gotta love chappelle
i also got to agree with flip, eddie murphy was the shit
Italian Man:Hey are u going to see rocky, its a great fucking movie, theres a bit where he walks up and busts this niggers face wide open, u know WHAT, U CAN REALLY DO THAT, u see that black guy over there, watch this
Black Man:*standing in line to by some sweets*
Italian Man:get me some juicy fruits, some junior mints and a box of ju ju bees and listen, that nigger there is gonna pay for it
Black Man:excuse me
Italian Man: YOU HEARD ME, PAY FOR MY FUCKING CANDY
Black Man:excuse me little italian white man, ive bin standin here for a long time and i want to get my sweets so why dont u just hop in your Iroca V28 and drive out of here
Italian Man
AY FOR MY CANDY OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
"Half an hour later you hear police sirens"
Medic:hey Phil look, theres a guy down here with a pack of juicy fruits rammed up his ass, ive just bin told it was a big black guy named Abdul that did it.