For one moment, there was magic in the world.

[Dogmatic187]

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Cambodian troops Quarantine Quan'su

God damnit, since I was so excited to literally jump on a plane and fly my ass to Cambodia. I probably should have read the date on this article first.

I thought I would still share this, eventhough it's old. Cause I'm sure I not the only who's dreamnt of a zombie outbreak.

 

[Rukas]

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

At best I predict this will turn into a Universal Soldier type military application at worst a full scale 28 Days/Weeks Later/I Am Legend like Zombie outbreak.

 

[Casey]

/\ It was an April Fool's Joke, Ruk.

 

[Duke]

Way cool that the BBC would either think of something like that, or be stupid enough to run with it.

Zombies are awesome.

 

[Illuminattile]

Way cool that the BBC would either think of something like that, or be stupid enough to run with it.

Neither. It's not the real BBC website.

 

[Rahim]

/\ It was an April Fool's Joke, Ruk.

lol so the news isn't true??

 

[Prize Gotti]

Not only an Aprils fools joke, nor a fake BBC page, but its from 2005, lol.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Not only that, but its gay.

 

[Duke]

Neither. It's not the real BBC website.

Ah yeah, I just saw the link itself.

Shame.

 

[Rukas]

I knew it was fake but I just wanted to slide a Universal Soldier reference in on the forum somewhere and this is the best I could do without making a flat out thread about it and announcing my fanboyism.

 

[PuffnScruff]

i think it would be fun if we had zombies in our society trying to eat people's brains.

 

[Prize Gotti]

i think it would be fun if we had zombies in our society trying to eat people's brains.

you don't know how much fun i will have sniping them from the top of a building. i would have to do a george romero and lock myself in a mall with my closest friends and relatives.

 

[Dogmatic187]

To prepare for the impending zombie apocalypse. I'd thought it would be best to promote good dieatary habits for the future.

 

[_carmi]

At best I predict this will turn into a Universal Soldier type military application at worst a full scale 28 Days/Weeks Later/I Am Legend like Zombie outbreak.

/\ It was an April Fool's Joke, Ruk.

lol so the news isn't true??

lmao. (i know y'all were joking)

but seriously if it was true, how fucked up that would be lol