Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop

[S. Fourteen]

"Here at Apple, we like to think that we're giving customers features they don't even realize they want yet.."


Gold

 

[Jokerman]

The aardvark admitted it was wrong.

"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away."

 

[Shadows]

Epic Fail?

 

[S. Fourteen]

"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away."

"Couldn't be simpler"

"One Button. Endless Possibilities"

Gold

 

[Duke]

If it's not made entirely out of candy, I'm not interested.

 

[vg4030]

That looks like such a bitch to use, Im assuming Mac users dont type essays?

 

[Sebastian]

Epic Fail?

Probably.

 

[Prize Gotti]

...are you all being sarcastic or did you all miss the fact that it was The Onion?

 

[vg4030]

...are you all being sarcastic or did you all miss the fact that it was The Onion?

I admit I only watched up to the typing section and totally missed the onion :embarresd:

 

[Preach]

What's the onion? Besides the vegetable? This is a spoof?

 

[Duke]

That is actually amazingly well done.

 

[vg4030]

What's the onion? Besides the vegetable? This is a spoof?

Yeah pretty much, it starts off sounding really believable then you can tell its a joke..

check out
Home | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Prize Gotti]

What's the onion? Besides the vegetable? This is a spoof?

TheOnion.Com

They make up funny spoof reports and broadcast them on their site. Some of the stuff is hilarious.

 

[vg4030]

Whatever Apple do, they need to get their stock price back to the $150 mark... Im down a shit load right now:fury:

 

[ARon]

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and it's made by Apple."

For most of them it's the Truth!

Lmao the chick at the end is hilarious too.

"If people will use it for actual work and not just dicking around."

God I love the Onion. Their horoscopes are funny as shit.

 

[_carmi]

Love it