Home Remedies

[vg4030]

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

 

[hizzle?]

lmfao @ 6!

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Thanks. The first one always happens to me.

 

[Shadows]

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

I gotta use 5 on my girl.

I hate having to hear the alarm over and over again when I am not even supposed to be up.

 

[Duke]

Those were good.

 

[_carmi]

I gotta use 5 on my girl.

I hate having to hear the alarm over and over again when I am not even supposed to be up.

it's a bitch eh?

 

[Snowman]

i wouldnt wanna pour hot boiling water down my throat when choking on a ice cube.

interesting theories though

 

[vg4030]

I gotta use 5 on my girl.

I hate having to hear the alarm over and over again when I am not even supposed to be up.

LMAO I do that

... seriously pisses off wifey in the morning cos its goes on for like 45 mins lol

 

[Duke]

^ You are a horrible person. Almost as horrible as Preach.

 

[vg4030]

Here's the bad part... I use my cell phone which has an alarm AND vibrate so it makes even more noise on the side table :moody:

 

[Bender]

i like the idea of the mousetrap, would be better though if i had an alarm clock that gave me an electric shock for hitting the snooze button