Unfortunately, ehat you quoted was typed by Calcuo. The little bitch was trying to act tough.
The truth is I, a fellow pimp, can see that Eugene was employing a common pimping technique, but at an advanced level. Like any self-respecting predator, he was showing weakness to the prey, to make them think it was safe to come into his proximity. In pimp terms, "he's playing the bitch big time".
Now, most competent pimps will attempt this at some point in their careers, but from the tears at will & believable goofiness & soppiness I can confirm that Eugene is a Purple Hat at pimping - yes, I said it, Eugene is a Master Pimp.
As this is the case, from now on I will refer to him as Master Eugene.....bow down.