How do you get heaps of Twitter followers?

[Tha_Wood]

@Ristol I'm looking at you. I've got shit to say and people need to hear it. Except potential schools for next year.

 

[yak pac fatal]

it's pretty simple really, all you have to do is hate donald trump, white people, and those racist, fascist republicans no matter what, oh and you have to be gender fluid(whatever that means); that's instant followers.

also tell them you're a feminist who's part of the metoo movement

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Yeah be a total lefty

 

[masta247]

Frankly, you're not going to be visible, no matter what you do, unless you post all the time, use lots of hashtags and get retweets, and do it for long enough to get thousands of followers, 0.01% of which will retweet your stuff making you grow larger, at which point a snowball effect begins.
These days getting big on Twitter is hardly possible without insane amounts of time and effort, unless you're at least semi-famous, as Twitter is way overloaded with tons of junk content spat every second, and no way to reasonably go through it.
All popular hashtags get dozens of new Tweets every single second, mostly from businesses and people late to the party trying to get big.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Frankly, you're not going to be visible, no matter what you do, unless you post all the time, use lots of hashtags and get retweets, and do it for long enough to get thousands of followers, 0.01% of which will retweet your stuff making you grow larger, at which point a snowball effect begins.
These days getting big on Twitter is hardly possible without insane amounts of time and effort, unless you're at least semi-famous, as Twitter is way overloaded with tons of junk content spat every second, and no way to reasonably go through it.
All popular hashtags get dozens of new Tweets every single second, mostly from businesses and people late to the party trying to get big.

So much for my dreams...

 

[Ristol]

When I built my following, such as it is, it was about writing good jokes and getting the attention of bigger accounts so they'd hit you with an RT. And it built from there. Then in 2015-16 all anybody wanted was Trump content. The jokesters became political experts. I fed into it because I wasn't being me; I was trying to keep up. Twitter absolutely sucks now. But those early days were fun.

 

[SiGh]

Post a pic of your small pp. most attention you’ll ever get in life. And tag street hop.

 

[dilla]

Pics of your tits.

Find a picture of a black trans queer demisexual and start begging for money from whites.

Claim Weinstein fucked you after Cosby drugged you and CK called you rubbing his rod while asking you "did you lead him on?"

You can also buy followers or use apps that boost the count.

 

[Jokerman]

Make racist comments and 35-42% of Americans will follow you.

 

[Rukas]

Honestly just live tweet along with the worst reality TV show you can using its hashtag. Like The Bachelor.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Honestly just live tweet along with the worst reality TV show you can using its hashtag. Like The Bachelor.

That would involve watching the bachelor though. Im not ready to hand over my man card.

 

[Rukas]

That would involve watching the bachelor though. Im not ready to hand over my man card.

Haha it’s actually one of the funniest shows on television... unintentionally.

Okay then watch The Block or something. But just give everything shit.

 

[dilla]

If you want an entertaining reality tv show, I hear the one with Cavilari and Jay Cutler is pretty funny. Haven't seen it, but a lot of Chicago sports fans watch it to see Cutler and his interactions with his friend. Every time the episode airs, there's a collection of quotes from the episode that local sports radio talks about.

I might give it a shot sometime because I've read about some hilarious scenes in it.

It's a popular reality TV show otherwise, so you could retweet that shit and actually watch something interesting.