Do you like these?

[Duke]

Mandarin oranges!

I think they are de-lic!

 

[Sebastian]

Depends.

 

[Flipmo]

 

[Duke]

Depends.

You useless Jerry cunt!

 

[S. Fourteen]

I just want to fuck you and make you my man darling.


Anyway, I'm in the process of getting some dwarf citrus trees for my indoor garden. Maybe some lemon and key lime. I've been told they're easy to take care of...

Just piss in a cup, filter, gargle and spit, repeat

piss, filter, gargle and spit, repeat

 

[Duke]

^ lmao

 

[Shadows]

only if they don't have seeds in them. I am an impatient fucker when it comes to fruit and vegetables.

 

[Duke]

^ The cool thing about the mandarin is you can hold a slice up to the light and you can see if it has a seed or not.

I agree with you that the non-seeded ones are generally more pleasant eating, but seeds will allow you a justified gargle-spit.

 

[_carmi]

only if they don't have seeds in them. I am an impatient fucker when it comes to fruit and vegetables.

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