulders
arms

Not all that goofy shyt...

1


O ya when u do a program like this ... U DO GAIN FAT and MUSCLE ... BUT A LOT OF FAT trust me i did this successfully (my own way) and it works ... but u will gain a lot of fat.. trust me
 
Think_ThuGLiFE said:
Monday: Chest + Triceps
Tuesday: Legs + Biceps
Wednesday: Back + Triceps
Thursday: Shoulders + Biceps
Friday: Legs + other part
he gave an example of how you shouldn't train the same body part 2 days in a row. He never said that this is a workout you should swear by!!!!1
 
^^
lol exactly i was just using a made up example to explain something.

also Think_thuglife, on this program that i wrote down,you do not gain any fat.trust me, i've put alot of people on this plan,and it works wonders.please please dont just say shit without backing it up.this method you wont gain any fat.You even just said you followed your own program and gained alot of fat,this isnt your program and you never even tried it.how can you then say you gain alot of fat. The special part about this is the not gaining fat part. Thats the reason why i wrote it.4 pounds a month is nothing special. Hell,anybody can gain 10 pounds of muscle a month by eating like a maniac and working out,but they will also gain alot of fat(like you did).
 
Think_ThuGLiFE said:
Monday: Chest + Triceps
Tuesday: Legs + Biceps
Wednesday: Back + Triceps
Thursday: Shoulders + Biceps
Friday: Legs + other part


Program sucks.. why would u do legs 2 times a week and why biceps & triceps so much..? makes no sense ...

Jus do
Chest
Back
shoulders
arms
legs

or

chest
legs
back
shoulders
arms

Not all that goofy shyt...

1


O ya when u do a program like this ... U DO GAIN FAT and MUSCLE ... BUT A LOT OF FAT trust me i did this successfully (my own way) and it works ... but u will gain a lot of fat.. trust me

why not do legs twice a week? there's nothing wrong with that. there are more muscle groups in ur legs than ur arms. u cud spend one day doing ur quads and calves and another day doin ur hamstrings and adductors/abductors.
 
.cloud. said:
Pffft, I dun needa get sexy for the ladies, if they can't accept the fact that I'm a skinny nerd they can go fuck themselves ;P heh.
lol. i sense speculation in you. the "heh" at the end there did it. :thumb:
 
Interesting read, but you need to watch where those calories are coming from, you can't just hit a target amount of daily calories from any source they need to be coming from a majority of complex carbs, then protein and then a little fat, otherwise you will just be gaining as much fat as muscle. One of the biggest mistakes people make is not eating clean when trying to bulk up and then they leave themselves a whole load of dieting to do after.
There was a really good article stressing the importance of this somewhere on the net, I'll try and find it then post it up.
 
Here you are, here is an article which gives a break down on how to gain weight, but only in the form of good quality muscle and not end up fat!!

If i never hear these words again in my life it will be too soon. I cringe everytime i hear someone (straight from bb.com) say "im coming off a bulker and now im doing a cutter"..What the hell is that?..that is the most idiotic concept ever! So what your doing is taking 2 steps forward for 4 months and then 1.5 steps backward for 4 months and repeating over and over? Talk about a waste of valuable time! Half your freaking year is gone to hell because your cutting for half of it and gaining no muscle. How bout a novel concept for you? How bout getting dramatically larger over time with huge food (protein) intake and super heavy training but adhering to carb cuttoffs and doing cardio (for increasing hunger and keeping bodyfat at bay reasons) so that you stay lean!!!!!!!!!! Gee whiz, might that be a better way?!

Bulker: An Excuse to become a fat #### for the sake of beleiving your putting on muscle mass to others and yourself (and you probably are but at a 50/50 ratio of muscle to fat--wow thats awesome!)

Cutter: 3-5 months of wasted muscle building time (trust me youll be building very little muscle mass during this) in the quest of turning yourself back from a fat slob you turned yourself into to someone presentable.

THINK ABOUT IT!!!! Your 200lbs, eat like a 250lb guy to get freakshow bigger, and train like a rhino with heavy weights to get larger but also do everything in your power (green tea, cardio, carb cuttoffs) to keep at a bodyfat percentage that your proud of or can live with. This is all about turning your body into a muscle building fat burning blast furnace!
If you do bulking and cutting for the next 2 years and with all those "cutting cycles" adding up to a years time, guess what you just gave up a year of lifting--one year of nonexistant muscle mass accumalation. Thats like lifting for the next 6 years and you only get 3 years of productivity out of it. See the problem is, alot of people try to stay lean year round while also tryng their hardest to put on muscle mass and they do it all wrong. They eat like a 190lber trying to get to 250lbs and think that--by some miracle that will get them there. This is all about becomeing a food processing machine here. Take in a surplus (protein/food), create a demand to put on muscle (seriously heavy lifting/DC training) and then taking care of excesses and burning them off (carb cuttoffs/cardio/thermogenisis)----eating and training like a 300lbs offseason behemoth but doing everything else in your power to be that guy walking around at 7-14% bodyfat (whatever floats your boat)....See its not that hard, just think it out....but most of all dont waste your freaking time taking 2 steps forward and 1.5 steps backward....this is about constant forward progress. If I hear anyone say "cutter" or "bulker" again on this board, you get the official title of "bodybuilding.com guy", like a scarlet letter. This is constant bulking and cutting at the same time and you dont forsake one for the other unless your competing for a show.
You turn yourself into a machine and you keep that machine evolving. Does anyone in this forum actually beleive that if you are 200lbs and doing cardio 3-4x a week at 30-45 minutes a pop but eating 400-500 grams of protein and a shitload of food to get bigger that - YOUR ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO GET BIGGER BECAUSE OF THAT CARDIO? If your not getting bigger then your either not eating enough or your a young guy whose metabolism is so fast that your one of the lucky ones who doesnt have to do cardio. Thats another story I have to write about one of these days--Cardio. Every time I hear a guy tell me...."I just cant eat enough"....I ask him "are you doing cardio?", and he gives me that puzzled look and thinks "why should I do cardio? I have trouble gaining weight and eating enough".....BINGO!!!!! What do you think cardio does? You get up in the morning and start your day with some cardio I guarentee youll be starving the rest of the day and be eating like a #### horse. IT HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIME. Cardio is a two way street--increases hunger and keeps you lean. You have trouble getting bigger? Add cardio first thing in the morning after 30 grams of protein in water and some bcaa's and watch yourself eat the rest of the day! You wont be missing meals, youll be starving. Which leads me to getting off this computer because im starving.I wrote this very fast because im late--so sorry bout that
 
radkin said:
Interesting read, but you need to watch where those calories are coming from, you can't just hit a target amount of daily calories from any source they need to be coming from a majority of complex carbs, then protein and then a little fat, otherwise you will just be gaining as much fat as muscle. One of the biggest mistakes people make is not eating clean when trying to bulk up and then they leave themselves a whole load of dieting to do after.
There was a really good article stressing the importance of this somewhere on the net, I'll try and find it then post it up.


Nah man. Here is the misconception. Essentially, A calorie is A calorie.It doesn't matter where it comes from. Here's how the body works

All that talk about different ways to eat the calorie is pure garbage. Like those high GI or Low GI foods, low carb vs. high carb diet, low fat diets.

Here's what happens when you eat something

1.about 30-50 grams of protein is the maximum amount absorbed at one time,the rest gets converted to GLUCOSE and gets stored in the glycogen reserve.

2.Any carbs you eat get sent directly to the glycogen reserve.

3.Any fat you eat gets converted to GLUCOSE and gets sent to the glycogen reserve.


When you eat too many calories,more than your maintenance amount,then the glycogen reserve gets filled up so much,so anything extra gets converted to fat and stored in the body as bodyfat.

So basically at the end of the day,its A CALORIE IS A CALORIE

Oh and you might ask, well what if i dont eat any protein,I will lose weight because my body will eat up my muscles. Technically,this ONLY happens if you dont eat enough calories. If you don't get enough protein, the body will MAKE creatine from the glucose. And creatine is the purest form of protein.
 
not really ken said:
he gave an example of how you shouldn't train the same body part 2 days in a row. He never said that this is a workout you should swear by!!!!1


lol sorry I didnt read it all the way lol ..... Ucan work our ur legs 2 times a week but it should be cut up like quad and hamstring .... most ppl reading in the thread about getting bigger most likly wont know what these 2 r so i jus made it easyer..
 
DEAD LIFT question

What exactly is the dead lift hitting. I know the technique as i've learnt it but when i'm dead lifting I can't really feel what its actually hitting apart from my back getting a little sore (i did it today and i still havent slept on it, im quite new to the whole game at the moment). also can i do dead lift excercise and squats on the same day, or rather if i dead lift on one day then can i do squats the next day. or would that be violating the 'don't train the same muscles two days running ' rule?
 

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