Best Punchlines Thread

[Little Skittle]

no ones really feelin the shit that you spittin
kuz ur teeth are so gapped, looks like ur tongue is in prison

 

[IMAN_B]

Might find your man dead in the ocean
He be aight though
You know dead rappers get better promotion

- Jadakiss

^^the statement isnt true....look at pac....plus it could be taken as a pac diss......

 

[PaulyPac]

^^the statement isnt true....look at pac....plus it could be taken as a pac diss......

hows that ? pac's not the only dead rapper, and he didnt mention 2pac

 

[CAPO'01]

'course hearing the truth you'll prolly get made mad/
but you're the before picture in a jenny craig ad.

it just has to be said you're fuckin' tried and nasty/
i'd much rather starve myself and then die from fasting.

-both me

 

[GhettoStar]

Yea I sampled your voice you were using it wrong/
You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song/


Jay-Z Takeover


Hate to blast ya, but I have ta, you see I smoke a lot
Your life is played out like Kwame, and them fuckin polka dots

BIG~Unbelievable


I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little FUCK, I've got money stacks bigger than you


Jay-Z~Takeover

No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I sold what ya whole album sold in my first week

Jay~Z:Takeover

 

[KaMaVeLi]

'course hearing the truth you'll prolly get made mad/
but you're the before picture in a jenny craig ad.

it just has to be said you're fuckin' tried and nasty/
i'd much rather starve myself and then die from fasting.

-both me

well your clearly wasting your time writing lyrics

 

[S O F I]

^Lmao. That's cold.

 

[KaMaVeLi]

^^^ Lolll Its gota be done brah : )

 

[Silleone]

Talking bout your diffrent types of gats/
when the only thing your black ass ever smoked was crack/

some rappers cribs are filled with plaques and jewels/
come over to my house and see some other types of tools/

- heard it at my friends house when he was blasting music out loud.

 

[BizzleDizzle]

Dr Dre is the g-thang, but on his own album coupled he was a she-thang.

Sorry

dude are you delf? have you heard that song before? or possibly seen the video?

"on his OLD album COVERS he was a she-thang"