Flea Bites!

[Bender]

I got like a dozen flea bites on my ankles, they are itching to fuck.

The strange thing is there is no pets in my house/room, and I don't know anyone who owns a pet. So how do I end up getting fucking flea bites all over my trunk shit?

Can someone explain? maybe someone who's knowledgeable on this subject

 

[dillaxx]

I got like a dozen flea bites on my ankles, they are itching to fuck.

The strange thing is there is no pets in my house/room, and I don't know anyone who owns a pet. So how do I end up getting fucking flea bites all over my trunk shit?

Can someone explain? maybe someone who's knowledgeable on this subject

Prepare for all types of jokes on how you got fleas.

 

[lii]

r u sure theyre flea bites? maybe its another type of insect

 

[Fataldawg]

I got like a dozen flea bites on my ankles, they are itching to fuck.

The strange thing is there is no pets in my house/room, and I don't know anyone who owns a pet. So how do I end up getting fucking flea bites all over my trunk shit?

Can someone explain? maybe someone who's knowledgeable on this subject

Are they like little red dots that itch really bad? I've got them before on my ankles a few years ago but not sure exactly how since my place is clean and didn't go anywhere that day. They'll stop itching in like a day if thats what it is.

 

[Bender]

Prepare for all types of jokes on how you got fleas.

I will, since you didn't make any. Is your satirical muse failing you this evening dilla? it is not like you man

r u sure theyre flea bites? maybe its another type of insect

Fuck knows, they are flea bites, motherfuckin bites of fleas ... how else can I describe them ?

Are they like little red dots that itch really bad? I've got them before on my ankles a few years ago but not sure exactly how since my place is clean and didn't go anywhere that day. They'll stop itching in like a day if thats what it is.

Fuck no, they don't stop itching in a day. The scabs form and then them bichi's itch even more. you all know what a flea bite is

 

[dillaxx]

I will, since you didn't make any. Is your satirical muse failing you this evening dilla? it is not like you man

Um, no. I was talking about the people that constantly rag on you. Woodie, Funk, ray, etc.

 

[Bender]

^ me and ray are best buddies behind the scenes like woody is just egocentric, and da funk probably doesn't know any good flea jokes, lol

 

[dillaxx]

^ me and ray are best buddies behind the scenes like woody is just egocentric, and da funk probably doesn't know any good flea jokes, lol

Oh ok then. Well, all is well. :embarresd:

 

[Stred]

lol i didn't know dinosaurs could get fleas

 

[Bender]

^ c'mon stred, I am not that old. It is Jeremy who is the dinosaur

 

[Caesar]

Bed bugs?

 

[Prize Gotti]

Dirty kitchens.

 

[raywaters11]

crabs of the ankle?

talk about pussy-footin around...

 

[Bender]

Bed bugs?

possibly. I am gonna change my sheets today and get the fucking Dyson on the mattress

dirty kitchenss?

the last kitchen I worked in had a mice infestation in the building, as to weather mice have fleas is another question

crabs of the ankle?

haha, no, I don't think so anyway. You aren't going to get me to shave my legs

 

[vg4030]

It sounds like mosquito bites?

They normally go for feet as they are attracted by the smell:weird:

....seriously

 

[Bender]

they don't look like mosquito bites. they look like mini volcano type bites, mine are not like that, just red dots

 

[raywaters11]

i shave my legs lol, no shit


maybe its chiggers? for real. they are almost ALWAYS on the ankle.

 

[Chronic]

A lady of the night deserves more than a dirty motel bed.

 

[Bender]

i shave my legs lol, no shit


maybe its chiggers? for real. they are almost ALWAYS on the ankle.

It can't be chiggers, they thrive in tropical climates.


My bed is clean, chronic, not that that's an invitation.

I'm waiting to spot the pest so I can swat the motherfucker with my fly-swatter

 

[Shadows]

Vacuum everywhere, under your coach cushions...everything! Then put powder freshener on the floor and clean all your laundary and stuff.

I've noticed bites on me too and @ work we got some rats outside where i go sometimes so that could be it.

but i only have about two or so bites...