Inner Movement 'Get out': How to get out of military duty/service...

[Sign Related]

Just say you're gay. It goes against their law. So if you ever get drafted you know what to say if they supposed to uphold their law.

Then when you get out just say you're not gay no more for some reason. lol. Or you could still say you're gay, but just not the homosexual gay. Yeah, go with gay as in just happy.

Think this would work with that dont ask, dont tell law they have? If it does, dont thank me, you can thank gays with a wink for making it possible to have a way out.

 

[Da_Funk]

Thanks for the heads up man. I'll be sure to try this when the military calls on me :thumb:

 

[S. Fourteen]

Useless. When the next big one hits, where you stick your ding dong isn't going to matter to anyone. You'll be looting Wal Mart for guns and ammo, and I'm not talking about the magazine.

The enemy will not be wearing camouflage at first. Actually, they might already be in your town, perfectly blended into your peaceful community.

When the simultaneous bio-weapon attack occurs in at least 6 major cities within the US mainland, it'll take less than 48 hours for the remaining airborne division to deploy (the rest will be on foreign soil) - the US will most likely give it all they got - which is a big tactical mistake. Hawaii will be gone before they take out communication while the fleet of foreign submarines will be lurking about around major US ports, waiting for their cue. The superior air power of the United States isn't going to be effective because this will be an unconventional warfare from the get go. When the boys in unfamiliar camouflage finally shows up, the draft will be the last thing on your mind because you'll be struggling to stay alive since your own neighbors will be fighting you to get any supply they can get from your home.

All I can say is - enter Wal Mart from the Lawn&Garden section -- it's closer to Sporting Goods. They also keep extra stock of ammo near the managers office in the back, so check that too.

 

[Dogmatic187]

^^I gotta get me some of your weed, seriously.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Seriously, I'm not smoking right now. I called my guy today and he says tomorrow. Please hope for the best.

[edit] actually, I called him yesterday, and today is the day he's getting some. You know what that means? My bio-clock is way fucked.

 

[Dogmatic187]

cocaine's a helluva drug.

 

[S. Fourteen]

It's also a hell of a waste of money.

I'm into vaporizers these days. It's cleaner and efficient. But there are times when I prefer to inhale all the junk because it's a different feeling. Vaporizing is like one or two steps shy of taking THC pills - meaning - where's all the fun?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I dont want to be gay.

 

[EDouble]

Whyd anybody want out

 

[Preach]

"if it does, don't thank me" lol.

so let's say i'm going to the army. should i put all my money that your tip works out for me? what if it doesn't and i do have to go to the army, but i made plans as if i weren't because i thought you had me covered with your super secret. lol. you can't call a thread "how to get out of" and then ask people if they think it would work, you know?

 

[Bobby Sands]

Useless. When the next big one hits, where you stick your ding dong isn't going to matter to anyone. You'll be looting Wal Mart for guns and ammo, and I'm not talking about the magazine.

The enemy will not be wearing camouflage at first. Actually, they might already be in your town, perfectly blended into your peaceful community.

When the simultaneous bio-weapon attack occurs in at least 6 major cities within the US mainland, it'll take less than 48 hours for the remaining airborne division to deploy (the rest will be on foreign soil) - the US will most likely give it all they got - which is a big tactical mistake. Hawaii will be gone before they take out communication while the fleet of foreign submarines will be lurking about around major US ports, waiting for their cue. The superior air power of the United States isn't going to be effective because this will be an unconventional warfare from the get go. When the boys in unfamiliar camouflage finally shows up, the draft will be the last thing on your mind because you'll be struggling to stay alive since your own neighbors will be fighting you to get any supply they can get from your home.

All I can say is - enter Wal Mart from the Lawn&Garden section -- it's closer to Sporting Goods. They also keep extra stock of ammo near the managers office in the back, so check that too.

lmao. you have some mind.

 

[Prize Gotti]

If you are in the US military and want to get out, get fat, you'll get an honourable discharge, but you will still be a reserve for a period of time.

 

[Bender]

Don't say that you are gay, just say that you are a conscientious objector :thumb: