Even Superman has kryptonite. Fernando Torres can be neutralised — how to do so is the surprise. You make him face a certain Premier League side and they are not Manchester United, not Chelsea and not Arsenal. There is one team the world's deadliest centre-forward feels ineffective against: Aston Villa. During his brief but goal-studded career in English football, Torres has embarrassed Nemanja Vidic and got the better of the likes of Rio Ferdinand and John Terry, yet put him in with Curtis Davies and Carlos Cuellar and — in his own mind at least — the Spaniard becomes tame.