Film & TV Best Movie Lines?
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Stansfield: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
Stansfield: Death is... whimsical... today.
Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.
From Leon.
Stansfield: Death is... whimsical... today.
Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.
From Leon.
"Do you hear a little girl Ace? what happened to the tough guy that told my friend to stick the pen up his fuckin ass"
-Joe Pesci in Casino
Forrest: whats goin on here?
school kid: the coons are tryin to get into the school
Forrest: Oh the raccoons always try to get on the porch and mama chases them off with a broom
-Forest Gump
"fuck the uptown brothers, they never pass the ball, they dont wana play defense, they take 5 steps on every lay up, and then turn around and wana blame everything on the white man. slavery ended 137 years ago, move the fuck on!"
-Edward Norton in 25th Hour
-Joe Pesci in Casino
Forrest: whats goin on here?
school kid: the coons are tryin to get into the school
Forrest: Oh the raccoons always try to get on the porch and mama chases them off with a broom
-Forest Gump
"fuck the uptown brothers, they never pass the ball, they dont wana play defense, they take 5 steps on every lay up, and then turn around and wana blame everything on the white man. slavery ended 137 years ago, move the fuck on!"
-Edward Norton in 25th Hour
Dick Ritchie: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
Clarence Worley: How much?
Dick Ritchie: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot.
Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
Clarence Worley: It's better to have a gun and not need it, then to need a gun and not have it."
Vincent Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
- True Romance
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Mr. White: Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
-Reservoir Dogs
Joker: Wait'll get a load of me.
Joker: Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
-Batman
Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
-Requiem For A Dream
Clarence Worley: How much?
Dick Ritchie: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot.
Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
Clarence Worley: It's better to have a gun and not need it, then to need a gun and not have it."
Vincent Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
- True Romance
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Mr. White: Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
-Reservoir Dogs
Joker: Wait'll get a load of me.
Joker: Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
-Batman
Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
-Requiem For A Dream
Tre: Hey why dont you all act like gentlemen and let these ladies eat first
Doughboy: Yea, hoes gotta eat too
Girl: Hey who you callin a hoe? i aint no hoe?
Doughboy: oh, sorry bitch.
-Boyz N Tha Hood
Theres a white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy, and they all come across this genie. The genie grants them 1 wish each, so the black guy says "i wish i was free and in africa with all my people" so POOF the genie grants his wish and hes in africa livin free. Then the hispanic guy says "i wish i was back in mexico with my people" so POOF hes back in mexico. The the white guy says "so your tellin me all the niggas and all the spics are out of america? i guess ill have a coke then"
-Rocko in Boondock Saints
Doughboy: Yea, hoes gotta eat too
Girl: Hey who you callin a hoe? i aint no hoe?
Doughboy: oh, sorry bitch.
-Boyz N Tha Hood
Theres a white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy, and they all come across this genie. The genie grants them 1 wish each, so the black guy says "i wish i was free and in africa with all my people" so POOF the genie grants his wish and hes in africa livin free. Then the hispanic guy says "i wish i was back in mexico with my people" so POOF hes back in mexico. The the white guy says "so your tellin me all the niggas and all the spics are out of america? i guess ill have a coke then"
-Rocko in Boondock Saints
Oh and how could i forget 1 of my favorite movies .... Army Of Darkness. That movie has so many awesome quotes.
"Yo, she bitch .... lets go"
"this ... is my BOOOM stick"
"shop smart, shop S-mart ... YOU GOT THAT!?"
"good .. bad .. im a guy with a gun"
"hail to the king baby"
Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some!
"Don't touch that please! Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures"
soldier: are all men from the future loud mouth braggots?
ash: no, just me baby, just me
"gimme some sugar baby"
"well HELLO Mr. Fancy Pants!, let me tell ya sumthin, you aint leadin but 2 things, jack & shit ... and jack left town"
"lady, im afraid im gonna hafta ask you to leave the store"
"The names Ash .... housewares"
"yea ... and maybe im a chinese jet pilot"
"honey .... you got real ugly"
hahaha theres so many priceless lines from that movie. I prolly forgot a bunch.
"Yo, she bitch .... lets go"
"this ... is my BOOOM stick"
"shop smart, shop S-mart ... YOU GOT THAT!?"
"good .. bad .. im a guy with a gun"
"hail to the king baby"
Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some!
"Don't touch that please! Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures"
soldier: are all men from the future loud mouth braggots?
ash: no, just me baby, just me
"gimme some sugar baby"
"well HELLO Mr. Fancy Pants!, let me tell ya sumthin, you aint leadin but 2 things, jack & shit ... and jack left town"
"lady, im afraid im gonna hafta ask you to leave the store"
"The names Ash .... housewares"
"yea ... and maybe im a chinese jet pilot"
"honey .... you got real ugly"
hahaha theres so many priceless lines from that movie. I prolly forgot a bunch.
Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Kumar: Yes... I think he did.
Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal.
[looks down to count money]
Neil Patrick Harris
rick.
Burger Shack Employee: Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen.
[bursts out laughing]
Harold: [Smirks] Semen.
Burger Shack Employee: Animal semen.
(as you can see, i just rented h&k go to wc)
Kumar: Yes... I think he did.
Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal.
[looks down to count money]
Neil Patrick Harris
rick. Burger Shack Employee: Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen.
[bursts out laughing]
Harold: [Smirks] Semen.
Burger Shack Employee: Animal semen.
(as you can see, i just rented h&k go to wc)
My favourite that comes to mind is:
Jules Winnfield: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
Samuel L Jackson executes lines so fuckin well.
And I love the opening scene from Ace Ventura:
Ace: "I have a package for you, sir."
Man: "Sounds broken."
Ace: "Most likely, I bet it was something nice, though!"
And Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavern: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"
Shooter McGavern: "No!"
Ofcourse Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"
Some of my favourite movies
Jules Winnfield: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
Samuel L Jackson executes lines so fuckin well.
And I love the opening scene from Ace Ventura:
Ace: "I have a package for you, sir."
Man: "Sounds broken."
Ace: "Most likely, I bet it was something nice, though!"
And Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavern: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"
Shooter McGavern: "No!"
Ofcourse Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"
Some of my favourite movies
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