Confession Thread

^Too old to burn bikes. Also, he's really tall so the image of him setting bikes on fire at his old high school and running away looking like a human toothpick is just a double whammy.

For some reason I got a mental image of Wally (aka Waldo) as an arsonist... :S

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The guy just doesnt know what to do with his life. Thats why he ends up doing stupid shit. Typical example of a bum.

I hate people like that.
 
The guy just doesnt know what to do with his life. Thats why he ends up doing stupid shit. Typical example of a bum.

I hate people like that.

You're always saying this about me, but you don't even know what I do.

You just don't like me cos I'm a bit of a vandal. That doesn't fit with your German "Befehl ist Befehl" mindstate.

You cannot rebel. Authority is holy to you.
 
i find it very enjoyable when bad things(even more so if i am the one who caused it) happen to people i dislike. im not talking like the old "yeh he deserved it" kind of thing, i mean like it makes me very happy and i have a lovely day.
 
You're always saying this about me, but you don't even know what I do.

You just don't like me cos I'm a bit of a vandal. That doesn't fit with your German "Befehl ist Befehl" mindstate.

You cannot rebel. Authority is holy to you.

For he is Otto Von Bismarck.
 
I confess I had a dream last night that I was giving...erm...oral pleasure and my teeth kept scraping. *shudder* it was gross.
 
You dunno what 'shudders' is until you've felt it ... I've had the luck (or lack of) of feeling someone's teeth ... I'd rather waterboarded than feel that again. :(

I think most guys have had 1 occasion in which that has happened to them, if not ... I envy them.
 
I yell like there's an intruder in my house. They usually jump off and ask whats wrong. lol.

I bled once, which make me panic like I was having a heart attack; that was quite some time ago.
 
holy feck what kind of demons are you letting touch your penis. :blink:
 
A demon would have done a better job.

I dunno, maybe her mouth was too small (not saying I gots a huge pipi). I just know it's hell. lol.

Maybe I should find a laday with an Aerosmith mouth.

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I've always wondered when chicks dream of a penis what penis it is they see lol. Is it just some random one that they perceived or like an ex or something, lmao what a weird thought.

Teeth suck, one girl gave the worst head and I made her stop. Well I faked like I was gonna cum and went to the bathroom lmao. She probably knew I was faking cus why would I go to the bathroom and not keep it in her mouth. I guess that's a confession.

I have a real confession I guess. I think Rukas sounded like a douche during his 'cribs' video, and that the shit was stupid. The whole I'm only showing the outside of my house cus I got toys inside was retarded. You sound like your trying to be hard when you talk too.

Casey's music sucks.

Sigh reminds me of a little kid.

People use too many damn smilie faces and it makes me use em cus theyre contagious.

I dont know, im just bored with nothing to do.
 
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