who did smackdown draft?
*SPOILERS*
You need to watch Smackdown this week because of three little words: Blue World Order.
JBL comes out and complains about last week's "screwjob", says it makes the Montreal Screwjob "look like a parking ticket". Hiss music plays and the bWo (Stevie Richards, Blue Meanie, and Simon "Nova" Dean) come out in his limo, dressed and acting like The Cabinet. Bradshaw calls Meanie a fat bitch, leading to a Blue Meanie vs. JBL match later. This is all WWE cashing in on the real life altercation between the two at One Night Stand.
Chris Benoit beats Booker T in a United States Title #1 contendership match with the Crossface. Benoit should be higher up the card than the US title. Christian didn't get involved, so the Christian vs. Booker feud I sensed last week might not be going ahead.
Rey Mysterio pleads with Eddie Guerrero to not tell the world "the truth", so Eddie makes him tag with him against MNM in a Tag Title match.
Blue Meanie beats JBL in a No DQ match thanks to interference from Batista. Stevie Richards and Nova also intefere, JBL bleeds hardway from a Richards charishot (i.e. from the actual impact of the chair, not from blading like they usually do).
Muhammad Hassan and Daviari complain about last week's main event, and how Hassan wasn't actually eliminated. Teddy Long makes Muhammed vs. Undertaker in a #1 Contenders match for The World Heavyweight Championship at the Great American Bash PPV. Then he books Daivari against Undertaker tonight.
MNM beat Eddie and Rey in a Tag Titles match. Eddie hits the Frog Splash, but pulls one of MNM up after two. Eddie tags in Rey and then attacks him. MNM win with their finisher. Eddie taunts Rey after the match and makes him act a servant to him, using "the truth" as blackmail.
Matt Morgan vs. William Regal didn't take place because the Mexicools attacked Morgan. Regal didn't even come down to the ring. Morgan was a heel last time I saw him, so it seems weird for the Mexicools to attack him. Still don't know whether Regal's a face or a heel. Juvi cut a promo in which he did the old "if I pull my eyes like this I look Oriental" thing. We get "sand people", we get Mexicans who don't wanna be Mexican...WWE is a real haven of political correctness, huh?
Undertaker squashes Daviari. Post-match five masked men come out, beat the hell out of 'Taker. Hassan puts him in the Camel Clutch. The five guys carry Daviari to the back on their shoulders. They were a bunch of
terrorist-looking motherfuckers so it looks like Hassan might have got himself an Al-Qaeda-esque "Terror Network". *sigh*
Batista beats Christian with his Batista Bomb. JBL and Orlando Jordan attack post-match, Batista fights back and JBL uses OJ as a shield. OJ gets Batista Bomb'd and JBL flees.