40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

[ChrisZimbo]

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

lmao

 

[Troublesome1996]

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.


lmao, I was watching enemy at the gate the other day, Jude Laws Russian accent was awful.

 

[Preach]

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

lmao

 

[Saint33]

33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

i remember thinkin this a few times. #33 good number :thumb:

 

[KAMIKAZI]

lol, funny shit.

 

[PuffnScruff]

6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps
21. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.

 

[2Pax]

13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

So true, but who's complaining?