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Five Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me

This is stuff that close people to me don't know because I never act like "it" because i foul around so much and act stupid.

(1) Former Youth Commissioner for Oakland, Cali
(2) Member of the Commonwealth Club of Cali
(3) I can read and write in 5 languages(classical & ancient), speak in 3 since you don't conversate in latin & aramaic everyday, this is not including coding proficiently in 5 languages, i'm a language enthusiast
(4) I am a professional freelance web dev and designer
(5) I'm ambidextrious
(5.5) I can say the dumbest senseless shit, just because i can
 
1.I'm usually focused on one thing in my life and one thing only. For example, I might have a period when I'm really into art, and then I'll spend weeks just reading about art and lookin at art, then after a while i suddenly get into something else and completely forget whatever it was I was into earlier.
2.I've filled several notebooks with poetry, most of it really shitty. I've been writing for years during classes and sleepless nights, yet I've only shown some of it to one person. Not because I'm modest or anything, simply because it truly is shitty.
3.Spiders and heights scare me senseless.
4.I tend to treat people close to me really bad sometimes just to see if they'll put up with it.
5.If I just met you, I'd be really polite to you. However, once you get to know me well I'll verbally abuse you and insult you every chance I get. Why? Because I think it's funny.
 
good game.

1.i was born earlier than 9 month i was born in 6 months.
2.i don´t eat fish.
3.i cant stand insects
4.im P-S-Y-C-H-O.
5.i can be cold-hearted as fuck and i don´t really forgive a person.
at same time i can be childish and feel sorry for killed birds.ain´t it strange?
 
I've learned some very interesting things about you guys. Cool.

1. I'm very analytical. Meaning, I psychoanalize EVERYTHING that someone does, someone says. Same with my emotions. I read deeply into what I'm thinking, why I'm thinking it.

2. Like Limn, I'm a perfectionist, who is very inpatient at times. I have to make sure things are absolutely perfect, or I'm not satisfied and I get frustrated. When I do something, I do it for a reason, hence the pefection thing.

3. I meet a lot of women and don't mind the occasional things, but deeply, I'm looking for something steady, a relationship. I'm moving out of my grandfolks place in a few weeks and I've just been pondering about how I'll actually be alone, in my own space. It's beneficial for me to be on my own, but I still would like to have a cool chick with me :)

4. In real life, I'm extremely out-going. I can talk to anybody and interact in many different social situations, and I'm totally cool and congruent with that. I just love to meet new people and get to know them.

5. When it comes to dating and women, I'm very, very picky. I have high expectations when it comes to getting involved with women emotionally or sexually. If you don't meet my standards, I'll completely cut the chick off. It's just how I am. It's not bad cause it shows I know what I want out of life and I'm not a typical 21 year old kid, just trying to get laid

Damn, wrote a lot... oh well :)
 
1. I am a 21 year old student studying English Language at University.

2. I work my ass off in uni so hopefully I wont have a shitty job like the one ive got now.

3. I work in QVC in the warehouse for a bit of beer money and just enough so I can go to Magaluf in the summer an get outof this shit hole country.

4. I love Budweiser!

5. During sex I will often ask a girl to lick my nipples.
 
ShockA said:
I've learned some very interesting things about you guys. Cool.

1. I'm very analytical. Meaning, I psychoanalize EVERYTHING that someone does, someone says. Same with my emotions. I read deeply into what I'm thinking, why I'm thinking it.

2. Like Limn, I'm a perfectionist, who is very inpatient at times. I have to make sure things are absolutely perfect, or I'm not satisfied and I get frustrated. When I do something, I do it for a reason, hence the pefection thing.

3. I meet a lot of women and don't mind the occasional things, but deeply, I'm looking for something steady, a relationship. I'm moving out of my grandfolks place in a few weeks and I've just been pondering about how I'll actually be alone, in my own space. It's beneficial for me to be on my own, but I still would like to have a cool chick with me :)

4. In real life, I'm extremely out-going. I can talk to anybody and interact in many different social situations, and I'm totally cool and congruent with that. I just love to meet new people and get to know them.

5. When it comes to dating and women, I'm very, very picky. I have high expectations when it comes to getting involved with women emotionally or sexually. If you don't meet my standards, I'll completely cut the chick off. It's just how I am. It's not bad cause it shows I know what I want out of life and I'm not a typical 21 year old kid, just trying to get laid

Damn, wrote a lot... oh well :)
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Fuckin Canadians aye.:fury:
 
1. I'm colour-blind. And today I diagnosed myself with Restless Leg Syndrome.
2. I've never worked a day in my life, not so much as a paper round.
3. I don't drink alcohol.
4. I haven't read a book in about five years.
5. Sideways inspired me to find a 'thing'; something I really enjoy and understand and could become immersed in, like wine tasting in the film. I haven't found it yet.
 
Illuminattile said:
1. I'm colour-blind. And today I diagnosed myself with Restless Leg Syndrome.
2. I've never worked a day in my life, not so much as a paper round.
3. I don't drink alcohol.
4. I haven't read a book in about five years.
5. Sideways inspired me to find a 'thing'; something I really enjoy and understand and could become immersed in, like wine tasting in the film. I haven't found it yet.
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When you die God will not let you into heaven for having such a half arsed attempt at life.
 
No no no, im sorry if Illuminatille is disabled I didnt think that for a second. I got the impression he's a lazy rich fuck. I take it back if he is paralysed or something but not if he's the latter.
 
Taliq said:
Some would say that's a contradiction lol
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You know who the last person was to pull me up on that, my fuckin gobshite GP who looks like Harold Shipmann and has an arrogance just as bad. I hold down a PART TIME job whilst studying at University so hopefully I wil acquire the shit I need to drag myself out of the social deprevation I currently live in. Part time job whilst goin to Uni who would have thought aye?:rolleyes:
 
Local Star said:
When you die God will not let you into heaven for having such a half arsed attempt at life.
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Right, because working in a warehouse, going to Magalluf (double L, I can see your English Language course is paying off) to go to shitty clubs, get plastered on Bud and wake up with some fat chav girl sucking on your nipples is the fucking seventh chakra. I'm sure God has a special corner of Heaven with your name on it, right next to Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King.

Local Star said:
No no no, im sorry if Illuminatille is disabled I didnt think that for a second. I got the impression he's a lazy rich fuck. I take it back if he is paralysed or something but not if he's the latter.
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Don't worry, I am a lazy rich fuck. I'll ignore the hasty PM you sent me apologising.
 
Pittsey said:
First - I am foreign. :D

2nd - How well can you speak chinese, cos that is cool.
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Haha.

I needed to study one more year of it at university to be considered "fluent" but because I would have needed to do that seperate from the subjects of the two degrees I was doing at the time I thought it was too much of a strain... sometimes there just arent enough hours in a day to do all you want!

I kicked arse at Chinese though, lol. Best in the state in high school (and technically country coz that particular course was only offered here) and breezed through it at uni too... finished the exam in half the set time, lol.
 
1. I do not own a van.
2. I kind of despise children. I hate taking care of others so unless the future misses will do most of the work I don't think I will have any. :o
3. Havent "eaten" or tasted candy in months. I am more of a chewing gum kind of guy.
4. Law Enforcement is in my future, but yet I don't do anything to better myself. :(
5. I am thinking about quitting using the intenet, you know go cold turkey and join the marines........................................... right after the war of course lol
 
Illuminattile said:
Right, because working in a warehouse, going to Magalluf (double L, I can see your English Language course is paying off) to go to shitty clubs, get plastered on Bud and wake up with some fat chav girl sucking on your nipples is the fucking seventh chakra. I'm sure God has a special corner of Heaven with your name on it, right next to Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King.


Don't worry, I am a lazy rich fuck. I'll ignore the hasty PM you sent me apologising.
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ZINGER!
 
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