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Just a few off the top of my head...
the whole cast boinita episode.....CARTMAN: You said you'd invite three friends...
KYLE: Yeah, three FRIENDS! You're not my friend.
CARTMAN: Well, who's gonna go instead of me?
KYLE: Butters, he invited me to his birthday a few months ago, I owe him.
CARTMAN: (flipping Kyle Off) F(beep)K YOU KYLE, I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO YOUR FAGGOT BIRTHDAY PARTY! I rather hang round out home than have be with your jew mom for a day. KISS MY BALLS ASSHOLE.
(he leaves, a moment later he comes back)
I'm sorry Kyle, I DO wanna go to your birthday party, I mean you said some things, I said some things, but it's all in the past now.
KYLE: ....I'm still not inviting you.
CARTMAN: (flipping Kyle off again) Well fuck you kyle, i hope you die, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!
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715..christmas in canada...everyones just given their xmas money to kyles family...
carmtamn (at kyle): You fucking asshole, this is all your fault,
k: what?
c: evyones gonna be charitable, and give money to your family instead of buying christmas presents....you fucking jews ruin christmas agin....it wasnt enough for u ppl to kill jesus..n ow u have to kill christmas too huh....
Dude, I can't believe you mentioned those two! They are my favourite scenes,
"Well FUCK YOU YOU KYLE, I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO YOUR FAGGOTY ASSED BIRTHDAY PARTY! I rather hang around out home than have be with you and your Jew mom for a day. KISS MY BALLS ASSHOLE!"
Haha, I'm actually crying with laughter just thinking about that!
And the funniest moment I can think of right now is in that "Erection Day" where Jimmy keeps getting boners at random times so he goes home to find his parents know about it and have called in a child specialist called "Dr Pal" to help him, Dr. Pal asks Jimmy's parents to leave them to talk in private;
Dr. Pal : Well Jimmy, as you get older your body goes through a lot of changes. Certain hormones start to release as your whole reproductive system begins to awaken, so if you like we can take off our shirts and kiss?
Jimmy : Come again??
Dr. Pal : What? Oh, nothing. See what I did there, took you off on another tagent, got you thinking in another way, that's what Dr. Pal is here to do...... Unless of course you do think we should taked off our shirts and kiss, Hmm?
Jimmy : No, I do not want to take off our shirts and kiss!
Dr Pal : (Gets up and looks pissed off) Well then, to hell with you kid! You can just deal with your problems on your own! (Leaves)