So anyways,i'm sitting at home watching the hockey game,minding my own business,having a diet root beer with some peanuts,when all of a sudden the door bell rings.I turn on my securi-cam monitor so I can see who's outside,and i see one of my neighbors with her kids.She asks if i can watch them for about half hour because she has to go down to the police station pick up her troublemaker of a son.I had no problem with it since I was not really busy at the time.
The kids were making alot of noise and messing with everything in my house.I was so frustrated I wanted to take my belt off and smack them all with the buckle,but I had no choice but not to lose my composure.Don't wanna do something stupid now and end up in jail hehe.
I go bring them some toys and shit from the garage.They at least settle down a bit and start playing with the toys.
One of the kids wants to play a board game,so he grabs different pieces and cards from different games.He wants me to play,so i decide i would.I think,well what the hell,its not for long,it's better than having them break things.
The little fucker is making up his own rules as he goes along.If i get something good,he starts calling me a cheater.Im like wtf son.Right now my blood pressure is boiling and I know i made a big mistake watching these retards.I promise myself that it's the last fuckin time i try to be nice and do a good deed.
Well,now i'm about to win his fuckin bullshit of a game.I roll the dice and i am supposed to land at the finish line on the board,but i decide to miscount and land on a previous box.The box has some symbol and the kid says i have to take a card.He looks through all the cards and hands me one this nice yellow card.I look at it and it says do not pass go,do no collect 200 dollars,go to fuckin jail.FUCK,now i land in jail,which made me so furious because i did so good,and surpased his little cheating ways.It was no longer about winning for me,but about not getting screwed.The thing that I hate the most is working so hard at something,then at the end,losing it all because of some faggot.I mean,if I lost but was close to the end,I wouldn't mind,i'd feel all warm and fuzzy inside,but not this,cmon now with this bullshit.
ding dong,the door bell rings.The mother came back to pickup these little pieces of shit.The kid has the nerve to tell me that we will continue the game next time.Bitch please,talk to the hand.
Here they were,at my house,fucked with everything in it,elevated my blood pressure,increase my cortisol production,which is just fuckin dandy.I am so fuckin angry at this point.I even missed the end of my hockey game.This was the worst half hour of my life.Thanks for listening. Damn im thirsty,I need some liquor,now fuck off i'm in a bad mood.
The kids were making alot of noise and messing with everything in my house.I was so frustrated I wanted to take my belt off and smack them all with the buckle,but I had no choice but not to lose my composure.Don't wanna do something stupid now and end up in jail hehe.
I go bring them some toys and shit from the garage.They at least settle down a bit and start playing with the toys.
One of the kids wants to play a board game,so he grabs different pieces and cards from different games.He wants me to play,so i decide i would.I think,well what the hell,its not for long,it's better than having them break things.
The little fucker is making up his own rules as he goes along.If i get something good,he starts calling me a cheater.Im like wtf son.Right now my blood pressure is boiling and I know i made a big mistake watching these retards.I promise myself that it's the last fuckin time i try to be nice and do a good deed.
Well,now i'm about to win his fuckin bullshit of a game.I roll the dice and i am supposed to land at the finish line on the board,but i decide to miscount and land on a previous box.The box has some symbol and the kid says i have to take a card.He looks through all the cards and hands me one this nice yellow card.I look at it and it says do not pass go,do no collect 200 dollars,go to fuckin jail.FUCK,now i land in jail,which made me so furious because i did so good,and surpased his little cheating ways.It was no longer about winning for me,but about not getting screwed.The thing that I hate the most is working so hard at something,then at the end,losing it all because of some faggot.I mean,if I lost but was close to the end,I wouldn't mind,i'd feel all warm and fuzzy inside,but not this,cmon now with this bullshit.
ding dong,the door bell rings.The mother came back to pickup these little pieces of shit.The kid has the nerve to tell me that we will continue the game next time.Bitch please,talk to the hand.
Here they were,at my house,fucked with everything in it,elevated my blood pressure,increase my cortisol production,which is just fuckin dandy.I am so fuckin angry at this point.I even missed the end of my hockey game.This was the worst half hour of my life.Thanks for listening. Damn im thirsty,I need some liquor,now fuck off i'm in a bad mood.
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