Drunk!!!

[raywaters11]

And unlike most of you, I can text coherently while drinking. Ahem, da funk...

Okay So I am drunk and I think I may have feelings for a friend, I used to like her, she used to like me, and we hung out tonight. My friend fucked her ugly friend while we hung out in an old abandoned building, just a lot of hugging, no kissing or anything. She isn't as pretty as most of the girls I date, but her personality is way better than any of them. For all you stalking me on MySpace, she is my number three friend.

So thats whassup with tonight, and I like this blogging while I'm drunk shit. Even tho it took me twenty minutes to type this. Maybe I'll remember it all after reading about it tomorrow. Maybe.

Damn I type a lot more proper while drinking, huh? I might hit up Halo 3 after I log off. I took a five hour energy shot and it's working!! I'm wired bitches. Still have beer left too. Fuck you all.

I love you bitches.

 

[raywaters11]

Okay I said text and meant to say type... My bad...

 

[Stred]

I often think like this when I'm drunk, then i jack off and remind myself shes fat.

 

[raywaters11]

yeah she is bigger than most of the girls i date.

great personality, but damn im just so shallow idk if i can look past it...

p.s. i cant jack off, my friend is asleep in the floor lol.

 

[Stred]

spiderman his ass

 

[raywaters11]

lmfao
i would
but wouldnt that make me gat?
lol fuck it.
sperm on his face.

 

[Stred]

i just creeped your myspace, she aint that good man.. go for that jamie bird, she's cute

 

[raywaters11]

jamie is fuckin in love with me
but jamie is also sicteen lol
16 will get you twenty........

 

[vg4030]

yeah she is bigger than most of the girls i date.

great personality, but damn im just so shallow idk if i can look past it...

p.s. i cant jack off, my friend is asleep in the floor lol.

Post a pic of her, if you get at least a 90% jerk rate from the members here.. I say go for it

 

[Shadows]

Denise the one with the BF?

Im confused.

 

[Duke]

This thread went south quite quickly.

 

[raywaters11]

Your mom went south quite quickly.. Ha, had to do it.


Okay so I didn't get my ass kicked by any girls, to make my thread very interesting... But I almost did. We were in the car and my friend's fat friend said she was gonna slap me, cuz i'm an asshole. And i told her I don't like her and she's a smartass bitch. She didnt like that for some reason and kept on with the whole 'i'll slap you' bullshit, then my guy friend said if she slaps me, he'll kick her ass and blah blah blah. She didn't slap me tho. And my friend fucked her. And she is fuckin fat and ugly.

 

[Duke]

Nah the point was that there are some people almost "following" your semi-relationships, dating life.


I just find that a very, VERY feminine thing to do

 

[raywaters11]

Lol shit why not, it's interesting. I live a fucked up life and I love it. I babysit retards, screw jailbait, get my heart broken and bitch about it online, and then start the whole process over. It's the drunken circle of life.

It's like watching the Real World: Kentucky.

Next week, I get in a fight with my brother because he calls dibs on fuckin' mom for New Years and I get jealous. Stay tuned.

 

[_carmi]

lol me I loved the end of your message: the "I love you bitches".

 

[raywaters11]

haha im just poetic like that, carmi.

 

[Sebastian]

You will die at a young age.

 

[dillaxx]

The quote in your signature makes no sense since you lost your mod spot.

 

[Sebastian]

In my heart i will always be a mod.

 

[dillaxx]

In mine, yo will always be a faggot.

Everyone, what will Sebastard be in your heart?