Funniest Diss Lines Ever

[jaimie.uk fan]

not sure if its a diss but clever

biggie - " if faye had twins she'd have two pacs "

makes me smile i love bigs sly humor .

 

[ADubz101]

i might never sell that much
but you betcha last two quarters ill never tell that much
Picture Kiss not come out swingin
Its like goin to see 50 at a show
And he dont come out singin
Yea you got a felony
But u aint a predicate
Never da king of new york
you live in connecticut

-one of Jada's responses to piggy bank

 

[ThaJackal]

LL Cool J - Rip The Jacker Strikes Back

''Betta Run And Get The Fugees'' And In The Background He Is Immtatin 1 Of There Song Sayng ''OH LALALALALA''

lol That Shit Was Comedy

LL is wack.. his disses are wack also.. Bis served that bitch nigga...

Tighter then ever, world's chief mic recka
Tougher then reverend run's muthafuckin' leatha
I'm hardcore, cum shot right in your wife's face
You soft porn, you held hands on the first date
See when you was making records like I need love
Your homie Cornell was givin' it to you up the butt
Plus I heard Simone was the high school slut
And she learned how to fuck before she knew how to cuss
Nigga you're dead

 

[IMAN_B]

"plus he raps with his regular voice
*weird sound* Whats that? Ketchup boys/ - Eminem About canibus.....the whole song is hilarious!

 

[ThaJackal]

i might never sell that much
but you betcha last two quarters ill never tell that much
Picture Kiss not come out swingin
Its like goin to see 50 at a show
And he dont come out singin
Yea you got a felony
But u aint a predicate
Never da king of new york
you live in connecticut

-one of Jada's responses to piggy bank

weak... piggy bank was much iller.. lol
50 murderd jada without tryin... :thumb:

Jada' don't fuck with me, if you wanna eat
Cause I'll do yo' little ass like Jay did Mobb Deep
Yeah homey in New York niggaz like your vocals
But that's only New York, dog yo' ass is local

E-Nuff said... lol all true to... :thumb:

 

[Ant]

Nas in ether "I rock hoes, y'all roc-fellas"

I laughed at that first time.

 

[ThaJackal]

"plus he raps with his regular voice
*weird sound* Whats that? Ketchup boys/ - Eminem About canibus.....the whole song is hilarious!

Thats the worst diss song ever by em.. just plain stupid.. no wonder it was never officially released, and it just leaked..
anyway canibus killed em in there beef.. em cant come back cus he would look bad doing so.
bis is the best in the biz when it comes to battles...

to tell you the truth, I thought your rebuttal was weak
round the outside, blah, blah, etcetra, etcetra
the body of my literature is bigger than South America
nigga look, this is all I gots to say
suck my P-H-D-I-C-K

lol eminem is just lucky he got the fan base he does...
Canibus is the better emcee period... :thumb:

 

[IMAN_B]

Thats the worst diss song ever by em.. just plain stupid.. no wonder it was never officially released, and it just leaked..
anyway canibus killed em in there beef.. em cant come back cus he would look bad doing so.
bis is the best in the biz when it comes to battles...

to tell you the truth, I thought your rebuttal was weak
round the outside, blah, blah, etcetra, etcetra
the body of my literature is bigger than South America
nigga look, this is all I gots to say
suck my P-H-D-I-C-K

lol eminem is just lucky he got the fan base he does...
Canibus is the better emcee period... :thumb:

Yeah definetly i agree but it is funny as hell! maybe cause its so fucking idiotic hehee....

 

[jaguardre]

LL to canibus:

"cuz 99 percent of his fans, they dont exist"


i forgot what song that shit was on, and also what line came before that but that shit absolutely destroyed canibus.

 

[ThaJackal]

nas response to 50's "piggy bank"


Afermitive action verball attack word assassin
murda tactics burn a track back to Curtis Jackson
pac would turn in his casket, but you maken me laugh
to see you get in the game from all the dicks you take in the ass
while you fake on a track and act like you a gangsta in rap
theirs real street *****s who could break you in half
but since 'em signed you, you run around and claim you can rap
like 'em just paved you a path or xxxen gave you a pass
a fee bee to make up for every slave that he had
or every racist comment that he made in the past
I done herd you say a million times that you killed a guy
but Black Child stabbed you and that ***** still alive
you aint even bruised no one, you have the dirty cops
do your dirty work you aint even had to use yo gun
you real hard in the studio poppin sh** in a mic booth
you dont wanna have me fight you you wanna have me write you
talkin bout "Nas my son wants to be just like you"
well if you ask the street *****s eminem over hyped you
each bullet in yo ass is a symbol in its place
to remind you how hated you are when you see that dimple on yo face
just give up ***** you've taken enough
when you got all the people involved sayin you suck
and half the sh** you say you just maken it up
so now your own crew members haten yo guts
***** why da xxx you think yo whole crew is top charters?
cause your all pop artists your hip hop's garbadge
why the xxx you think you maken the same money as Britney makes?
g-unit is a boy band ***** and 50's fake
you real tuff till g-unit gets gobbed with sticky tape
and have my *****s run up in and robb yo piggy bank

{Hook x2}
So what you gonna do when sh** hits the fan
you gonna fight like a man or just kiss my ass
or threw all this hostility you piss your pants
I'm a short fuse and you lit the match

{Bridge x2}
Nas, a braveheart veteran
name an mc I aint better then
you against me you could never win
meet me in the streets we can settle this

{Verse 2}
When I'm speakin threw rap, you *****s deepin my wrath
sh** mixed with emotions makes it hard to keep it on wax
cause it can steer off a track and coserveer off of rap
and have *****s jump you till your left breathin with gasps
and each have you stabbed and all of my people in masks
so you cant identify to the police who attacked
just *****s reachin for straps and heaters bringen out gats
and watch this thug turn pussy when he pees in his pants
*****s callin my name, I can turn '50 cents' into a 'Buck'
invest it in the 'Bank' and spend it all in the 'Game'
a ball and a chain with an anchor tied to your ankel
and hang you until you dangel and break you apart from each angle
and repeatededly kill you with my freedom of speech
so you can look at my lyrics and read 'em and weap
so you don't run with cops? ***** niether do we
but your right hand man is the cheif of police
beef in rap cause you aint got the balls to beef in the streets
cause you'd get another lil cute dimple on your cheek with the heat
yeah I got my wifey tattoo'd on my arm
while you got a "Nas' biggest fan" sign glued to your thong
while you shake yo lil ass for them record exects
and blow kisses and suck up so they'll send you a check
but never the less I knew about you steppin to X
but interscope made you take it off the track to settle your debts
to calm your beefs, you b**** made put a switch blade threw your rib cage
and watch your chest leak in the street like bootleg mixtapes
aint no need to dictate, line up your calvulry
you talk that gangsta sh** and get it twisted with reality
ayo my pistol got the flue and my bullets got allergies
so if the trigga sneeze you gone be anotha casualty

{Hook x2}
So what you gonna do when sh** hits the fan
you gonna fight like a man or just kiss my ass
or threw all this hostility you piss your pants
I'm a short fuse and you lit the match

{Bridge x2}
Nas, a braveheart veteran
name an mc I aint better then
you against me you could never win
meet me in the streets we can settle this

lol sounds fake to me....
Nas is a hoe he aint gonna pop off at 50...

 

[ThaJackal]

LL to canibus:

"cuz 99 percent of his fans, they dont exist"


i forgot what song that shit was on, and also what line came before that but that shit absolutely destroyed canibus.

heh dont forget "99% of your fans wear high heels!" - canibus 2 LL
lol canibus is the illest when it comes to battles... :thumb:

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
That's what was so fucking funny about LL's line!

Sure, the fans of his 90s work are mainly females but at least he has fans lol

Like you say, Bis is a bonafide battle rapper & while LL had been previously, he had been twiddling his thumbs for a long time & then unleashed venom on Bis.

 

[ThaJackal]

^
That's what was so fucking funny about LL's line!

Sure, the fans of his 90s work are mainly females but at least he has fans lol

Like you say, Bis is a bonafide battle rapper & while LL had been previously, he had been twiddling his thumbs for a long time & then unleashed venom on Bis.

what venom?
Bis got fans... Im a big canibus fan, and almost everyone i know bump his shit.. so his fans do exist...
Thats all bullshit LL used his name to end canibus's career.. but bis still won there battle..
LL has been a homo since the 80's.
Thats the truth, and bis killed him on his own beat..
All LL could do is re-write a bis line, and send it back to him.
LL is one un-original bastard, and that line was just as unoriginal as his whole rap career...
Fuck LL!
or as pac would have said... LL COOL J IS GAY AS HELL! :thumb:

 

[Stone_Cold]

I asked hip-hop for a single MC,
They said they'd send me 2, Fabolous and Jay-Z.
But these Gangstas didn't want to come up and sing on TV.
I'm gonna tell all y'all why they wouldn't battle with me,

Ok Bonnie, Where the hell is Clyde at?
He ducked me like a bitch for a little battle rap,
What you want me to do man, call out your fiance?
I'd have better competition battle rapping with Beyonce.
He's the king of New York, I'm a kid from the cella'
Only way he stays hard is by rockin' another fella'.

Sorry that I didn't have that much time to diss you,
I focus on Fabolous, he's my real issue.

Dude, you need to stick to doing Reebok commercials,
He showed up and tapped out after hearing me in rehearsal.
They didn't arrest you for your guns, it's because your rap sucks,
Cops charged him with illegally possessing 2 nuts.
Trade your throwback shirt for a skirt you little whinah’
And hike up your skirt, I can see your mangina.
You wanna blackball me? Well at least I gotta a ballsack,
If they lived at the spermbank, they couldn't get their comeback.

 

[Deep]

N I Hate Beanz But Fuck It Kiss Gone Eat - jada - fuck beanie

 

[jasedwads]

split you in half machine gun to your belly
then i'll piss over your little sister like R.Kelly

 

[Rosco]

"plus he raps with his regular voice
*weird sound* Whats that? Ketchup boys/ - Eminem About canibus.....the whole song is hilarious!

Think you'll find it's 'Pet Shop Boys'. :thumb:

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

I got fan across the world, we all know who they feelin', Last time you had a fan it was spinnin on the celing - Jin Freestyle friday

 

[makaveli_411]

It was Hip Hop until 2pac fucked Biggie's bitch - 2pac on Why U Turn On Me.

My ambitions to hold up the rap game
While I plug holes in niggas like doughnuts - 2pac on All Out

Peace

 

[jerzeymobfan]

with MY AK IM STLL the thug that u loved to hate! mother fucker!!!2pac for real man 2pac got the funniest ...