Broke My Arm

[Flipmo]

That's like asking to jerk off with your off hand. It's awkward as fuck.

 

[dilla]

That's like asking to jerk off with your off hand. It's awkward as fuck.

Switch to your feet.

 

[Jokerman]

Yesterday, Shadows slid headfirst into a pyramid of soup cans in a grocery store and broke his leg.

 

[keco52]

My pinky finally healed and I broke my index finger on the same hand yesterday. Good times. I was trying to kill a centipede. It won. I didn't realize how much I needed this finger until I can't use it. (No perv)

 

[Pittsey]

(No perv)

Too late.

 

[_carmi]

It's far enough up your arm that if he hits the nerve hard enough, it will paralyze everything from there on down. I know you work out, and so you'll have a fucked up arm that atrophies over time due to paralysis and one that's normal because it gets used. Palpate it often to make sure it's healing right, otherwise if it heals crooked, they'll go in, break your bone again and hope it heals straight the next time around.

Sorry, I'm in pretend-doctor mode after seeing patients here. Got enough money coming in, I got another Bimmer on lease. I knew you'd like to hear that.

ouch.

i know i'm late Shadows, but how's your arm? healing alright?

 

[Shadows]

Lame as shit dude.

He said 2-3 months max. it's going on 4 months now.

At least x-rays show some very thin bone growing.

I lost out on a ton of money and i was already broke before.

I seriously almost took up an iiiegal job the other week.

Hate being home. I try and look at it at the bright side, i'm able to write better, and get better at my hobbies, but my passion for a lot of things are dying. I have lil to no conversation in me.

 

[S O F I]

what kind of illegal job? like mexican labor?

 

[vg4030]

You need to find a job where you dont use your hands.. like footjob specialist or....

 

[dilla]

It could be worse. You could be stuck on an island infested with coons. Now I have to scream all my racial slurs while playing COD into a pillow in case a maintenance or security guard hears me. Ironically, they are all coons too. The president of the resort is a Mexican named "Pedro." His office is on the second floor overlooking the lobby and front desk. Almost like slavery.

 

[Chronic]

^Lol! You so funny mister. Coon, coon, coon. It never tires. HAHAAHAA. Lol coon.

 

[dilla]

^Lol! You so funny mister. Coon, coon, coon. It never tires. HAHAAHAA. Lol coon.

Thanks man.

 

[ARon]

My pinky finally healed and I broke my index finger on the same hand yesterday. Good times. I was trying to kill a centipede. It won. I didn't realize how much I needed this finger until I can't use it. (No perv)

Did you break your pinky punching something

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Chronic still brings the lolz

 

[S O F I]

should we address the elephant in the room? yes. the fuck's up with that yellow on the front page? looking like rap radar and shit.

 

[keco52]

Did you break your pinky punching something

I thought we talked about this on the first page of this thread but...yes -_-

 

[Rukas]

Shit man sounds like you've had some bad luck lately. Hope it all turns around for you!

 

[Shadows]

what kind of illegal job? like mexican labor?

lol, nah. but i do live next to the border with a clean record so it's easy to get a job if you know what i mean.

and tell me about it rukas, i'll get through it, again. smh.

 

[S O F I]

yeah I'd rather sell drugs than transport them across international borders. Too much risk not enough reward.

 

[Shadows]

I wudnt transport drugs thats beyond stupid. I'd just take a wad of money back....