Halloween

[Stred]

Halloween sucks. All it involves these days is Chavs with masks hassling people for money, smashing windows, firing co2 powered rifles at buses, and setting things on fire.

lol that sounds like fun

 

[S O F I]

Yeah, gives me an idea. I might just dress up like a chav.

What do they dress like?

 

[vg4030]

 

[Da_Funk]

For all you people who aren't dressing up heres what you say when asked where's your costume


I'm dressed up as the guy/girl who doesn't dress up for halloween.

 

[bacho2]

WooooooW.........

Talk about original idea. Right on dude!

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Im dressing up as a black person.

I have my knife guns and chicken wings already. I just need someone elses car.

 

[Illuminattile]

Why are no kids knocking on my door?

Seriously, I've seen them going next door. I have a whole bunch of cheap confectionery here, what the fuck am I going to do with it?

I'm tempted to go door-to-door handing out sweets.

 

[raywaters11]

Im dressing up as a black person.

I have my knife guns and chicken wings already. I just need someone elses car.

lmfao

Why are no kids knocking on my door?

Seriously, I've seen them going next door. I have a whole bunch of cheap confectionery here, what the fuck am I going to do with it?

I'm tempted to go door-to-door handing out sweets.

that would be awesome for those kids, its like, kids arent fat enough these days, god forbid they have to WALK to get fattening candy, lets walk it to them. toss it to them while they're sittin on the couch, they'll love you.


what i always hated about halloween, was when ppl would give me an apple. i was like, a fuckin apple?
one lady handed out pencils.

 

[Flipmo]

Back when kids would walk while trick or treating. Now those fucking douches have their parents drive.

Bataan Death March!!! NOWWW. :angry:

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Yeah kidnapping is alot harder these days.

 

[raywaters11]

tell me about it... im gonna have kids just so i can kidnap them n keep em in the trunk a while.

 

[vg4030]

Why are no kids knocking on my door?

Seriously, I've seen them going next door. I have a whole bunch of cheap confectionery here, what the fuck am I going to do with it?

I'm tempted to go door-to-door handing out sweets.

Do these 3 things
1: Close the front of your bathrobe
2: Take down all the decorations that make your place look like the Neverland Ranch
3: Turn off the Gary Glitter music

...then you might hook one.. good luck:thumb:

 

[Illuminattile]

1: Close the front of your bathrobe

But then my costume won't make any sense. :wondering:

 

[raywaters11]

what are u dressing as illu

 

[Tha_Wood]

i went as hitler. ill upload a photo later

 

[SicC]

One time at band camp...

pz

 

[Illuminattile]

what are u dressing as illu

Snake charmer.

 

[vg4030]

But then my costume won't make any sense. :wondering:

Yeah I know how that is :sad2: the whole esemble has to make sense.

Do you tell them its 'Jesus Candy'?

 

[Snowman]

went to a halloween party tonight i dressed up as Micheal Myers. gotta love the mask and the baggy overalls.

 

[S O F I]

I went to a party tonight with a name badge label that said "Hello my name is Dave". For those Office fans, you'll understand.

Sadly though, most people didn't get the name badge except one girl, which interestingly enough turned out to be one of the hottest ones. Needless to say, it didn't get me laid.