Fuck a PUNK BITCH ASS TRICK!!!

[ItsmeyaC]

i would be very pissed off if someone did that to me... id prob have a go at him when i saw him, then if he starts, id slap him

 

[Hurts]

now thats sounds gay

lmao yeah nice post

 

[Default MX]

Nah man if you just walk up to him & knock the shit out him it'll look like you care too much.

So what you do is, take the piss out him in front of his friends, shove him around (acting like your kidding), and other shit & basically goad him into challenging you, at which point you beat fuck out him and everyone thinks he's a complete dick for taking shit too seriously and a punk for getting beat down so severely. (Don't stop until he's at least bleeding)

Most parties are overrated.....

Hurts, I for one recognize your position as master party planner


Oh, and Cown if you need any more motivation, in addition to the hate you have already stored, just imagine if he called you Clown....

yea im with this dude ... i still cant say his name but w/e

 

[Cown]

Nah man if you just walk up to him & knock the shit out him it'll look like you care too much.

So what you do is, take the piss out him in front of his friends, shove him around (acting like your kidding), and other shit & basically goad him into challenging you, at which point you beat fuck out him and everyone thinks he's a complete dick for taking shit too seriously and a punk for getting beat down so severely. (Don't stop until he's at least bleeding)

Most parties are overrated.....

Hurts, I for one recognize your position as master party planner


Oh, and Cown if you need any more motivation, in addition to the hate you have already stored, just imagine if he called you Clown....

Lmfao that would be the shit, but fuck his punk ass... Rather beat up that motherfucka that started all this and I probablt will next time I see him

 

[Cown]

Dane's

lol what? nothing wrong with us danes

i counted 14 fucks in that.. nice job cown :thumb:

Thanks for the apreciation

Did your mates stay without you? If so, lame.

I used to crash a lot of parties when I was younger, then we'd have competitions about who could steal the most stupid shit. I always vowed I'd never have a house party. Too many dicks like me could turn up.

They went without me yes... fucking fags, havent spoken to them since either, they can eat a fat dick for all I care

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

lol what? nothing wrong with us danes

You're Danish? Honestly?

If so, that's cool enough, Brian Laudrup is a fucking legend in Glasgow & basically represented well for Danes when he was over here.

 

[Cown]

^Laudrup has been retired for years now lol but yeah, he can play ball

We got Gravesen playing for Real Madrid now :thumb: dope shit

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Don't try to take the piss out of me.

I mention Laudrup because he was a legend at Rangers.
I mean I could've mention Lovenkrands but he's piss.
Could've mentioned Gravesen but he has fuck all to do with me. (hard worker though)

I was showing respect but fuck it. Fuck Sorenson, Rommedahl, Tomasson & the rest of them. And I would kick the shit out of Martin Laursen, fucking midget....

*cries from the emotional distress*

Btw, do you know that the first Danish player to turn professional did so in Scotland?

 

[Cown]

^lol craaaazy

Naw didnt know that

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Seeing as I have decided to be friends with you again - watch your step though, I can still remember the pain - I have to ask why do you say you're from the capital of Sweden?

 

[Cown]

^Because people from other countries, especially America, think that Denmark is the Capital of Sweden lol, I'm just fucking with the irony of it

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Yeah Americans tend to think that they're so big that they don't need to know where places are.

I mean, before the Olympic Games they asked 100 Americans (can't remember in which city) where Athens was & 25% answered with the name of an American state! There was like eight people who got it right, about 30 of them answered 'in Europe?' & the rest answered shit like Germany, France, England, Wales.

They are dumb as fuck.

They also tend to know jackshit about Britain & tend to just refer to it as England even in situations where it's pretty obvious they should be saying Britain.

They know more than the Americans but the English don't know that much about Scotland. It's kinda like this 'we're bigger than you so we don't need to know about you' mentality. It works oppositely too because everyone on the fucking planet knows a bunch of shit about America.

On the whole Scottish people are average with their knowledge of others but I think the number of intellects we have is quite high considering we only stand at 5 million.

Btw, we ran the Vikings out at Largs but they were a worthy people.

 

[Silleone]

so i guess cown will be flying solo, hahahahahahahahaha, yeah, im funny.

 

[Infamous Josedy]

Hmmmm..While you're calling them fake ass bitches they're in the party dancing with bitches probably rubbin on their ass and getting ready to fuck them hoes.......
Just crash that shit and split buddy in his shit.

 

[Strictly 4]

yeah id shoot a fool for that shit

 

[Mr Marz]

Yeah Americans tend to think that they're so big that they don't need to know where places are.

I mean, before the Olympic Games they asked 100 Americans (can't remember in which city) where Athens was & 25% answered with the name of an American state! There was like eight people who got it right, about 30 of them answered 'in Europe?' & the rest answered shit like Germany, France, England, Wales.

They are dumb as fuck.

They also tend to know jackshit about Britain & tend to just refer to it as England even in situations where it's pretty obvious they should be saying Britain.

They know more than the Americans but the English don't know that much about Scotland. It's kinda like this 'we're bigger than you so we don't need to know about you' mentality. It works oppositely too because everyone on the fucking planet knows a bunch of shit about America.

On the whole Scottish people are average with their knowledge of others but I think the number of intellects we have is quite high considering we only stand at 5 million.

Btw, we ran the Vikings out at Largs but they were a worthy people.

i dont appreciate that stereo type, and i think thats an ignorant fucking statement to say 'they' are dumb as fuck. all americans are not the typical lazy ignorant people, so that is definatly a horrible stereo type. you must be a pretty smart guy to think that you're better than every1 else.

 

[tupacmansion]

i dont appreciate that stereo type, and i think thats an ignorant fucking statement to say 'they' are dumb as fuck. all americans are not the typical lazy ignorant people, so that is definatly a horrible stereo type. you must be a pretty smart guy to think that you're better than every1 else.

Readin what he said i think he was refferin to the 100 people who were questioned(when he says they are dumb as fuck)
I don't think hes stupid enough to judge the whole of America by the responses of 100 people.

 

[Strictly 4]

yea hes not that stupid i hope not i hope he knows bout our army

 

[tupacmansion]

I'm sooo fucking furious right now fuck this corny son of a bitch FUCK!!!

I got invited to this motherfucking faggot ass party last friday (party is today) by this stupid motherfucka which I'm probably gonna fuckin kill the next time I see him! Everything was fine and shit, not the motherfucker invited all my homies and tells me that there aint no room for my ass! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT!!! Jesus fucking Christ!!! FUCK A MOTHERFUCKA!!! Fat poppycock motherfucking good for nothing peace of white trash motherfucka! Gah!!! FUCK!

Forget about the bastard who didn't invite you to the party, he can suk dik. What u shud be bothered about is your friends goin without you, what type of friends are they? Its situations like this which tell you who your real friends are.

 

[tupacmansion]

yea hes not that stupid i hope not i hope he knows bout our army

What has your army got to do with this situation?