Film & TV Best Movie Lines?

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Zero Cool

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My choices:

"I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no-one."

"Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her! "

[Tony Montana]

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

[Renton - Trainspotting]

"How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!"

[Jamal - How High]
 
k69atie

k69atie

SicC's Love
#2
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Zero Cool said:
My choices:

"I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no-one."

"Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her! "

[Tony Montana]

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

[Renton - Trainspotting]

"How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!"

[Jamal - How High]
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Lol, that line make me laugh!!! one of my favourite lines too!
 
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Cooper

Well-Known Member
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What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' niggers and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
 
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CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
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I was going to use that - nice noe man!

'Check out the big brain on Brad!'

'Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?'

'Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!'

'I just accidentally shot Marvin in the face.'

I recognize that none of the above are that good by themselves, but coupled with the audio & visual, that shit is fucking brilliant!


Also, Zero I hope your Trainspotting quote doesn't reflect your own view of the Scots.....
 
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CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
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#9
'I'll be your huckleberry' - Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. You need to hear it to love it.

"You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely." - Jack Nicholson in a Few Good Men.

On the subject of Jack, 'Here's Johnny!!!' - just thought I'd say it before someone else does.
 
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~live2tell~

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Stranger said:
I know peasent I was testing to see if anyone would catch on.

Another of my fave movie lines -

"I want to cum on saras face" from the movie "deep throat"
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No one was supposed to EVER hear about that asswash, goodbye...

:D
 
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CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
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#14
"You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory." - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

Did anybody else think Duvall's character was crazier than Brando's?
 
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CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
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#15
'If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the moreyou hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?' - R. Lee Ermery as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Do you maggots understand?!!
 
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Zero Cool

New Member
#16
#16
Two more classics:

"I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him...if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one who will break the peace we have made here today."

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

[Don Corleone & Fabrizio - The Godfather]
 
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CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
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#17
Rocco: You guys, what the fuck, how the fuck did you guys fucking fuck this, what the fuck did you guys.....FUCK!!!!

Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

- Boondock Saints
 
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Stranger

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#18
#18
^^^Are you sticking on the DVD's now so you can get some quotes from the movies :)

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu guyssssssssssssssssss" from Goonies also my fave.

I didnt understand anything you said sara, come to upper class so I can understand you, peasant.
 
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CalcuoCuchicheo

Little Miss Vixen
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The smaller ones I know off by heart.

The larger quotes that I remember as liking, I have to find on the net to make sure I don't fuck them up.

I am a 'movie buff'
 
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