okay, this is the story:
me and my homie were chillin after a night drinking on a bench at the waterside in my city. listening to atmosphere on mp3, we were chilled out. suddenly we hear screaming and yelling from the other side of the canals. a guy screaming and yelling (agressively) at a girl who repeatedly told him to piss off.
so we're like: dude, maybe this guy is some kind of rapist or whatever, i dont trust this, were going there. so we jump on our bikes and head that way. when i finally realized we had to ride for a couple of minutes be4 we would be there, my homie was like: yo call 112 (dutch equivalient of 911, emergency line) just to be sure and let em know that sumthin is brewin here. so i get out my mobile phone and dial 112, woman answers, i do my story whats happening, first she asks what city i am in, i answer, and then im put on fuckin hold . can you believe that? useless muthafuckas. i stayed on for like half a minute, then i was like 'fuck it, these people aint doing anything" . so we went there ourselves.
turned out, nothing serious was going on. ruse between girlfriend/boyfriend with a lot of noise. girl was really appreciative we were there to support her and thought it was hella cool we came all this way to be sure and the guy was a wannabee thug, fucked up and pissed off, small ass muthafucka and tryna look hard, tryna front like "i make one calll and i got 6 homies with me here". i was like:"yeah go ahead make your call, fool but leave this girl alone. she dont want it". then he calmed down more or less and when i explained what we heard, he understood our presense nonetheless. so it was all good. the girl looked like she would knock the dude the fuck out when he;d try something and we were convinced nothing was really wrong.
then we realized the alarm line did absolutely NOTHING. how fucked up is that?
first time i call the emergency line for real, and that mufuckas do nothing,

me and my homie were chillin after a night drinking on a bench at the waterside in my city. listening to atmosphere on mp3, we were chilled out. suddenly we hear screaming and yelling from the other side of the canals. a guy screaming and yelling (agressively) at a girl who repeatedly told him to piss off.
so we're like: dude, maybe this guy is some kind of rapist or whatever, i dont trust this, were going there. so we jump on our bikes and head that way. when i finally realized we had to ride for a couple of minutes be4 we would be there, my homie was like: yo call 112 (dutch equivalient of 911, emergency line) just to be sure and let em know that sumthin is brewin here. so i get out my mobile phone and dial 112, woman answers, i do my story whats happening, first she asks what city i am in, i answer, and then im put on fuckin hold . can you believe that? useless muthafuckas. i stayed on for like half a minute, then i was like 'fuck it, these people aint doing anything" . so we went there ourselves.
turned out, nothing serious was going on. ruse between girlfriend/boyfriend with a lot of noise. girl was really appreciative we were there to support her and thought it was hella cool we came all this way to be sure and the guy was a wannabee thug, fucked up and pissed off, small ass muthafucka and tryna look hard, tryna front like "i make one calll and i got 6 homies with me here". i was like:"yeah go ahead make your call, fool but leave this girl alone. she dont want it". then he calmed down more or less and when i explained what we heard, he understood our presense nonetheless. so it was all good. the girl looked like she would knock the dude the fuck out when he;d try something and we were convinced nothing was really wrong.
then we realized the alarm line did absolutely NOTHING. how fucked up is that?
first time i call the emergency line for real, and that mufuckas do nothing,


