Too Hot :(

Prize Gotti

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I would normally be the last to complain about having a great hot summer in the UK, considering all the shit weather we experience. But its too fucking hot. Its not even sunny, there's cloud covering the sky, yet I'm sweating balls.

If you would all paypal me some money so I can buy an AC unit, I'll post SiGh nudes.
 
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Today, a mosquito flew and landed on my pinky finger. It was a rather large mosquito. If I had looked away or otherwise had been unaware that it was about to sting me, I probably wouldn't have noticed it. But I watched with great anticipation as his suckermouth fumbled across the surface of my finger, before it thrusted it through my skin. I could actually feel it puncture me. It started sucking my blood, and I watched. And I kept watching. It sucked itself completely full. One noteworthy observation I made was that the mosquito had to struggle to retract it's suckermouth from the puncture hole. It used its back legs for extra support, but slipped and had to readjust it's stance before attempting to break free again. On the second attempt he made it, and I watched him as he flew away, carrying a droplet of my blood. Then I finished the joint, got in the car, and drove home.

I gave purpose to a life, and helped bring about thousands of new lives with a simple gesture.
 
Today, a mosquito flew and landed on my pinky finger. It was a rather large mosquito. If I had looked away or otherwise had been unaware that it was about to sting me, I probably wouldn't have noticed it. But I watched with great anticipation as his suckermouth fumbled across the surface of my finger, before it thrusted it through my skin. I could actually feel it puncture me. It started sucking my blood, and I watched. And I kept watching. It sucked itself completely full. One noteworthy observation I made was that the mosquito had to struggle to retract it's suckermouth from the puncture hole. It used its back legs for extra support, but slipped and had to readjust it's stance before attempting to break free again. On the second attempt he made it, and I watched him as he flew away, carrying a droplet of my blood. Then I finished the joint, got in the car, and drove home.

I gave purpose to a life, and helped bring about thousands of new lives with a simple gesture.

It makes me wonder, if a Mosquito sucks the blood of some one thats drunk or under the influence of drugs, does it have the same affect on the mosquito? If so, I bet that same Mosquito is now buzzing around outside the closest McDonalds.
 
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too right it's hot, getting into the car after high noon is like getting into a sauna, good thing there's air conditioning in there otherwise i would have to take my socks off
 
hot in here too. About 30-32 degrees for the whole week.
As I'm typing this I'm sweating like hell and have to take a shower 2nd time today :(
 
Yesterday was perfect. Canada day, sunny, 23C, and a strong breeze.

We deserve it after having weeks of -40 to -50C this winter.
 

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