11/12 Premier League thread

[Bobby Sands]

david james to stoke on loan? should go through and portsmouth will further be doomed.

Stoke have pulled out of signing him.

not that i agree that he is as good as you think he is. overrated prick.

 

[hizzle?]

yea he would be available on a free

and he is a pretty good player.

No! No he is not!!!!

I watch the Ligue 1 regularly and he is not good! Most overrated player in France. He'd be good for Fulham, not 'Pool!

 

[hizzle?]

david james to stoke on loan? should go through and portsmouth will further be doomed.

Not really, Begovic is a damn good goalkeeper. If you ever happened to watch Portsmouth play this season, 90% of their goals were the fault of the defense, the keepers, whoever they were, had no chance.

Begovic was named Portsmouth's best player for the last month so the GK position is covered for them...

Now they have to concentrate on : LB, CB, RB, CM, LM, RM, ST, CF, SW, LW, RW,... you get my point.

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^exactly. James should retire and let that young keeper have his chance.

David James is a muppet imo. i wouldnt rate him as a top keeper either because of all the howlers he has made throughout his career. Liverpool would have won a league back in the 90s if it wasnt that clown and his "playstation addiction"

 

[Flipmo]

Nikola Kalinic has to be the unluckiest player ever. Poor guy keeps hitting the post or bar, and Big Sam is a big piece of crap manager.

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^Allardyce is one of the worst managers in that league. He hasnt a fucking clue. sad thing is, the English think he is great.

whining fat xenophobic prick. i cant stand him.

funny thing is, earlier in his career Allardyce managed Limerick City (not known as Limerick 37). they play in the first division of the Irish league. I live close to that City. Just shows how far he had come though.

 

[Illuminattile]

Mark Lawrenson is such a useless cock. I don't know why he still has a job.

It's happened. Finally. After all these years. To be frank, we're a little emotional.

It's an event rarer than Halley's Comet, rarer than rocking horse poo, rarer than a black Manchester United financial sheet, rarer than Daryl Harper getting an umpiring decision right, rarer than turning on the TV and not seeing David Tennant.

Mediawatch has been waiting for this day for some time, and we feel it deserves some sort of ceremony. So don your best togs, whiten those teeth so you look nice for the cameras, take a glass of complimentary Liebfraumilch and just sit back and enjoy it.

Here it is. Drum roll please...

From Mark Lawrenson's predictions column for The BBC Website: Stoke 2 Liverpool 1.

That's right dear reader - Mark Lawrenson has finally looked at the evidence, considered all eventualities, and finally come to the conclusion - for the first time this season, that Liverpool could lose a game.

It's just so unexpected, we don't know what to say. We should probably thank our parents...

Football365 | Mediawatch | The Page That Is Brought To You By The Letters 'H', 'O' And 'G'

 

[Duke]

I obviously have no idea who mark lawrenson is, but I still grinned at the article.

 

[Illuminattile]

Idiot Scouse football pundit, who posts his predictions on the BBC website despite being absolutely useless at it:

In 2001 he predicted United to retain the title, but Arsenal won it.
In 2002 he predicted Arsenal to retain the title, but United won it.
In 2003 he predicted United to retain the title, but Arsenal won it.
In 2004 he predicted Arsenal to retain the title, but Chelsea won it.
In 2005 he predicted Chelsea to retain the title, and they did.
In 2006 he predicted Chelsea to retain the title, but United won it.

This is when he realised his system obviously wasn't working, so he switched it up.

In 2007 he predicted Chelsea to win the title, but United retained.
In 2008 he predicted Chelsea to win the title, but United retained.
In 2009 he predicted us to retain, so we won't.

One correct prediction in 8 years. Insightful little fucker, isn't he?

 

[Bobby Sands]

wtf did he ever do to you or your beloved Man Utd beside kick their ass regularly when he was a player? He predicted that Liverpool would lose a game? like he always does. he is always criticising Liverpool every chance so surely you would be happy with that?

and he never stops prasing Manchester United much to the annoyance of most Liverpool fans.

and fyi and i did not expect you know this because you seem to have very little knowledge of anything that isnt Manchester United related, Mark Lawrenson was born in Preston and played for the Republic of Ireland so he is not a scouser. I dont particularly like him either nor do many Liverpool nowadays because his lack of support for his former club but your hate for scousers is ridiculous.

i remember you came on here before stating how you absolutely hated scousers. do i come on here saying i hate Mancs just because i despise Manchester United? no i dont. why do you broadcast it over the internet? why not go down to Liverpool the next time Manchester United play down there and express your hate where they can hear you. but expect a good hiding afterwards like most of the Manchester United fans got in Liverpool after the game earlier this season.

and try posting something that isnt Man Utd related for once.

there is other football besides Manchester United and football did not begin in 1993.

Dont be worrying about Liverpool either. Manchester United have their own problems on the way by the looks of things.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I don't like him either. Lol @ the BBC removing anything that mentioned Lawro finally predicting a Liverpool loss.

And to be totally fair, Bobby you come on here calling nearly every Man Utd player a prick and I don't think any Man Utd fan on here has said that about a Liverpool player.

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^actually he does.

yea i do. not all of them but i cant stand Evra, Vidic and Fletcher. not many opposition supporters would like those players i reckon. Besides, he has often come on here saying similar about Gerrard and Carragher. i know you dont though.

besides i call plenty of other players pricks and the like besides just Man utd ones.

saying that you hate scousers is much worse than shit talking about players imo. its just retarded. thats saying that you hate every person from Liverpool. i have met alot of extremely nice people from Liverpool the times ive been over there.

 

[Bobby Sands]

weak spineless shower of fuckers.

that said Liverpool had a clear penalty that wasnt given and Higginbottom should have been sent off. and id love to see the build up that led to the corner from which Stoke scored again. i think the Stoke player kicked it out.

the team he put out was a disgrace as well. we have 6 defenders on the pitch and 2 defensive midfielders against a side we beat 5-0 couple of months ago.

the league is a joke anyway. absolute rubbish. to think that the deluded cunts over there think its the best league in the world. it is in its fuck. La Liga is 100 times better than this rubbish. English football is horrible in comparison.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Stoke play some awful football. It's shockingly bad. Some of those players are on big wages and all they do is kick the ball as high as they can.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Diouf on his home debut

 

[lyrical start]

weak spineless shower of fuckers.

that said Liverpool had a clear penalty that wasnt given and Higginbottom should have been sent off. and id love to see the build up that led to the corner from which Stoke scored again. i think the Stoke player kicked it out.

the team he put out was a disgrace as well. we have 6 defenders on the pitch and 2 defensive midfielders against a side we beat 5-0 couple of months ago.

the league is a joke anyway. absolute rubbish. to think that the deluded cunts over there think its the best league in the world. it is in its fuck. La Liga is 100 times better than this rubbish. English football is horrible in comparison.

Tissue?

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^nah. save them all for yourself. you'll need them for when Arsenal are eliminated from the Champions League again.

 

[Sebastian]

weak spineless shower of fuckers.

that said Liverpool had a clear penalty that wasnt given and Higginbottom should have been sent off. and id love to see the build up that led to the corner from which Stoke scored again. i think the Stoke player kicked it out.

the team he put out was a disgrace as well. we have 6 defenders on the pitch and 2 defensive midfielders against a side we beat 5-0 couple of months ago.

the league is a joke anyway. absolute rubbish. to think that the deluded cunts over there think its the best league in the world. it is in its fuck. La Liga is 100 times better than this rubbish. English football is horrible in comparison.

You are completely out of your mind.

 

[lyrical start]

^^nah. save them all for yourself. you'll need them for when Arsenal are eliminated from the Champions League again.

lool.. You're gonna have to wait a very loooong time to feature in the CL again..

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^no just showing emotion directly after the final whistle of a game where my team conceded in the very last minute yet again.

wouldnt expect someone like you to understand that though.