''Chosen one'' my ass. I had this Jew (my boss, I actually thought he was a fair Jew compare to others I know until he said this) tell me that you can't convert into Judaism. He goes people covert into different religions from Christian to Muslim and vice versa but a Christian can not convert into Judaism, not because there is some written law, but he says because "it is hard to be a Jew". I almost burst into laughter, only thing that kept me from doing that is I was reminded he was my boss and like I said, I always thought he was a decent Jew so I kinda respected him. So, I just said okkkaaaay. He goes its not easy to be a Jew, you gotta do this and that, you gotta pray so much, go to the Rabbi meetings or some shit he said, you gotta study Torah everyday and such and such. Basically saying that Jews have much more responsibilities than Christians.
I live in vast majority of Jewish community neighborhood. I know these fucks from hair to toe, know who they are and what they're about. And I mean Jews like the ones with long beards, wearing black coats middle of the freakin summer and high white socks, the real religious fuckers. They are so isolated from others its like they're living in their own world. You walk in their store, they won't pay attention to you if your somebody other than Jew, they treat you like shit. They are paranoid. When I walk on the sidewalk, some of the fucks turn around and cross the street and walk on the other sidewalk just so I don't go pass them thinking I might do something to them. Not to mention they are the essence of whores. Who knew Jews were freaks. But, they go fuck around with their cousins and close relatives. The only good thing about them in their miserable culture that I like is they help each other out. I mean if you're a Jew and have paperwork that proves it, you can literally walk into Jewish residence and ask them for money, they call it tsedaka. Show bills or some depth and say you have financial problems and they will help you out big time. Some might give you as much as up to thousand dollars, it all depends on the what kind of paper you have. Thats it, this is the only good thing about them (imagine only if Christians were like this, how great we would be).
(you know i love you cooper, just funny wording) bacho is a tool. he's a tool, tool tool tool, he's a tool. i use his kind to have my food served at burger king.
