The Tribe called Streethop - a Streethop story

[masta247]

Hello my brothers and sisters. It's 6:20am here and I'm about to have a strange day so I came up with a great, stupid idea I already like. Soo...
Have you ever wondered how would Streethop look as a tribe? If we all had to live in a small "village" called "Streethopia" and it all took place 50.000 years ago? I'm sure nobody had an idea that would be that weird.
Our village would stand on the fallen city of Tupacboardia where many skilled warriors fought for our independence. Unfortunately most of them died or betrayed us. Only the greatest ones remained to form a settlement out of the remains and dead bodies of those traitors.
So we would have a tribe leader called Rukas the Terrific (Caesar after being dethroned by himself), a witch doctor The Healing Jokerman and a scout called Sigh (because he rarely visits our village).

Soo... Who wants to continue my great story? :unsure:

 

[Flipmo]

Have you been drinking?

 

[masta247]

Don't ruin my thread you bad man
Contribute to my story xoxo

 

[Shadows]

^It's funny but I know how it feels.

Da Punk hanging out with all of our kids. Flipmo, the joking mercenary, making you like his jokes meanwhile he cons you. Casey, the musician with knowledge in his lyrics. Duke, the farm boy, appreciating all the animals....

 

[Stred]

if there was a porn shop 50,000 years ago in Streethopia, Hizzle would own it.

 

[S. Fourteen]

The settlement saw a time of peace but the population soon decreased due to many settlers leaving the land to seek a new life in the Republic of Reddit and Nation of Digg.

 

[Shadows]

if there was a porn shop 50,000 years ago in Streethopia, Hizzle would own it.

Hizzle, Worlds first PIMP for a Whore House, Farzin seducts them and Thuggy scares them to stay there. Come get your women for some shinny rocks. 2 women for 1 rock specials. :nuts:

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

lol wow strange thread...what's happening masta?

 

[hizzle?]

Go make me a pierozki you Polish drunk.

 

[Preach]

masta, the guy in your avatar looks like he is about to put his fist up someone's anus.

 

[Duke]

masta, the guy in your avatar looks like he is about to put his fist up someone's anus.

He did. Didn't even call the next day

 

[Preach]

He did. Didn't even call the next day

That's because you always allow fisting on the first date. Jeez, try letting them work for it for a change...

 

[hizzle?]

hahaha @ my porn shop!

Alright well I think that in the great village of Streethopia, Masta would be the inventor, because he knows a lot about technology. He would be inventing things like Firey Flashlights.

I think that Duke and Chronic would own the first Coffee Shop, offering illegal products like DeathRowForumia weed (Old Schoolers will understand why I chose that forum haha), 4chania hashish and uselessjunk.comia mushrooms.

Woody and Stred would be the village drunks, walking around town, swearing the mothers of innocent children.

 

[Duke]

Co-running the drugs shop would work well in combination with my farming. :thumb:

 

[Bender]

lol @ rukas being dethroned by himself, caesar has no character of his own, but all the powers of the super duper mod, makes me think there should be a streethop comic book section/forum, where each of us has our own charachteristics and special powers, dual personalities and all, and post stories of our encounters

 

[Jokerman]

live in a small "village" called "Streethopia" and it all took place 50.000 years ago?

Why 50,000 years ago? I think the Middle Ages would have been better. At least we'd have something more familir to work with.

Then did King Rukas do call Sir Duke, Sir Sofi, Sir hizzle, and Sir Shadows, and commanded then to go straight to Sir Caesar, and say ye to him that hastily he remove out of my land; and if he will not, bid him make him ready to battle and not distress fair damosel keco.

 

[Duke]

I concur, middle ages would be smashing. I can be a fair knight!

And..part time herbalist.

 

[Bender]

our tribe must unite allies and wage war on other forums, who's with me

don't back down now you started this streethopia tribe

 

[hizzle?]

Streethopia. What what.

 

[hizzle?]

Also, SicC would be the hooded executioner, banning citizens who do not obey Streethopia's guidelines, engraved in stone by the mythical King Jon.