Yesterday I Ate Such Garbage

Euphanasia

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I'm surprised I didn't die. Yesterday I ate

1) a big mac meal
2) a bowl of chocolate almond ice cream
3) 20-25 hot wings
4) several heaping pitchers of draft beer

that's it. absolutely terrible. i woke up today and thought, holy shit. i need to make sure i never do that again or i'll be dead soon.
 
I can't eat at junk food spots anymore, places like McDonalds are a no-no to me. I get immediate mud butt. It just goes through me, so I try to eat at healthier spots.

I'm scared to know what you'll kaka after eating all that, if some new species of creature comes out of you, remember where you heard it first.
 
^Many people are like that.

I know i have gotten it as well.
It's because you are not used to McDonald food and if you do not eat it frequently then this is what happens. I told that to a doctor once and i told him i dont eat it very often maybe once or twice a year and he said dont even do that.
 
I don't know why but everybody keeps telling me that fast foods are not healthy.
The thing is that I always feel really good after eating a pizza or a big mac. It's tasty, I feel really satisfied after a meal and I don't get fat.
Sometimes I think it's all bullshit about how terribly unhealthy it is. Probably it does contain a lot of fat and salt but its "poison" status is overrated.
 
I can't eat at junk food spots anymore, places like McDonalds are a no-no to me. I get immediate mud butt. It just goes through me, so I try to eat at healthier spots.

I'm scared to know what you'll kaka after eating all that, if some new species of creature comes out of you, remember where you heard it first.

you have to be the crudest fucker on this board lol
 
I thought I was the only one.. if I eat at any fast food place (other than Taco Bell for some odd reason) I'm sick and can't do anything else for the rest of the day/night. It's very weird. I eat about 85% Organics though, but I still want to be able to run out to random fast food joint every now and then and eat crap too!:notrust:

There was a Happy Hour at work last week. We had hot wings, mini burgers and alcohol. LMAO, so many people were sick.
 
Dude, I dont wanna read any of your lame ass stories if it doesnt involve you getting your ass beat by a girl... Now go drink some more beer and head to the nearest bar.. Ill be waiting for the report:P
 
Maybe you guys have problems with digestion. I wouldn't blame it all on the quality of food.

I never had problems with it.
 
Maybe you guys have problems with digestion. I wouldn't blame it all on the quality of food.

I never had problems with it.

I think all these people who get the shits are trying to say they have a 'refined' stomach and would never lower themselves to eat fast food :P

They do however smoke shit loads of weed and drink like fish, so I guess it balances out
 
You are what you eat. It's no coincidence that fast food is linked to Alzheimers and cancer etc.

If you want bad skin, no energy, weak erections and the feeling of always being tired, keep eating that fast food.

Once a week is more than enough. At least go to Subway, where *some* of the vegetables are relatively fresh. When I say relatively I mean like a week old. That's compared to McDonalds etc who keep their food frozen for weeks.
 
Once a week is more than enough. At least go to Subway, where *some* of the vegetables are relatively fresh. When I say relatively I mean like a week old. That's compared to McDonalds etc who keep their food frozen for weeks.

You are what you say....

Here in the US, the lettuce used by McDonalds is the same vacuum sealed lettuce used at Subway, Quiznos, BK, etc. The tomatoes, onions, etc are shipped and stored in their refrigerator much like the vegetables you buy at the grocery store. There aren't any significant difference. McDonalds practice of freezing their food is the same thing as you or whoever else buying meat and preserving it in the freezer.

Your attempt to defend Subway reeks of market gimmickry.
 
You are what you say....

Here in the US, the lettuce used by McDonalds is the same vacuum sealed lettuce used at Subway, Quiznos, BK, etc. The tomatoes, onions, etc are shipped and stored in their refrigerator much like the vegetables you buy at the grocery store. There aren't any significant difference. McDonalds practice of freezing their food is the same thing as you or whoever else buying meat and preserving it in the freezer.

Your attempt to defend Subway reeks of market gimmickry.

It's not market gimmickry. That really is the case here in the UK, I've got friends who've worked at both and told me as much. Subway isn't a great deal better......but a Sub is still better for you than a Big Mac meal.

I don't have any reason to defend Subway.
 
i do blame the food...

if i eat good food, like grilled chicken and salad, i have no problems later on.

if i eat, a cheeseburger and french fries, its death time for the toilet. if i eat taco bell, it doesnt make me shit or anything, just massive stomach aches. same with chinese food.

ideally, i'd love to eat healthy for all the right reasons, plus it just tastes better. but with work schedules, its difficult.
 
I think all these people who get the shits are trying to say they have a 'refined' stomach and would never lower themselves to eat fast food :P

They do however smoke shit loads of weed and drink like fish, so I guess it balances out

Not the case all the time, i don't smoke or drink.
 

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