Five Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me

[Preach]

i stay real to the meat. burger, bread, cheese and ketchup. taco meat, taco shells and cheese. pizza with meat and cheese. yummy. i want a fucking raw cow!

 

[k69atie]

1) I have failed my driving test 4 times

2) I did gymnastics for 7years and can still do the splits.

3) I have recently got a new boyf after being single for over 2 years.

4) I have never tried any class a drug.

5) I love Las Vegas and am going for my 3rd year running in septemeber

 

[Amara]

1. I have a problem going with my instincts when it comes to relationships, when I feel something is up, it usually means that somethings up, but I go in denial because it's not what I want to feel.

2. i am pretty shy in real life until you get to know me

3. i dont make friends easy

4. i think people are scared of me and think i am some sort of serial killer.

5. i am a registered democrat

Same as these two. Our Democrats are diff though and I'm no longer a member, didnt feel like paying to be associated to any parties that didnt trully represent my political values anymore. Anyway, as for things I can come up with myself...

1 - I care a lot about what people think, on here or otherwise... yeah ok that ones kinda obvious.

2 - I have two sets of recurring dreams, those about snakes or foxes and those about being pregnant, lol.

3 - I do a lot of what I do coz I wanna be better than other people not necessarily for the self-satisfaction of knowledge or success.

4 - I speak Chinese and visited China.

5 - I have a fetish for foreign guys.


That was heaps hard to come up with, I'm think some of you know me better than I do anyway. lol

 

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[k69atie]

Lol ok :horny:

 

[Bigg Limn]

1) Care a lot about what others think/feel - moreso than my own feelings.
2) Paranoid/Insecure like a mafucker, comes in handy in ruining relationships.
3) Im shy until U get 2 know me, then Im 1 of the best people Ull ever have around U
4) Im an impatient perfectionist.
5) I smoke Weed.

 

[Jibster]

Love the way everyone thinks they're the best/funniest people to hang around with, once you get to know em.

1. I'm 20 and already obsessed with having a good career to the point it is my absolute priority in life.

2. I love making (not earning) money and i believe i'm good at it and always improving.

3. My humour normally always involves ripping on someone elses faults.

4. I'm way too self righteous for my own good sometimes.

5. I'd take you're money at any form of poker you choose (Hold 'em, 3 card, Omaha Hi/Lo, 5 card, whatever you want).

 

[Dave D]

1. I dont trust any sort of electronic money. Dont have credit cards or anything like that. cash is all i fuck with. Every month I go to the bank and take out all the money ill need for that month.
2. There are very few people I genuinely like.
3. I think some people are born useless and I have no pateince for those people when others might give them a "chance"
4. I love to make people laugh. And I have been known to make a huge group of people laugh for an hour.
5. Im sick of where I live and I want to leave and start again somewhere else.

 

[kimbo_thug]

1. All i think about lately is how im gonna get old n die ( more scared of being old than diein !!)

2.The song i luv at the minuite is vanessa carlton if i could fall
(How gansta am i )

3. Every one of ma poems is true and has either hapened to me or its how im feeling( check the poetry section out leave some fb )

4. All Ma friends are into there boyfriends fell like im losing them

5. im one of tha best friends u culd eva have u go all out for ma il do tha same for you !!

 

[Dante]

1. even though i like pickles, i order my burgers without them so i won't get one that's been sitting for an hour under the hot lamps.

2. i was busted by the riaa and the feds for piracy in 2000 but walked away with a slap on my hands and the closure of my geocities website

3. i have been to 49 states, and never once set foot in canada (nor shall i ever). until they build a bridge to it from the states, or i approach from the commie side, alaska gets the dills.

4. i was a practicing psychologist, but i put it on hold to sell out to the man and make some loot.

5. i am suge knight

 

[Sebastian]

1. I absolutely love my life!

2. I cant stand 99% of the people.

3. Im not the smartest person when it comes to general knowledge and all that but where social intelligence is concerned i think im the king.

4. I only know one person i would call my "friend".

5. Im a nazi.

 

[Bender]

I am a psychic.

I pretend to like Tupac's music but go home and listen to spice girls.

I can cook anything, as long as its english and not a human.

I actually know what originality is.

I just made up the last four points, I think.

 

[HiGhTillDeaTH]

damn this is a cool as thread, for the people that take it serious, interesting shit.

1. I really hate loud mouth drunk girls that think everyone wants to hear theyre opinion.

2. Ive never been in a fist fight with someone other than my brother. It takes a lot to get me that mad, and a lot to make me want to cause physical pain to someone else.

3. I hate fake laughs so fucking much. It is one of my biggest pet peeves.

4. I have almost memorized every "Mike Ditka" skit from SNL. "Hold on, Hold on, What if the Hurricanes' name was a certain Coach Ditka?" "The Bears are thinking of entering the indy 500 Bob. How would dey compete? They'd be put on a bus. Who would be da driver of the bus. Ditka. Well bob, Im going to have to change my answer from andretti, to da BEARS." I love that shit, cracks me up.

5. I am a sarcastic, dry mother fucker. I get a lot of wierd looks from people trying to decide wheather or not im serious or not. It takes a while to warm up to my personality.

 

[Taliq]

1) I take two massive dumps in the morning, usually about 20 mins apart.

2) I once got caught in the girls changing rooms with my then girlfriend, at college (sixth form, 16-18). When the girls coach went nuts and asked my name to contact my tutor I gave my friends name and tutor.

3) I eat like a herd of wildebeast and am still hungry 2 hours later.

4) I go running at 11.30pm in a park where people get robbed, and I think its fun.

5) I've a bi-polar type personality, ying yang baby. I'm usually calm as fuck, trustworthy, real and controlled. However, when I lose my temper I assume Ascended Sayen level 10 and go nuts.ROAAAAAAAR

 

[HiGhTillDeaTH]

1. I absolutely love my life!

2. I cant stand 99% of the people.

3. Im not the smartest person when it comes to general knowledge and all that but where social intelligence is concerned i think im the king.

4. I only know one person i would call my "friend".

5. Im a nazi.

I cant stand you.

 

[HellRazor05]

1) I take two massive dumps in the morning, usually about 20 mins apart.

LMAO

 

[Flipmo]

5) I've a bi-polar type personality, ying yang baby. I'm usually calm as fuck, trustworthy, real and controlled. However, when I lose my temper I assume Ascended Sayen level 10 and go nuts.ROAAAAAAAR

lmao.

 

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[Pittsey]

1 - I care a lot about what people think, on here or otherwise... yeah ok that ones kinda obvious.

2 - I have two sets of recurring dreams, those about snakes or foxes and those about being pregnant, lol.

3 - I do a lot of what I do coz I wanna be better than other people not necessarily for the self-satisfaction of knowledge or success.

4 - I speak Chinese and visited China.

5 - I have a fetish for foreign guys.

First - I am foreign.

2nd - How well can you speak chinese, cos that is cool.




Now me,

1. My Mum is my best friend.
2. I have pretty much the same set of friends now that I had when I was 5.
3. I get on with nearly everyone in real life.
4. I have 1 real life friend on this board. He is a penis, and I regret the day I went to Windsor College.
5. I've slept with more attractive girls than I ever thought I would, yet I have only ever cared for 1.

 

[Sebastian]

I cant stand you.

may i ask why?