chamillionaire rant

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Dante

Meyer & Dante Best Friends4eva
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so yesterday was easter sunday and i found myself at my inlaws' house watching tv while the feast i had consumed was being transformed into poo and in-between cops and what's happening i flipped over to bet. i was immediately sickened...

so yeah, i have no idea who this chamillionaire idiot is, and it saddens me that his name is even occupying a cell in my brain, but all i have heard is chamillionaire this and chamillionaire that so when his video started i was like, fine, let's get this over with.

this dude is horrible. i'm not talking juvenile horrible, and i'm not talking raindrop horrible, i'm talking mark deez meets corky from life goes on horrible.

not only is he one of the ugliest persons to have spent 3 minutes on my television, but his rhymes and the content of them were just booty. yeah, you can show me how to shine with your broke ass? fuck your purple painted 1986-whatever you're rolling and lick ass for trying to look like some cash money clown when you probably have what's left of your little $25k advance over at mr. money earning 2 percent interest.

what the fuck is wrong with hip hop that it's so cool to be blinged out when it's clear that you're an uneducated doorknob who some idiot a&r decided to give a chance to? in 1989 all the way to 1999 anyone who dressed up in these fake ass bling bling clown outfits with their flat panel monitors in everything but their shoelaces would have been laughed off of the stage... why is hip hop so fucked up?

i'm looking at you, south coast.

yeah, some southern artists are real hot, and have something to say. outkast, goodie, 8ball, suavehouse, etc etc, but did master p really usher in all of these mindless idiots once south cats started seeing records sell? i haven't and will not play chamibrokeass' album (i just imagine some grilled out fugly ass mugshot of this demon on the cd artwork) and i already know it won't have any original thought, artistic risks (i said artistic lol), or message besides one syllable rhymes brings money, and money brings bitches and boats 'n' shit.

man, if only someone had a hip hop time machine. i'm embarrassed to say i love hip hop for fear someone will ask to borrow my copy of the new lil wayne album.

r.i.p.
 
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Dante said:
so yesterday was easter sunday and i found myself at my inlaws' house watching tv while the feast i had consumed was being transformed into poo and in-between cops and what's happening i flipped over to bet. i was immediately sickened...

so yeah, i have no idea who this chamillionaire idiot is, and it saddens me that his name is even occupying a cell in my brain, but all i have heard is chamillionaire this and chamillionaire that so when his video started i was like, fine, let's get this over with.

this dude is horrible. i'm not talking juvenile horrible, and i'm not talking raindrop horrible, i'm talking mark deez meets corky from life goes on horrible.

not only is he one of the ugliest persons to have spent 3 minutes on my television, but his rhymes and the content of them were just booty. yeah, you can show me how to shine with your broke ass? fuck your purple painted 1986-whatever you're rolling and lick ass for trying to look like some cash money clown when you probably have what's left of your little $25k advance over at mr. money earning 2 percent interest.

what the fuck is wrong with hip hop that it's so cool to be blinged out when it's clear that you're an uneducated doorknob who some idiot a&r decided to give a chance to? in 1989 all the way to 1999 anyone who dressed up in these fake ass bling bling clown outfits with their flat panel monitors in everything but their shoelaces would have been laughed off of the stage... why is hip hop so fucked up?

i'm looking at you, south coast.

yeah, some southern artists are real hot, and have something to say. outkast, goodie, 8ball, suavehouse, etc etc, but did master p really usher in all of these mindless idiots once south cats started seeing records sell? i haven't and will not play chamibrokeass' album (i just imagine some grilled out fugly ass mugshot of this demon on the cd artwork) and i already know it won't have any original thought, artistic risks (i said artistic lol), or message besides one syllable rhymes brings money, and money brings bitches and boats 'n' shit.

man, if only someone had a hip hop time machine. i'm embarrassed to say i love hip hop for fear someone will ask to borrow my copy of the new lil wayne album.

r.i.p.
Uh...not sure what you watched but Cham is definitely not broke..he sold over 100,000+ independent back in 2000...and since then has dropped 3-4 other mixtapes that have sold well over 50,000 units. He has a multi-million dollar label deal with Universal, so he isn't making 2% its much closer to 4-5 dollars a CD. In addition, Cham went to college and studied at the University of Houston, he doesn't smoke or do drugs...and doesn't really swear. And if you listened to SOR you realize he is absolute opposite of Bling rap...

If that rant was about Mike Jones or Paul Wall I would definitely agree with you....but you just made yourself sound extremely ignorant to anyone who knows anything about Cham or who has listened to SOR....:rolleyes:
 
#7
tha carter 2 is a good record, but except for that, i agree and thank you, i saw the same video on easter on bet and couldnt believe that both chamillionaire and rakim can be considered hip hop
 

Dante

Meyer & Dante Best Friends4eva
#8
txbarrebaby said:
And if you listened to SOR you realize he is absolute opposite of Bling rap...
his video was "teach you how to shine" and had nothing but fat asses and chromed out everything. chuck d he is not.
 
#9
Dante said:
i haven't and will not play chamibrokeass' album (i just imagine some grilled out fugly ass mugshot of this demon on the cd artwork) and i already know it won't have any original thought, artistic risks (i said artistic lol), or message besides one syllable rhymes brings money, and money brings bitches and boats 'n' shit.
Yeah you are right...one syllable rhymes about money brings bitches and boats 'n' shit

Artist: Chamillionaire f/ Scarface, Billy Cook
Album: The Sound of Revenge
Song: Rain


[Chamillionaire]
They told me that pain was just in the frame, the irony of that
Cause that was the slogan showing, when they tried to see my tats
Never knew what was in the skin, would finally be a fact
Feeling like mother nature's, right behind me with a gat
Take that, the rain's loud on the window when it taps
To help with the time, I thought that I could finally be relaxed
Tired of being po', yeah trying to leave the rats
Walk out to see three of your tires, that be on flat
And that one tire, left a sign of hope
That helps you to keep on grinding, when you kinda broke
That helps you to keep composure, up around your folk
That keeps from trying to wrap a rope, around your throat
Don't choke, you feeling like giving up
Life isn't a million bucks, you feeling like living sucks
God's telling you hear your boy, but you don't wanna give him trust
Mama telling you pay your ties, and you yell at her back for what
To the path took a ride fast, to get some rims on his truck
I don't think that they'll miss, ten percent of negative bucks
Put some Henny up in your cup, your problems will start to drown
But soon as your buzz leaves, then problems come back around damn

[Hook: Billy Cook]
Keep your head up is what they telling me, what it gotta be
Sorry but the world keeps stressing me, rain drops round up the memories
It's gonna be alright is what they telling me, don't let the stress get the best of me
Trying to focus on the road that's ahead of me, till my heaven gets cloudy bout a memory

[Scarface]
God knows, how I feel now
On the outside I'm smiling, but inside a nigga know he hell bound
It's a dark road, and I'm right here in the middle of it
Do I walk slow or if I run, am I'm missing some'ing
I took the time out, to save a little bread
Now my eyes, got water in em
Why the fuck am I still standing here, nobody love me I ain't happy here
My mama said, she can't handle him
But still, I'm looking at the bright side
But I view it through my other eye, cause it's a different color sky
Then the last one, my mind set on the prize that may never come
So do I try to stay alive, or do I grab a gun
End it all, put a stop to the pain
That goes on in my head, everytime it rains
But that was speaking, so you listening to the thoughts
Of an evil spirit, in demonic verses everytime I talk
I'm confused, by my psychologic close set backs
In the storm, watching out through the wet cracks
Looking for heaven, off in all the wrong places
I've given up so all long faces, let it rain

[Hook]

[Chamillionaire]
Your bills keep adding up, to be alone you prefer
Bill collectors steady calling, starting to get on your nerves
Your rent due on the first, but right now it's the third
Telling yourself it's gon get better, but ain't believing a word
Feel like it's hard to deal, tomorrow it's hard as steel
Not to mention the realest member, of your family is getting ill
Tell me it isn't so, tell me it isn't real
In the mist of all the drama, you take a lil' time to kneel
To deal you take a pill, just to deal with the drama
You thinking your life sinking, and there isn't a plumber
They tell you what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger
You'd have to be a Superman, to lift as much as me partna
(Could tell you stay strong) you're trying, but help is just what you doubting
Cause the room is a monsoon, that's never gon get to drying
The storm is moving on, and you thinking these people lying
They saying they had it worse, but how come they all keep on smiling

Artist: Chamillionaire f/ Natalie
Album: The Sound of Revenge
Song: Think I'm Crazy

See, it started off as just a simple conversation I gave her
The name of my record company, (Oh your a sanger)
I said my name's Chamillionaire and I'm a rap entertainer
(Oh you that guy they talking bout when they be whisperin, ain't cha
Bring your name up when they talking and say money will change ya
I heard a lot about how you can't deal with your anger
Heard the rumors how your always in trouble or danger
Not gotta judge you if it's true, there's no need to explain sir
You do have a right to be, you seem like your nice to me
And like your gonna buy me another drink, yeah would you like a seat?)
I tell the boy the same hennessey on ice for me
Her drink starts emptying as she's pouring out her life to me
Telling me about her goals and how successful she would like to be
And invite me to a session of her life and she
Seems so damn innocent but something isn't right to me
She pulls out her picture phone "I got pictures, would you like to see?"
I'm thinking she gotta be friendly as hell
Giving a soul to me, it's like an identity sell
We never met is the story that my memory tells
Telling me tales like she doesn't handle hennessey well
Getting into it, getting intimate and into details
See, I just met you and you showing me your kids
"Who said I had any kids? I didn't bring up no kids"
Then who's in this picture, "Man, let you show you just who it is"

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Chamillionaire]
Umm, I don't remember her name but she look like an angel
She wasn't from here, I knew she didn't hang a
Round a part of the hood but hey the story gets stranger
Cause this stranger was stranger than I could explain you see
She said she wasn't married but the rings on her finger
Told me she was langin and using the same uhh
Game I use on women so I couldn't even blame her
Spitting the game I spit to 'em when I'm trying to bang her
(I bump into this dime, he told me that he used to know you
He told me about the loyalty and love he used to show you
He said what he said with a passion like it was so true
Wouldn't take advantage of the fact that the listeners didn't really know you)
There's pictures in my pocketbook, almost got it, I'll show you
She digs in her purse and while she fumbles around
I find that photo, I'm like "Oh no there's some trouble in town"
I turn around as these two officers is coming in now
They walk in real suspicious and come and sit down
So close, I can see they barrels of the guns to the ground
So close that they can listen to either of us now
We turn back around and she says no need for whispering
Then she tells me that (I don't really give a damn whose listening
Try to make it last a long time was my mission
And he kept on tripping and then I got pissed at him
Hit 'em with my fist and my punches were never missing him)

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Chamillionaire]
Okay, let's get this straight, your man cheated on you and now
You talking to a perfect stranger like it's making you proud
And the rest of this conversation she just telling me how
It wasn't her boyfriend in the pic but a familiar smile
She said (pictures can be decieving like she knew he was foul
Look closer, you'll see a coward who uses a smile's power
Fleeing the smoke strength, couldn't stand it another hour
So she did what she did then she went to go take a shower)
Damn what do you mean? ( couldn't tell you that I missin him)
I don't understand what your saying, how did you get rid of him?
She dissing him, as I ask her what it is she did to him
She stops, Ay keep talkin I'm listening
(I don't wanna tell about the images I'm picturing)
Henny spilling then she tell me (For real and
I got the feeling of what I'm feeling is that I wanted to kill him)
Something's wrong here and I know just who is the villian
The poison's getting louder, the moral is getting clearer
The officers is looking at us and I can tell they can hear her
Told me (It was protection, Reached for it in the stash)
The plastic is what she grabbed and she put it right on his ass
Bust it before the blast, she thought she was free at least
Baby I think you crazy, Sorry I'm pressing for time
I gotta go grind, time's putting to resting
Now I'm sweating and stressing, this girl's got me guessing
That this conversation is two types of evil confession
And she pulls a clearer picture, It's my damn ex-best friend
How you know him? She told me she was with him at his house
Watching movies on Sundays when they be chilling
And that's exactly the day that the hospital came to get him
The feeling was the worst feeling that she could possibly be feeling
Stood up and then I yelled out "Why in the hell did you kill him?"
I didn't kill him, I have AIDS, he had sex with 'em and that's crazy
 
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Dante said:
his video was "teach you how to shine" and had nothing but fat asses and chromed out everything. chuck d he is not.
Well I don't know what the hell you watched cuz the two videos he has made so far are Turn It Up & Ridin...he doesn't even have a song called teach you how to shine...must have been some underground independent bullshit video
 

Dante

Meyer & Dante Best Friends4eva
#11
i just read that, and i've seen better tries at getting deep in the unsigned hype forum. let's have a look at his rhyme words:

that
tats
fact
gat
taps
relaxed (yay more than one syllable!)
rats
flat
hope
broke
folk
up
sucks
trust
what
truck
bucks
drown
damn

sorry, that's just retarded and a waste of a jewel case. god forbid he ever try to do a multi-rhyme/line scheme. his shit sounds like my first fisher-price rhyme manual.
 
#13
Dante said:
i just read that, and i've seen better tries at getting deep in the unsigned hype forum. let's have a look at his rhyme words:

that
tats
fact
gat
taps
relaxed (yay more than one syllable!)
rats
flat
hope
broke
folk
up
sucks
trust
what
truck
bucks
drown
damn

sorry, that's just retarded and a waste of a jewel case. god forbid he ever try to do a multi-rhyme/line scheme. his shit sounds like my first fisher-price rhyme manual.
um....you could say the exact same for scarface's verse yet he is a legend...also please direct me to the part where Cham's talking about money brings bitches and boats 'n' shit
 

Dante

Meyer & Dante Best Friends4eva
#14
txbarrebaby said:
Well I don't know what the hell you watched cuz the two videos he has made so far are Turn It Up & Ridin...he doesn't even have a song called teach you how to shine...must have been some underground independent bullshit video
turn on bet (like i clearly posted in the initial post) and be horrified for yourself, friend.
 

ARon

Well-Known Member
#15
jaguardre said:
tha carter 2 is a good record, but except for that, i agree and thank you, i saw the same video on easter on bet and couldnt believe that both chamillionaire and rakim can be considered hip hop
Do you realize what you just said. Do you even think before you speak. Usually I'm a pretty nice guy don't really get on people that much but that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen someone say on this board, or anywhere for that matter.
 
#17
I dl'd Cham's 3 cd King Koopa mixtape a lil while ago.. listened to 1 cd and deleted the rest.. I think he's garbage.. but then again, i dont like down south music except for maybe 3 or 4 artists... East coast East coast!
 

Jeremy

Well-Known Member
#18
Welcome to hip-hop at this day and age. The only NEW hiphop cd I have purchased in over a year is The Carter 1 & 2. lol @ corky from Life Goes On, I really liked that show.
 
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