Film & TV Dave Chappelle

Eddie Murphy stand up comedy back in the 80s when he was raw as hell. Now that's comedy.

Anyways, the Samuel L Jackson beer skit was probably the funniest I've seen.


'YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME'

lmao
 
gotta love chappelle

i also got to agree with flip, eddie murphy was the shit

Italian Man:Hey are u going to see rocky, its a great fucking movie, theres a bit where he walks up and busts this niggers face wide open, u know WHAT, U CAN REALLY DO THAT, u see that black guy over there, watch this
Black Man:*standing in line to by some sweets*
Italian Man:get me some juicy fruits, some junior mints and a box of ju ju bees and listen, that nigger there is gonna pay for it
Black Man:excuse me
Italian Man: YOU HEARD ME, PAY FOR MY FUCKING CANDY
Black Man:excuse me little italian white man, ive bin standin here for a long time and i want to get my sweets so why dont u just hop in your Iroca V28 and drive out of here
Italian Man:PAY FOR MY CANDY OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

"Half an hour later you hear police sirens"

Medic:hey Phil look, theres a guy down here with a pack of juicy fruits rammed up his ass, ive just bin told it was a big black guy named Abdul that did it.
 
good thread ;) anyways hes hilarious i have a stand up comedy thing about him its the greatest...still awaiting season 2 i think it may have been pushed the release date i think anyways in season 1 i loved the player haters ball and the mad real world with charlie murphy they make a good duo...even when mos def was on was hilarious and wu-tang clan-----*wu-tang aint nothing to fuck with* anyways hes my funniest comedian in this period....
 
I feel really weird about this thread. It's as if you asked us whether we liked Dumb and Dumber.
 
Silleone said:
gotta love chappelle

i also got to agree with flip, eddie murphy was the shit

Italian Man:Hey are u going to see rocky, its a great fucking movie, theres a bit where he walks up and busts this niggers face wide open, u know WHAT, U CAN REALLY DO THAT, u see that black guy over there, watch this
Black Man:*standing in line to by some sweets*
Italian Man:get me some juicy fruits, some junior mints and a box of ju ju bees and listen, that nigger there is gonna pay for it
Black Man:excuse me
Italian Man: YOU HEARD ME, PAY FOR MY FUCKING CANDY
Black Man:excuse me little italian white man, ive bin standin here for a long time and i want to get my sweets so why dont u just hop in your Iroca V28 and drive out of here
Italian Man:PAY FOR MY CANDY OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

"Half an hour later you hear police sirens"

Medic:hey Phil look, theres a guy down here with a pack of juicy fruits rammed up his ass, ive just bin told it was a big black guy named Abdul that did it.

love that dvd eddie murphy was the man
 
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