fuckin useless emergency line

Duke

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okay, this is the story:

me and my homie were chillin after a night drinking on a bench at the waterside in my city. listening to atmosphere on mp3, we were chilled out. suddenly we hear screaming and yelling from the other side of the canals. a guy screaming and yelling (agressively) at a girl who repeatedly told him to piss off.

so we're like: dude, maybe this guy is some kind of rapist or whatever, i dont trust this, were going there. so we jump on our bikes and head that way. when i finally realized we had to ride for a couple of minutes be4 we would be there, my homie was like: yo call 112 (dutch equivalient of 911, emergency line) just to be sure and let em know that sumthin is brewin here. so i get out my mobile phone and dial 112, woman answers, i do my story whats happening, first she asks what city i am in, i answer, and then im put on fuckin hold . can you believe that? useless muthafuckas. i stayed on for like half a minute, then i was like 'fuck it, these people aint doing anything" . so we went there ourselves.

turned out, nothing serious was going on. ruse between girlfriend/boyfriend with a lot of noise. girl was really appreciative we were there to support her and thought it was hella cool we came all this way to be sure and the guy was a wannabee thug, fucked up and pissed off, small ass muthafucka and tryna look hard, tryna front like "i make one calll and i got 6 homies with me here". i was like:"yeah go ahead make your call, fool but leave this girl alone. she dont want it". then he calmed down more or less and when i explained what we heard, he understood our presense nonetheless. so it was all good. the girl looked like she would knock the dude the fuck out when he;d try something and we were convinced nothing was really wrong.

then we realized the alarm line did absolutely NOTHING. how fucked up is that?

first time i call the emergency line for real, and that mufuckas do nothing, :confused: :confused:
 
That's pretty pathetic. Only time I have ever had to use the number was when I was driving home late at night on a country road with my friend and we saw something on the side of the road - took a minute to register that it was a body. We didnt know what to do, too dangerous to stop (although in hindsight I would have), so we called '000' and told the woman about it and she put an auto trace on the phone number, so they knew exactly who we were and where. Which was more proficient than I would have expected.

As it turned out, the body was just a fool who was fucked off his face walking home along the desserted road....passed out on the side of the road.....when the cops got there, he got up and kept going. lol.
 
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Yeah, the can be shit at times....

aye, what if something serious was going on? wed be left on our own in the situation without cops, lol. wouldnte be bad here cos we were with with two and dude was a small dwarf with a lot of talk and no act, but what if...

comes to mind....
 
hhahaa, nah, we were too drunk to let shit slide. one of the negative effects of alcohol, hihi

btw, got MSN?
 
haunted said:
Maybe someone was calling in about not getting the right hamburger :confused:

lol

not on a bullshit trip, tho. first time i call it for serious, and the bitches dont even reply. put a huge fuckin dent in my trust in that line
 
I remember when I lived in Nederland (Holland), my friends and I would make collect calls to 911 (yeah...from Holland to USA's 911) for prank calls. I regret doing that, because it turns out other people need the line...lol

call 112 (dutch equivalient of 911, emergency line)

Remember that year when they changed the number to 112? I remember there was a blizzard of ads all through out Nederland about the new number and everything. Like a week later, they started showing ads with threatning kids not to call the new number for prank calls. Apparently, a lot of kids were taking advantage of this new, shorter, number.

I even remember the slogan: "112, You save lifes with it." But, of course, it was in Dutch, and it rhymed. I can't remember the Dutch wording.

Ah, I miss my small town in Nederland. I wish I could go back for at least a month...all the memories.
 
Just yesterday they showed on news how a lady called 911 and told them that her daughters are fighting and she cannot step them. The operator said, and I quote "Do you want us to come over there and shoot them?"
 
something like that happened. i was walking through the park with my moms. when all of the sudden we see this teenage couple arguing. and he started forcing her to the floor. i was like 13 yrs old at the time so i couldnt do shit physically against him. so i crossed the street at the exit of the park and called 911. the kid left when the cops came. but the asshole came driving back around to look for her, then the cops stopped him and arrested him. it felt good :thumb:
 
You should have called these guys
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anyway I think your lying

This is how it prolly went on


You and your friend were all blunted listening to a Elton John song when you heard a girl screaming, u and your friend then jumped on your bmxs thinking "if we catch this guy and help this girl, maybe she will let us have sex with her", so you 2 did a high five and along u went, you and your friend got there and you were greated by a guy arguing with his girlfriend, the girl said its all kool, her mans just high and shit, at this point you and your friend are thinkin "NOOOOO, we wanted to have sex".

Her man knows what the fuck you 2 were trying to do so he threatens you and your friend, suddenly some 2pac lyrics play in your head, you then sag your pants and cross your arms in the ghetto fasion, you then say "come on nigga, i'll fuck u up, word up son, you dont no us", your friend doesnt want any part of this so he gets on his bmx and speeds outta there, half an hour later you are approached by 6 guys, they fuck you up and you then call the ambulance where they then put your ass on hold.


:p playing
 
lmao^^

akae47 said:
Just yesterday they showed on news how a lady called 911 and told them that her daughters are fighting and she cannot step them. The operator said, and I quote "Do you want us to come over there and shoot them?"

did the lady say 'yes'?
 
Silleone, do you have a hidden camera somewhere? Damn, and here's me thinking i could keep it a secret. :(

And why do people find it so funny we hopped on our bikes? :p lol, walking there would've been an all out assault on our health (distance was like 1.5 mile and we were hella drunk). and when we go out drinking we dont take a car, lol.

Pennypacker, you lived in Holland?? Never knew that, which town and province? You still speak some Dutch?

the slogan was like "112, daar red je levens mee".
 

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