How many ...

[Bender]

... wanks you had this new year?

a dude was asking everyone at my workplace this question yesterday, my response was 'i don't keep a wank diary' ... lmao

 

[Duke]

I don't count either. I could "retrace my steps" but I don't feel like it.

Did you punch your co-worker for asking such questions?

 

[linx]

what the fuck?

 

[Bender]

.

Did you punch your co-worker for asking such questions?

my response was a punch-line!

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Eighteen!

Number 14 was the best, not too fond of the 8th one though..:blink:

 

[Preach]

six... yesterday. you do the math.

 

[Bender]

Eighteen!

Number 14 was the best, not too fond of the 8th one though..:blink:

i bet you keep a tally too

 

[S O F I]

what? you don't keep a wank diary?

weirdo.

 

[Tha_Wood]

none.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Eighteen!

Number 14 was the best, not too fond of the 8th one though..:blink:

Was the 8th one the one that got interrupted by me and Dilla beefing?

 

[vg4030]

... wanks you had this new year?

a dude was asking everyone at my workplace this question yesterday, my response was 'i don't keep a wank diary' ... lmao

Do you work at a gay bar?

Anyway, none for me :suspicious:

 

[Euphanasia]

what the fuck is a wank, an erection?

 

[vg4030]

what the fuck is a wank, an erection?

LOL!

Its an english term for tossing off

 

[keco52]

I dk 1 or 2 or 3....probably 1

 

[Preach]

LOL!

Its an english term for tossing off

LOL! So is "tossing off", you british cunt.

It's an expression for stroking the salami. You know, cleaning out the pistol.

 

[Bobby Sands]

and a wanker or tosser is somebody who does it regularly, although they are used to insult anyone really.

you fucking wanker.

 

[Preach]

you fucking wanker.

shut your pie hole, tosser.

is teabagging also of british heritage?

 

[Bobby Sands]

lol

im not British so i wouldnt know

 

[vg4030]

LOL! So is "tossing off", you british cunt.

It's an expression for stroking the salami. You know, cleaning out the pistol.

Shit.. lol I didnt realise americans had such limited vocabulary!

Whats the difference between an egg and a wank??

...................

You can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank!!!!













An oldie but goodie :nuts:

 

[Bender]

and a wanker or tosser is somebody who does it regularly, although they are used to insult anyone really.

yeah i noticed that too, no dissing other people like asking how many wanks they've had, thats why i said i dont keep a wank diary