Film & TV Funniest Southpark moments?

#21
DarkPhantom13 said:
I think the funniest episode ever was the one where they all get ninja weapons and they have the lil brawls and Butters ends up with a ninja star in his eye. The part where Cartman walks naked across stage is fuckin hilarious! I couldn't stop laughin that whole episode.

That is the BEST episode BY FAR. LMAO

Stan - Butters, ur a dog, dog's cant cry. U hav to bark.
Butter - AHH woof AHHH woof AHHHH woof
 

Kadafi Son

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#22
I remember laughin my ass off when Cartman bet Kyle he could put food in his asshole and shit out his mouth. After doing it, the whole world was shitting thru their mouths! I was laughing til i cried.
Also when Timmy and got into a fight with another handicap kid. You'd have to see it. There's too many times I cried laughing at them kids.
 

ChrisZimbo

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#26
the episode called "the entity" was fucking hilarious , where the guy with mr. hat invents that new method of transport with all the dildos . you have to see it
 
#27
I'm surprised no one's mentioned my favorite episode, "Rainforest, schmainforest" and that damn getting gay with kids song. Sexual Harassment Panda is also one of the best episodes, and the NAMBLA one
 
#29
Oh yeah, and the one where Bebe grows boobs, and all the boys start acting like apes lol. Hey Kamakazi, check out www.mrtwig.net, they have all the episodes available for download, but you need a bit torrent client
 
#34
Cartman: you so much as TOUCH kittys ass and ill put a firecracker in your nutsuck, and blow your balls all over your pants
Stan: Jesus, cartman
Cartman: well im just sayin man, seriously, dont mess with the kitty man

classic :D
 
#36
the south park movie was fucking classic, where they watch the terrance and philips movie and are like "shut your fucking face uncle fucker, u are a boner biting bastard motherfucker" or some shit like that was fucking halrious. the part where cartman starts singing that kyle's mom was a bitch was mad funny. the part where kenny dies and then goes 2 heaven and then is sent 2 hell is fucking funny. the part where the devil says he wants 2 live "up there" and screams like a little bitch is fucking classic. the part where kenny lights is ass on fires and later dies was fucking classic. :D the part where cartman tell mr.garrison to suck his balls was fucking halrious. the entire war between the US and canda was fucking funny. well that's all i can remember off my head right now.
 
#37
© said:
Just a few off the top of my head...
the whole cast boinita episode.....CARTMAN: You said you'd invite three friends...
KYLE: Yeah, three FRIENDS! You're not my friend.
CARTMAN: Well, who's gonna go instead of me?
KYLE: Butters, he invited me to his birthday a few months ago, I owe him.
CARTMAN: (flipping Kyle Off) F(beep)K YOU KYLE, I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO YOUR FAGGOT BIRTHDAY PARTY! I rather hang round out home than have be with your jew mom for a day. KISS MY BALLS ASSHOLE.

(he leaves, a moment later he comes back)

I'm sorry Kyle, I DO wanna go to your birthday party, I mean you said some things, I said some things, but it's all in the past now.

KYLE: ....I'm still not inviting you.
CARTMAN: (flipping Kyle off again) Well fuck you kyle, i hope you die, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!
© said:
715..christmas in canada...everyones just given their xmas money to kyles family...

carmtamn (at kyle): You fucking asshole, this is all your fault,
k: what?
c: evyones gonna be charitable, and give money to your family instead of buying christmas presents....you fucking jews ruin christmas agin....it wasnt enough for u ppl to kill jesus..n ow u have to kill christmas too huh....

Dude, I can't believe you mentioned those two! They are my favourite scenes,

"Well FUCK YOU YOU KYLE, I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO YOUR FAGGOTY ASSED BIRTHDAY PARTY! I rather hang around out home than have be with you and your Jew mom for a day. KISS MY BALLS ASSHOLE!"


Haha, I'm actually crying with laughter just thinking about that!


And the funniest moment I can think of right now is in that "Erection Day" where Jimmy keeps getting boners at random times so he goes home to find his parents know about it and have called in a child specialist called "Dr Pal" to help him, Dr. Pal asks Jimmy's parents to leave them to talk in private;

Dr. Pal : Well Jimmy, as you get older your body goes through a lot of changes. Certain hormones start to release as your whole reproductive system begins to awaken, so if you like we can take off our shirts and kiss?

Jimmy : Come again??

Dr. Pal : What? Oh, nothing. See what I did there, took you off on another tagent, got you thinking in another way, that's what Dr. Pal is here to do...... Unless of course you do think we should taked off our shirts and kiss, Hmm?

Jimmy : No, I do not want to take off our shirts and kiss!

Dr Pal : (Gets up and looks pissed off) Well then, to hell with you kid! You can just deal with your problems on your own! (Leaves)
 

Synful*Luv

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#38
When Diddy comes to South Park and threatens Stan because he doesn't want to vote, Cartman is like "What do you mean vote or die" Then Diddy pulls out a gun on him, lmao ;)
 
#39
The episode when Mr. Garrison loses his virginity to Ms. Choksondik (Chokes on Dick) is fuckin' hilarious. I was laughing so hard that I literally couldn't breathe.

Also, when Timmy and Jimmy joined the Crips in Denver because they thought it stood for the Cripples. That shit kept me laughing.

Also, one of the funniest episodes of all time was when Cartman acted as if he was 'special' so he could join the Special Olympics. But as soon as the competition started, Cartmen didn't win not once. The scene where he's switching those fake teeth around and making those facial expressions was classic material!!

Also, the episode when the boys spend the night over Kenny's house. And Kenny was so poor that they had to eat waffles for dinner - while they were still frozen.

Another one of my favorite quotes is I believe that Stan's dad was watching Terrence and Phillip. But his wife came into the room and Stan's dad lied and said that Stan was watching it, so she turns it to Fat Albert & The Junkyard Gang:

Fat Albert's friend: "Jeesh, Fat Albert. You're fat as hell. Why don't you lose weight?"

Fat Albert: "Maybe I don't wanna lose weight, bitch!"
that shit killed me lol....
 

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