drove and crashed. my car almost went into the revine with ehlla trees but this stump stopped me. my homies carried me out and i saw it the next morning and had no fucking clue what had happened. got lucky az fuck
Dumbest thing You've ever while High/Drunk
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Decided to stay in my friends house after the club.I didnt tell my friend tho.So i climbed up on the roof and went in an open window.I was in some dark room and felt the bed next to me . I was so wasted i stripped down to my boxers and fell into the bed.About 5 mins later all i could hear was screaming.The lights came on and thats when i realised i had jumped into my friends moms bed!!! I can never look at her again!
T.M.O.S said:
Oh my God
Are you taking a piss? That might be one of the funniest things i've ever heard someone doing while drunk. lmao. UnCommon said:
Stupid shit, don't you ever do that again
A small one, I had a get together at my house, and after about 5-6 shots each well all decided to start muching out on tortilla chips and salsa (why? I'll never know). Then after a few more shots went and smoked a huge blunt. Then we continued until 5 of use finished a 60 of Crown, Everyone puked that night, multiple times. When I woke up there was shaving cream everywhere.
I remember one time I rapped out almost every Pac song and then my friend told me that I was rapping Neva had a friend like me then I just passed out in the middle of it, then woke half an hour puked all over his toilet and then went back to sleep.
Then this one time all friends got drunk the we played a card game, but that got boring so then we saw a spice rack and said that whoever lost would spin the spice rack and wherever it stopped they would have to sniff a whole line of that spice, that shit hurt hella bad. After we were done with that we took a little bit of every spice in the spice rack, rolled it up and smoked it, that was fucking dumb as hell. Then after that we decided to egg some houses so we walked out the house and when we got to the house we wanted to egg we saw a car and we just kept walking up to house with eggs in our hand and when the car passed by we relized that was a fuckin cop but he didn't enen stop even though it was 3 in the morning (past curfew) and there was 5 of us with eggs in our hand. So we egged the house and ran back to my friends house and just passed out after a while.
Good Times!!!
Then this one time all friends got drunk the we played a card game, but that got boring so then we saw a spice rack and said that whoever lost would spin the spice rack and wherever it stopped they would have to sniff a whole line of that spice, that shit hurt hella bad. After we were done with that we took a little bit of every spice in the spice rack, rolled it up and smoked it, that was fucking dumb as hell. Then after that we decided to egg some houses so we walked out the house and when we got to the house we wanted to egg we saw a car and we just kept walking up to house with eggs in our hand and when the car passed by we relized that was a fuckin cop but he didn't enen stop even though it was 3 in the morning (past curfew) and there was 5 of us with eggs in our hand. So we egged the house and ran back to my friends house and just passed out after a while.
Good Times!!!
got drunk, drove around for awhile, at one point i was runnin beside the car (don no how i didnt fall) while it was goin like 20 and then they wud speed up and stop and open the door to let me in, but as i got closer theyd drive away until finally they stopped and i ran as fast as i cud to jump in and wen i jumped i didnt duck and i smoked my head on the top of the car. Neways we also wer outside this girls house and she was trippin out cuz we wer too loud and her grandma cudda woke up and she wudda got killed, so to piss off this girl me and my buddy got on top of the van and we wer yellin and my other buddie started drivin round the bay a bunch of times, but luckly we didnt fall off. AND THEN... we went to our buddys place who was asleep and he told us to wake him up the next time we went cruisin at nite. Well we got ther and we wer throughin snow balls at the window, didnt wake up, so we through stones, didnt wake up. So i came up wit the great idea to boust one of my buddies onto the garage (rooms above the garage) so he cud knock on the window. Well he knocked on the window a lil too loud and the kids parents woke up. So we see a bunch of lites turn on and we book it down the street, but once we r down quite a ways we realise.... WE LEFT THE CAR. So we send back the one kid tha the parents of the house don no, and he gets in the car, our friend tha we tried to wake up is brown, so ofcourse this kid in the van has two crazy hindus after him (dad and the uncle) tryin to open the door, but the kid locked it (good thing we sent him cuz i wudda never thot to lock the door) and he drives away. BUT ofcourse the mom gets the liscence plate number. So wer at my buddys place at 5 in the mornin and someone rings the door bell. GESS WHO, The Popes. So i book it down stairs and me and two of my buddies frantically hide the alc sittin out. In the end we didnt get caught for bein drunk, but wer only 15 and we get in shit for takin the car out without a liscence, but we only get a warnin. Newho my buddy whos house wer at, gets fucked cuz his parents trip on him, and out of the other three kids tha wer in on it, im the only one tha gets grounded, lucky me eh 
we are are havin a carnival at my town this weekend and you know what I was thinkin bout doing, getting drunk and going on this crazy ass ride that flips around hella called the Zipper.
I've always wanted to do that and see what it feels like, I'd probly throw up though, but I still wanna try it.
Anybody got on a ride drunk before?
I've always wanted to do that and see what it feels like, I'd probly throw up though, but I still wanna try it.
Anybody got on a ride drunk before?
Tezcatlipoca said:Drink and Drive.
Multiple times.
And getting caught, once.
That is neither big or clever
Lol, it was a really cool tattoo parlour in birmingham, actually there was 2 of them, one did it the other was in "training"
^^ it wasn't pervy!!! (mmmi suppose i could have been too high to care!)
i haven't seen pulp fiction
i haven't seen pulp fiction
not really the dumbest, but:
doing "kfc drive-bys". basically getting drunk. then buying dozens of hot wings and throwing the bones at random people out of the car. not too smart if a redlight is like 10m ahead :/
doing "kfc drive-bys". basically getting drunk. then buying dozens of hot wings and throwing the bones at random people out of the car. not too smart if a redlight is like 10m ahead :/
k69atie said:
The scene I refer to involves 3 grown men, one of whom is gagged. But one of the 2 evil dudes just "watches".......*retches*
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