lol this morning as i was walking out the door to go to school i had that feeling i was forgetting something. so any way im at school sitting in assembly and i have this strange feeling in my stomach, and i realize i forgot to take my morning shit.
so im sitting there and i can feel the pressure building up inside me. i look over at my best mate and tell her im about to shit myself. she started laughing and my other mate pointed out i had a bit of swet on my face.
now like most people i hate public toilets, and the school toilets are probably worse than public ones. so im trying to get this bloke who has a car to drive me home, im offering him a bottle of scotch and a bottle of vodka and he says no and laughs.
once the assembly finishes they say all year 12's have to stay behind, and im like "nah fuck this im going to shit" so i run out the gymnasium and go for a shit. it was massive. the toilet paper sucked by they way so i used a whole roll of it and the toilet couldn't flush. after this i go to class and feel that strange feeling in my stomach again, so i say to the teacher "Jono im goin home i gotta shit". so i leave the class room and start walking home. my house is about 30 minuets away from the school so i figured i would be able to make it home in time.
about 5 minuets into the walk i feel it starting to come out so i clench my ass checks trying to hold it in, i hope no body seen me because i imagine i was walking how you would if you had a dick in your ass. after realizing this wasnt going to work i started to run, and i dont mean a light jog i was full on sprinting. when i was about five minuets away from home i felt my body go really hot and i was shaking and swetting heaps. i only just made it home.
so im sitting there and i can feel the pressure building up inside me. i look over at my best mate and tell her im about to shit myself. she started laughing and my other mate pointed out i had a bit of swet on my face.
now like most people i hate public toilets, and the school toilets are probably worse than public ones. so im trying to get this bloke who has a car to drive me home, im offering him a bottle of scotch and a bottle of vodka and he says no and laughs.
once the assembly finishes they say all year 12's have to stay behind, and im like "nah fuck this im going to shit" so i run out the gymnasium and go for a shit. it was massive. the toilet paper sucked by they way so i used a whole roll of it and the toilet couldn't flush. after this i go to class and feel that strange feeling in my stomach again, so i say to the teacher "Jono im goin home i gotta shit". so i leave the class room and start walking home. my house is about 30 minuets away from the school so i figured i would be able to make it home in time.
about 5 minuets into the walk i feel it starting to come out so i clench my ass checks trying to hold it in, i hope no body seen me because i imagine i was walking how you would if you had a dick in your ass. after realizing this wasnt going to work i started to run, and i dont mean a light jog i was full on sprinting. when i was about five minuets away from home i felt my body go really hot and i was shaking and swetting heaps. i only just made it home.
