Film & TV Funniest Southpark moments?

[Butt Rubber]

this should be good

 

[Duke]

sexual harassment panda :thumb:

ehrm, Passion of the Jew, with cartman leading a mob in Nazi outfit.

"Wir mussen die Juden ausrauBen!!"

"Es ist Zeit zu saubern!!!"


lmao

 

[Saint33]

Timmy gettin chased by dinosaurs in the past. I laughed so hard watchin that i almost cried

 

[LyricalDisguise]

Lol @ the sexual herassment panda
The school psychologist was always cool too, he reminded me so much of Dr. Phil (marihuana is bad for your health, okayyy?)

 

[Cooper]

Just a few off the top of my head...

Scott tenorman must die....the last scene where cartman explains how he's eaten his parents. classic

where kyle runs in and says 'guys, guys i have great news'..
cartman: 'u have AIDS?'

stan: 'have any of you guys seen kyle?'
cartamn: 'maybe he caught a disease and died..that'd be sooo awesome'
stan: 'dude you shouldnt joke about that.'
cartman: 'whos joking?'

The lemmiwinks episode...

the driedle song...'jews...play stupid games...jews..that why they're lame'

the whole cast boinita episode.....CARTMAN: You said you'd invite three friends...
KYLE: Yeah, three FRIENDS! You're not my friend.
CARTMAN: Well, who's gonna go instead of me?
KYLE: Butters, he invited me to his birthday a few months ago, I owe him.
CARTMAN: (flipping Kyle Off) F(beep)K YOU KYLE, I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO YOUR FAGGOT BIRTHDAY PARTY! I rather hang round out home than have be with your jew mom for a day. KISS MY BALLS ASSHOLE.

(he leaves, a moment later he comes back)

I'm sorry Kyle, I DO wanna go to your birthday party, I mean you said some things, I said some things, but it's all in the past now.

KYLE: ....I'm still not inviting you.
CARTMAN: (flipping Kyle off again) Well fuck you kyle, i hope you die, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!

the one where craig n tweek are gonna fight and the kid sands his face off in a belt sander...makes me piss for some reason.

 

[Cooper]

715..christmas in canada...everyones just given their xmas money to kyles family...

carmtamn (at kyle): You fucking asshole, this is all your fault,
k: what?
c: evyones gonna be charitable, and give money to your family instead of buying christmas presents....you fucking jews ruin christmas agin....it wasnt enough for u ppl to kill jesus..n ow u have to kill christmas too huh....

 

[LyricalDisguise]

or George Clooney who had to do the barking of a homosexual dog..

 

[AnarchistFunk]

the one where cartman keeps raggin on kyle for havin sand in his vagina

the one where kyle's dad gets the surgery to be half man half dolphin

the one where cartman goes online and chats to old men

 

[Cooper]

He's a jew...and a dolphin...a...jewphin

 

[mechman]

the civil war reenactment episode, I was laughing the whole time.

 

[AnarchistFunk]

He's a jew...and a dolphin...a...jewphin

a lawyer and a dolphin, so your a lawphin?

 

[KanDeeMan]

Too many to name, but one off the top of my head was the "cripple fight", where Jimmy and Timmy beat the hell out of each other. The funny thing is that Matt & Trey copied the fight scene EXACTLY from the movie They Live (with Roddy Piper, heh), genius!

 

[2pacnbiggie]

The funniest episode ever is when Scott Tedderman sold cartman his pubes and then cartman killed his parents and made him eat them in some chilli lol

 

[mechman]

The Passion of the Jew episode with cartman being a nazi is on right now lol

 

[Butt Rubber]

The funniest episode ever is when Scott Tedderman sold cartman his pubes and then cartman killed his parents and made him eat them in some chilli lol

scott tenorman, you mean?

 

[Casey]

the J-Lo episode with Cartman drawing the character on his hand is hilarious... the bit where Ben Affleck fucks Cartmans hand... ahahahahahahaha

 

[DJ Harris]

2 words.....

CRIPPLE-FIGHT!

 

[AmerikazMost]

Stan's mom: Look Stan, I got you some more of that all natural toothpaste
Stan: You mean the stuf fthat tastes like shit and doesn't fight cavities?
Stan's mom: That's right honey


Johnnie Cochran and the Chewbaca defense. "It doesn't make sense. Why am I talking about this when a man's life is on the line? It doesn't make sense."

 

[2PacThug4Life]

the episode where chef's girlfriend is a succubus.

kyle, stan, and kenny come in tha house to tell chef that she is evil and not to get married. chef tells them to wait on tha couch. on tha couch across them are sitting chef's parents.

Parents:well aren't you crackas just cute as the dickens
Parents:would you crackas like to hear the time we saw tha lockness monster
Stan:no that's ok
Parentsh musta been about 7, 8 years ago. me and tha lady was out on this boat you see all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustaceon from tha sea comes out of tha water. o we were so scared, Lord have mercy i jumped up in tha boat and i said thomas what's that creature. it stood above us lookin down with his big red eyes and i yelled what you want from us monsta, and tha monsta bent down and said i need about tree fitty.
(Stan & Kyle are in shock)


Cartman is at tha eye doctor and he walks in.

Doctor:hello eric
Cartman: hi dr. lock
Doctor:how is my little piggie today
Cartman:hey don't call me a little piggie!
Doctor:i just say that cause you are my little buddy
Cartman:i'm just hear for an eye xam keep tha fat jokes to yourself
Doctor:hop up on tha chair...don't break it now
Cartman:got damnit!
Doctor:just kidding now let's see how your eyes are doing, all you had to do are read tha letters can you see tha letters
Cartman:yes
Doctor:alright read them out for me
Cartman:I AMA LITTLE PIG E, hey!
Doctor:hahaha

tha whole episode is funny. cartman goes back to tha doctors later and chef's partents tell another story about tha lockness monster.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

I think the funniest episode ever was the one where they all get ninja weapons and they have the lil brawls and Butters ends up with a ninja star in his eye. The part where Cartman walks naked across stage is fuckin hilarious! I couldn't stop laughin that whole episode.