Lol

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.

Xing (pictured in his compromising situation) was apparently feeling lonely in
the park late at night when he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench. Apparently ignorant of spatial realities, it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized he could no longer extract his manhood from the bench, panicked and called the police.

By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.

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[Flipmo]

 

[TheCat]

that picture of
pat bateman is magic.

i live in hong kong just now, i never heard about this in the news untill now. funny story.

 

[Da_Funk]

He must've taken quite a few viagra to have a hard on for that long.

 

[Rahim]

he should stick to baked goods instead.

 

[Prize Gotti]

he should stick to baked goods instead.

Or a good steak.

 

[Rahim]

Or a good steak.

lol or that..

 

[raywaters11]

if it can fit into one of those numerous holes, is it even worth having?


go fuck a pop bottle or somethin instead

 

[Bender]

at least he got 15 minutes of fame, or should I say frame.

lol

 

[Butt Rubber]

does he think hes kamikazi