Best Punchlines Thread

[Rather Unique]

Post your best punchlines that you have heard from a rapper, im expecting alot of shit from Big L, Crooked I, Cassidiy, Jin and Immortal Tech, Ill start things off

Big L ''Me Being A Virgin That Idoitc, Cuz If Big L Got The Aids, Every Cuite In The City Got It''

Big L '' Im Far From Broke Got Enough Bread, And Mad Hoes Ask Beavis I Get Nuttin Butt-Head''

Ill post some more later, now post some of your favourite punchlines

 

[two187pac]

Niggaz scheme, the infrared beam's on the mac
I put green on yo' head like a Oakland A's hat
yayo

 

[Rather Unique]

"I never cuff a bitch, It only adds to the stress,
I Throw a bitch out the mansion ,like Jazzy Jeff''

Lloyd Banks

 

[Tonio1986]

Dr Dre is the g-thang, but on his own album coupled he was a she-thang.

Sorry

 

[Little Skittle]

"u kno it gets te-di-ous
so i keep one eye open like cbs"

"killin yall niggas on this lyrical shit
mayonaise colored benz, i push miracle whips"

"im a serial killer...i pop like rice krispies"

 

[Confucius87]

I'm going to stray away from the traditional Big L, Chino Xl, etc.

"These niggas got to be punched/
Act stupid, get shells in ya' stomach like you ate pasta for lunch/"
---Fabolous

"Do you niggaz really wanna thump/
I ain't kidnap the leader of G-Unit, but I always keep a .50 in the trunk/"
-- Me lol

"If it's a problem, then I'm smokin' you/
Cause truthfully, you ain't gotta play wide reciever to get a hollow thrown at you/"
--- Me again

 

[two187pac]

I'm going to stray away from the traditional Big L, Chino Xl, etc.

"These niggas got to be punched/
Act stupid, get shells in ya' stomach like you ate pasta for lunch/"
---Fabolous

"Do you niggaz really wanna thump/
I ain't kidnap the leader of G-Unit, but I always keep a .50 in the trunk/"
-- Me lol

"If it's a problem, then I'm smokin' you/
Cause truthfully, you ain't gotta play wide reciever to get a hollow thrown at you/"
--- Me again

nice

 

[Little Skittle]

"the whole world feels that...and it hurts
got caught killin time...but i got away with words"

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

em to Ja rule - You aint a killa you is a pussy, That xtasy got you all emotional and mushy.

 

[S O F I]

Post your best punchlines that you have heard from a rapper, im expecting alot of shit from Big L, Crooked I, Cassidiy, Jin and Immortal Tech, Ill start things off

Big L ''Me Being A Virgin That Idoitc, Cuz If Big L Got The Aids, Every Cuite In The City Got It''

Big L '' Im Far From Broke Got Enough Bread, And Mad Hoes Ask Beavis I Get Nuttin Butt-Head''

Ill post some more later, now post some of your favourite punchlines

Those aren't even punchlines, fool. They are just mere bragging lines filled with wordplay.

 

[dimos06]

"I'm at your local newstand, jerk
While the only XXL you been in is your shirt"
Lloyd Banks

"I ain't the type to call a nigga ugly
But Ray Charles can see bitches only want you for your money"
Domination

"You wanna touch the flow?
Niggas still trippin' on shit I did months ago"
Locksmith

"It's target practice on the hardest rappers
I'm sharp as cactus"
Yukmouth

"Talkin' about you so rich
Nigga you so bitch that your parents probably think they got a daughter"
Jadakiss & Style P.

"I got enough bars to open four jails"
Sheek Louch

"If the next fad was hiphop fags
You'll find a lot of these thug niggas in drag"
Rass Kass

 

[one mc on dj]

felt like this should be posted up hehe

 

[two187pac]

"I'm at your local newstand, jerk
While the only XXL you been in is your shirt"
Lloyd Banks

"I ain't the type to call a nigga ugly
But Ray Charles can see bitches only want you for your money"
Domination

"You wanna touch the flow?
Niggas still trippin' on shit I did months ago"
Locksmith

"It's target practice on the hardest rappers
I'm sharp as cactus"
Yukmouth

"Talkin' about you so rich
Nigga you so bitch that your parents probably think they got a daughter"
Jadakiss & Style P.

"I got enough bars to open four jails"
Sheek Louch

"If the next fad was hiphop fags
You'll find a lot of these thug niggas in drag"
Rass Kass

domination killed him on that 1

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

who was domination dissing.

 

[two187pac]

fitty

 

[aaljboy]

yayo's verse in my toy solider is pretty nice...WAVES IN MY HAIR LOOKING LIKE TSUNAMI HIT IT

 

[Devious]

"If you can hear, smell, see, touch and taste/Then you don't need 6 senses to feel me punch you in the face" - Canibus, Buckingham Palace

"There seems to just be no one left to bully, Bush is pussy/Why the fuck ya think his name's Bush? Puss is bushy" - Eminem Westwood freestyle

 

[two187pac]

yayo's verse in my toy solider is pretty nice...WAVES IN MY HAIR LOOKING LIKE TSUNAMI HIT IT

:thumb:

 

[Shot 21]

"My hand-eye co-ordination is so amazin, I could kill a MC playin on my Playstation." ----- Lyrics G

"I leave MCs locked up like Akon in the place. In a battle, Im liable to rearrange your face" ----- Mewreckall

"Think you can handle me? You and whose army? I cover these niggas like the tsunami."

I think they are punchlines. What excactly is a punchline?

 

[Tito]

Might find your man dead in the ocean
He be aight though
You know dead rappers get better promotion

- Jadakiss