Confession Thread

[keco52]

^Damn.

That's some gangsta shit. You don't get stomach problems?

Yea I get heart burn a lot.

 

[Flipmo]

I forgot to ask, would you tell your girl this?

No way, I'm worried she'd tell me that she does the same thing. :worried:

 

[hizzle?]

Ehm... When I'm at work, I usually take a 15 minute long shit while playing tetris on my cellphone because I don't feel like answering the phone.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

do all staff take a shit at work? i go out of my way not to use public toilets.

my confession is

 

[hizzle?]

do all staff take a shit at work? i go out of my way not to use public toilets.

my confession is

Great confession right there

I work at the government, so our toilets are super clean.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

Great confession right there

I work at the government, so our toilets are super clean.

did they use harpic or domestos?

i cant actually think of a confession right now, but i will let you know as soon as i come up with one.

just something minor for now - i get carried away googling things to shop for.

 

[Bobby Sands]

i used to be a notorious sweet stealer when i was younger.

About ten years ago i stole about 30 euros worth of sweets from a store in a Spanish airport.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

^ damn, thats a lot.

i get easily irritated by selfish and jealous people. which i have experienced all day long today.

 

[Flipmo]

You and I, Bobby, are candy fiends.

 

[S O F I]

I once looked at kelli's younger sister's myspace once. I forget who sent me the link. She looked hot from what I remember.

 

[keco52]

confession: I'm in love :love: < non-fiction

 

[Tha_Wood]

I once looked at kelli's younger sister's myspace once. I forget who sent me the link. She looked hot from what I remember.

im pretty sure eric sent me the link for that

 

[Bender]

i confess i poured an entire bottle of washing up liquid into a toilet cistern in high school which inevitably flooded the toilets with a mass of bubbles everywhere

 

[Duke]

I confess that the two bicycles I set ablaze belong to teachers of my old high school. Said bicycles were in a secure area of which I have the key for reasons better left in the dark.

Anyway, I felt really good.

 

[Flipmo]

Why those teachers? Did they touch your special secret place?

 

[Duke]

I have no idea who's bicycles they really were. All i know is they were in the teachers' section, so they must've been teachers' bikes.

And then they prolly deserved it.

Burned like a bonfire too. I love accelerents.

 

[Shadows]

confession: I'm in love :love: < non-fiction

I thought it was just over the internet stuff. DAMN.

j/k.

SO...does that mean we will be expecting a D4L thread soon from you?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I have no idea who's bicycles they really were. All i know is they were in the teachers' section, so they must've been teachers' bikes.

And then they prolly deserved it.

Burned like a bonfire too. I love accelerents.

I've never really wondered this til now.. But, how old are you?

 

[S O F I]

^Too old to burn bikes. Also, he's really tall so the image of him setting bikes on fire at his old high school and running away looking like a human toothpick is just a double whammy.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I was thinking why is he hanging out around high schools with keys? I don't know.. sounds a lil suss to me.